KingCrab (Possibly a lobster)

[KingCrab]

What's up? The names KingCrab. My real name is Kyle and I'm 17. I'm proud to say I don't drink, do drugs, or smoke. I'll be studying Computer Engineering in college starting this summer. I'm a pretty relaxed guy who likes to joke around but can get serious when he needs to be. I won't be shy to speak my mind either. As most of you might know, I love things that remind you of my childhood because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. I consider myself a philosopher and most of you can probably say that I have a pretty unique personality.

I play all sorts of different games including-
Xbox Live- KingCrabSP (Black Ops, Halo Reach, etc etc.)
PC- Battlefield 2142, Minecraft, The Battle for Middle Earth, Guild Wars, Medieval 2 Total War
Wii- Super Smash bros Brawl, MW:Reflex, COD:WAW, Legend of Zelda, Mario, etc etc.

I'm also a huge movie fan and can pretty much answer any question about Lord of the Rings or The Lion King there is.

I could sit here and ramble on for awhile typing my entire life story, but most of you could care less and are going to say "Welcome!" or "Nice to meet you!" anyways so I'm going to save all of us some time and just end it there.

-KingCrab

[lucky_pierre]

Welcome!
Nice to meet you!

[cdferg]

Hey there KingLobster!

I'm proud to say I don't drink, do drugs, or smoke

You're not the only one

[Aleries]

Crab crab, welcome, crab.

[KingCrab]

Crab crab, welcome, crab.

I freaking love you.....

That guy is strangely about as close to the real me as it gets...

[TheBeardmaster]

I'm proud to say I don't drink, do drugs, or smoke. I'll be studying Computer Engineering in college starting this summer.

You forgot to mention that you love animu and have one of those animu love pillows, find it hard to get a girlfriend, and wish that talking to women was as easy as the dating simulators you love to play.

No, but in reality, don't let all this anti-drug brainwashing convince you into thinking drinking is on the same level as drugs and smoking. Smoking's just toxic, and most drugs (excluding the obvious one) will &%@# up your life, but a good 90% of the population manages to drink without becoming an alcoholic or driving their car into a school bus filled with nuns, orphans, and kittens. College is the last time you'll be able to live inside the not-real-life bubble, so it's the best time to experiment, relatively guilt free. Just don't experiment with crack. Seriously.

Oh, and give me a second to get off my moral high horse, here....aaaaaand..... okay. I've got a random-ass video you may enjoy. Always think of it when i see you log on, though.

[Edit:] Err.... after watching the video i linked, i realized you should stop watching once the guy starts saying oliolio. it's irrelevant and pretty special-needs.