Funny quotes by funny people.

[Hafnium]

You may have noticed a new feature at the top right of the forum. As it is, we only have two measly quotes. I need more, and YOU can help.

Submit to me here any quotes by community members that you think would look nice/funny on the banner.

[Bloody_Llama]

We have to have quite a few from Sneaky_Citrus.

[Sanjar Khan]

Anything by doberman

[Helio_]

Don't forget harpychord.

[fragmer]

What do u like to do when the power is out If youlike to read or go outside ride a bike tell me Im just cerious what u guys like to do

[Ollieboy]

I prefer this gem from tyler;

If you have tried ganja tell me what was it like after you had some please and thanks you

Also;

WHAT I have to write in appeal

Hello i been nice vet.
And i wish for to get minecraft gift code for present xD.
And i am wery happy my birghtday is tomorrow

Probably too long that one, though

I have build a bird. A big bird

There are just...too many in the Shrine to choose from...

Ok for some reason most Supop+ created their account on my birthday !?!?! I think that is weird!

[Sanjar Khan]

all i know is that i was demoted cause "ollie is to classy to do it himself" hours after the event in which ollie had to keep kicking and screeming about his god complex..

[Helio_]

why you should remote me ther is no rule that says no block spaming it says greef = multipel kicks = ban so thats why you should remote me

Fetched out of the sea of appeals made by 8 year olds.

[Pemalite]

Pinch some quotes from peoples signatures, some of them are classics.

[Sanjar Khan]

if u want to see the difference between undoing grief and not undoing grief, compare a main i didnt patrol to a main i did patrol..

[ruggedbear]

Ahh man, here's some stuff from my personal favorite thread of all time:

i am mad at how there is not effects in the surver is any one with me on this

Or perhaps:

Hahaha I knew it lol you think I'm a ........nm any way talk to you on the Surver o and there is no need to trick people in life it makes you look stupid lol

There's just too much gold on that thread to pick one!

[Sanjar Khan]

Good find, that thread was fantastic. There's also good stuff in that trainstation application thread by Goldenhart and 1mgc1.
Also this:

if u guys dont know how to run a server with rules, SHUT IT DOWN!

[Xesdra]

I'll post that old cod_mw2 thingy when I get back, I think it's still on my computer.

[Fehzor]

Wait... where exactly are these going to be displayed? I dun see it.

EDIT: Nevermind, I found it.

file:///C:/Users/Mack/Desktop/WoM/screenshot_20110714151818.png

[DreamingInsane]

I accidentaly typed /c and made a big cube and i demoted...

[Darklight]

I understand how sensitive you all are now so I assure and promise you i'll tone it down for you from today on because no one ever said anything about it until today. SO suddenly. Im high. Thanks.

You know what would be epic? If anyone still has the chat logs of this guy.

[Hafnium]

For the owners, there's a shortcut on the RDP to "quotes.txt"

The format is:

<QUOTE>|<AUTHOR>

The last line must be left blank.

[Helio_]

i cant take this guys i rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hehuheu i been acting good for a reson an and r ahh i going crazy

[Ollieboy]

if you make ollieboy no longer a owner get an owner that dosent hold a grudge and/or can take a simple joke.

[Hafnium]

If all of these are about Ollie being a jerk, people are going to get the wrong idea.

[doberman41]

Anything by doberman

xD lol

[thelonedrummer18]

Ericthaminer998: GAYS UR ALL GAYS FOR FUCKING HELL PUSSYS!

[Fehzor]

I feel like Duke Nukem when i troll someone

[PyroPyro]

I feel like Duke Nukem when i troll someone

Silly Fehzor thats out of the context, I much more stupid quotes... Hell everything i say is in some way stupid.

[Intertoothh]

My sweet, sweet pixels...

[cdferg]

There's probably some good harpychord quotes out there. He's a funny dude.

[Cartoonman]

JUST WHEN I WAS DOIN MY GARDEN BITCH MADE A HOLE

my mother is my sister

[Smokeybacon]

my dad is an arkansas goveren
and iwe are suing skittles
and we may file a lawsuit against fcraft

[KingCrab]

quit mutting MEEEEEEEE! I onli want a revuw

EDIT: Switched to a much better quote from him

[kattoo]

<KingCrab72> Im not a dick, and I dont want to start being one

I'm kidding, King: