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"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
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Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

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"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

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The evil was

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end.

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization.

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada.

KK now we need an animated .gif, feature length film, video game, comic and merchandise!

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children rejoiced.

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children rejoiced as

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children rejoiced as the end

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children rejoiced as the end devastated

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children rejoiced as the end devastated kittens

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I know, this is very low, even for me

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children rejoiced as the end devastated kittens, eh?

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children rejoiced as the end devastated kittens, eh?

The creeper

The creeper congratulated FMAlchemist on being two and a quarter years late to the thread.

"Her face was potato, and potato, so when she rotated gleefully, the potato became quite embellished. Encouraged a potato. She again potatoed everywhere potato. Intentionally, I backflipped and a potato. A wizard conjured a potato from his marvelous sack of potatoes burlap, and pudding... Suddenly ninjas pounced from the hidden carrot that was inside an Albanian albino's moustache! The moustache whose name, Pedro, was infamous for sexually-explicit fan-fiction about Asuka Langley Sohryu. So, it rotated wildly and stampeded across the edge of the Black Pearl that was her favorite camel toe. So, in conclusion, the ninjas face their boat and slowly barrel-rolled potato-soup. Unexpectedly, the sly potato whipped out two cats from its trenchcoat."
- The fCraft story, as narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Also, this tuna, amen. Until a millenium later, a nyancat wore a dirty fedora with a Driza-Bone riding coat and a soap-shankdog with hand sanitizer suggestively enhancing scrotum-based pie. This is the end. Or is it? Yes, however the wizard died.
Potato.
More patato!!
Hashbrowns!
Chips!
Salsa!
Tomatoes!
Shit!
Potato.
Potato.
Trenchcoat!

Wait, there's more!

The evil was the end of civilization in Canada. Little children rejoiced as the end devastated kittens, eh?

The creeper congratulated FMAlchemist on being two and a quarter years late to the thread, and gave Fricksion a consolation prize for being a failure at following the story's rules and sucking at creating a funny ending, therefore considered to be a dumbass.

The End.

P.S. Potato.

P.S.S. The End.