Funny quotes by funny people.

[Pothus]

[10:29] <+FCB> richardsonjacob: shove your pines up my mothers vigaina and make
[10:29] <+FCB> richardsonjacob: ta kid that is called seeeex

[Xela_coco]

[10:29] <+FCB> richardsonjacob: shove your pines up my mothers vigaina and make
[10:29] <+FCB> richardsonjacob: ta kid that is called seeeex

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12:37 AM <NuclearWaffle121> Well, it's better than normal rape
12:37 AM <NuclearWaffle121> in that it's pine scented
12:38 AM <NuclearWaffle121> it helps to cover up the smell of sweat

Also-

12:47 AM <•FCB> +ruggedbear: All in favor of a mute, say aye
12:47 AM <•FCB> Fricksion: Aye
12:47 AM <freewill> all against say nay!
12:47 AM <freewill> NAY
12:47 AM <Xela> Neigh!
12:47 AM <•FCB> +Pothus: Nay.
12:47 AM <•FCB> richardsonjacob: yay
12:47 AM <•FCB> Fricksion: Gay

[Kevinsweijen]

[16:45] <FCB> richardsonjacob: fuck me and pull my pinis off then eat it
[16:45] <FCB> richardsonjacob: on a hutdog bun
[16:46] <FCB> richardsonjacob: fuckfuckfuckity asssssssssssshole fucking go to
[16:46] <FCB> richardsonjacob: i swear to myself you shoul fucking all go to hell
[16:47] <FCB> richardsonjacob: get the fuck out of my world

[16:48] <Kevinsweijen> Why are you mad D: ?
[16:49] <FCB> richardsonjacob: because you are all being mean
[16:49] <FCB> richardsonjacob: i want a fucking review
[16:50] <FCB> richardsonjacob: i am reporting all you bitches
[16:50] <FCB> richardsonjacob: i am repoting you all right now
[16:51] * FCB * richardsonjacob left the server (ClientQuit)

[16:51] * FCB * richardsonjacob connected.
[16:52] <FCB> richardsonjacob: yes may i have a review
[16:53] <FCB> +ruggedbear: Frankly, richardson, no. Not after you spent the last 20 minutes cursing at us, and then threatened to report us.
[16:53] <FCB> richardsonjacob: what are you talking about
[16:53] <FCB> richardsonjacob: i was never cursing at you nice people
[16:54] <FCB> richardsonjacob: i never curse
[16:54] <FCB> richardsonjacob: what o your talking about my brother
[16:54] <FCB> richardsonjacob: he goes on my acount
[16:55] <FCB> richardsonjacob: that was my brother swearing
[16:55] <FCB> richardsonjacob: but i was playing outside

[ftscreator]

16:51 FCB logan1369: SamTolzman i want to have sex with you
16:52 FCB SamTolzman: LOGAN YOUR A JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:52 FCB logan1369: why?
16:53 FCB SamTolzman: YOU SAID YOU WONTED TOO SEX WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fricksionite]

xCJPx: It's going to be bigger
xCJPx: Just see!

[Pothus]

[17:51] <FCB_> +Jjb14: CSS
[17:51] <FCB_> Ninjacat101: CSS <3
[17:51] <FCB_> Ninjacat101: PHP
[17:51] <FCB_> +Jjb14: PCP
[17:51] <FCB_> +Jjb14: LSD
[17:51] <FCB_> XephossKool: PMC
[17:51] <FCB_> +Pothus: JJB
[17:51] <FCB_> silverx323: I have to PEE
[17:51] <NuclearWaffle121> CFC
[17:51] <FCB_> +Jjb14: KFC
[17:51] <dober> LSD
[17:51] <FCB_> +CrimsonTensai: BBC
[17:51] <FCB_> XephossKool: UFC
[17:51] <FCB_> XephossKool: CDC

[Ninjacat101]

Nobody els found him funny apart from me

<FCB_> XephossKool: its april 1st right?
<NuclearWaffle121> XephossKool, no it isn't and it won't be for another 11 months
<FCB_> XephossKool: april fools HAHAHAHAHAH

<FCB_> XephossKool: FAG
<FCB_> XephossKool: FAL
<FCB_> Ninjacat101:
<FCB_> XephossKool: FOJ
<NuclearWaffle121> okay xephos, that's enough
<FCB_> Ninjacat101: we stopped a while ago XephossKool
<FCB_> XephossKool: OH
<FCB_> XephossKool: april fools HAHAHAHHAHAHA

<FCB_> XephossKool: im gona get off cya guys
<FCB_> XephossKool: bai guys
<FCB_> XephossKool: april fools HAHAHAHAHA?H

<FCB> XephossKool: pothus are you on pot?
<FCB> +Pothus: Good question
<FCB> XephossKool: april fools HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<Aleries> ...... someone take Xephoss's keyboard away.

<FCB> XephossKool: rugged are you a bear?
<FCB> +Pothus: Hey Rugged!
<NuclearWaffle121> xephos, do you need to keep doing that
<FCB> XephossKool: april fools HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ninjacat101]

He's still at it!

<FCB_> XephossKool: hey silver im a girl
<FCB_> Silverx323: Oh. Wow.
<FCB_> Silverx323: Girls on the Internet?
<FCB_> XephossKool: april fools HAHAHAHAHAHA
<FCB_> Silverx323: Oh.
<FCB_> Silverx323: It isn't even April.
<FCB_> Silverx323: Also, stop doing that.
<FCB_> XephossKool: oh
<FCB_> Silverx323: It isn't funny.
<FCB_> XephossKool: okay
<Kevvy> It´s may.
<FCB_> XephossKool: sowwy sniff......
<FCB_> Silverx323: Don't do that either.

[MaxJ2001]

He's still at it!

<FCB_> XephossKool: hey silver im a girl
<FCB_> Silverx323: Oh. Wow.
<FCB_> Silverx323: Girls on the Internet?
<FCB_> XephossKool: april fools HAHAHAHAHAHA
<FCB_> Silverx323: Oh.
<FCB_> Silverx323: It isn't even April.
<FCB_> Silverx323: Also, stop doing that.
<FCB_> XephossKool: oh
<FCB_> Silverx323: It isn't funny.
<FCB_> XephossKool: okay
<Kevvy> It´s may.
<FCB_> XephossKool: sowwy sniff......
<FCB_> Silverx323: Don't do that either.

Hahahaha. I think XephossCool just gave me the right idea for June Fools (assuming the server is upgraded to 1.5.2.)

[Fricksionite]

Someone got a dose of nitrogen, it seems.

[Element_Equinox]

Suddenly I'm interested.

[Ninjacat101]

<Rick_Slater> I'm telling you, obtain one mexican, 20 dollars and a shower.
<Rick_Slater> Instruct the mexican to choke you only until you climax.

[49ERS]

<Rick_Slater> I'm telling you, obtain one mexican, 20 dollars and a shower.
<Rick_Slater> Instruct the mexican to choke you only until you climax.

Wtf did I just read

[Ninjacat101]

<CoolDude72> Will you whip it out at random times in front of people?

[Pothus]

[11:14] <+FCB> OllyTuna: wat fapping
[11:14] <+FCB> Pothus: Masturbating
[11:14] <+FCB> OllyTuna: wat is that
[11:14] <+FCB> Pothus: Ask your parents OllyTuna.
[11:17] <+FCB> OllyTuna: my mom sied i's a bad thing and don't tilk about it
[11:20] <+FCB> OllyTuna: pothus it a bad thing
[11:21] <+FCB> OllyTuna: i's a bad thing mastervaeding

[Pothus]

The second coming of Graphic.

It all started with a demotion.

[18:08] * FCB_ * awsomepingu3* was Demoted from builder to guest by Pothus Reason: Grief in Builder185. Appeal at forum.fcraft.net
[18:08] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: pothus it wasnt me
[18:08] <FCB_> Pothus: It was though.
[18:09] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ill report this to planetminecraft
[18:09] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: and they will show you
[18:09] <@Ninjacat> they sure will

[18:16] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: i know skydoesminecaft
[18:16] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ok who is in the sky army
[18:16] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: i am
[18:17] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: iv meet him in real life
[18:17] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ill tell him to take to notch and screw this serve
[18:17] <FCB_> Flamewarrior199: Heh Notch has no power here
[18:18] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: fine i will send a letter to mojang
[18:19] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ooh ya my dad know the owners of minecraft
[18:19] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: he is a big fan to

[18:19] <FCB_> Flamewarrior199: Awsomepingu3 stop trying to sound powerful when in fact you are not. Which ultimately lowers your status with us.
[18:20] <@Ninjacat> lol Flame
[18:20] <FCB_> Flamewarrior199: My suggestions is to appeal at forum.fcraft.net
[18:20] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: do i have to hack the server
[18:20] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: to get your attention
[18:20] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ok
[18:20] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: i know how to hack
[18:20] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: i need to go get cheat engene
[18:21] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: im going to look up how to hack here
[18:21] <FCB_> Flamewarrior199: You said you knew how
[18:22] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: i do
[18:25] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: im dowloding cheat engige
[18:25] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: im going to first going
[18:25] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: rank my self to the high rank
[18:27] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: then ill delete all your buildings
[18:27] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: no ill hack
[18:28] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: then ill hack your accounts
[18:29] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: then ill delete the server for good
[18:29] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ill be off the world list
[18:29] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: server list
[18:29] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: plant minecraft know about it
[18:30] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: they said do it
[18:30] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: they gave me the idea
[18:30] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ok
[18:30] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: YES its downloded
[18:31] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: before i hack
[18:31] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: i want to tell you the plan
[18:31] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ok
[18:31] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: first ill make you commands fail
[18:33] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ill hack you acounts ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!
[18:33] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: ok
[18:34] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: NO i have to downlode a other ap

[19:55] <+FCB> awsomepingu3: hack nuclearwaffle121:code 234.123 hack.com
[19:57] <+FCB> awsomepingu3: hacks 4543234 macwido :codes 12 356.23

[Element_Equinox]

Good, someone needs to hack nuclearwaffle. He needs to be stopped.

[Ollieboy]

[18:21] <FCB_> awsomepingu3: im going to look up how to hack here

Duh.

http://bit.ly/1c9Ollt

[Ninjacat101]

<FCB> Flamewarrior199: It's big so I'll do it

[CrimsonTensai]

[22:01:22] <FCB_> 200419110: Holy shit I have like 4 tabs open at once

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[22:17:22] <FCB_> Skinnygamer: There is many things I haven't built that will be on my roof.
[22:17:23] <FCB_> Skinnygamer: .-.
[22:17:29] <FCB_> Ninjacat101: penises?

[Ninjacat101]

<Pothus> nsfw http://www.majesticwaterfowl.org/images ... 0penis.jpg

[Pothus]

I swear it was related to the discussion at hand.

[Ollieboy]

Learn more about the duck's corkscrew penis here.

[Aleries]

I had to put it in code blocks to preserve the client's tab spacing

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[18:39]	FCB	Pothus: Evening, Aleries.
[18:39]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Grts own op potes
[18:39]	Aleries	Hello
[18:39]	FCB	Pothus: thx you
[18:39]	FCB	genlove: thanks
[18:39]	FCB	Sandfreak1: wuuuut
[18:39]	Skinny	Hello Aleries!
[18:39]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Skinny got mason
[18:39]	FCB	Pothus: wai-wuuuut
[18:39]	FCB	__49ERS__: hi aleries
[18:39]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Grats
[18:39]	FCB	Pothus: gtrs on mason skin
[18:39]	Skinny	Thx
[18:39]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Wuuut
[18:39]	FCB	Sandfreak1: He is irc now
[18:39]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Grats on irc
[18:39]	FCB	Pothus: wuuuut
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: gzon irc
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: wuuut
[18:40]	Skinny	
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: Sandfreak1
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: aleries got trustee
[18:40]	FCB	Sandfreak1: ?
[18:40]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Wuut
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: wuuut
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: congrats on trustee aleries
[18:40]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Grats on trustee
[18:40]	Aleries	I did??
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: wait
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: wuuut
[18:40]	FCB	Pothus: __49ERS__ is verteran
[18:40]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Wuuut
[18:40]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Grats on verteran
[18:41]	FCB	Pothus: grts on vet
[18:41]	FCB	genlove: MUAHAHAHA!!
[18:41]	FCB	Pothus: wuuut
[18:41]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Wait
[18:41]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Wuuut
[18:41]	FCB	Pothus: geblove got guest
[18:41]	FCB	Pothus: genlove*
[18:41]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Grats
[18:41]	FCB	Pothus: grats on guest genlove
[18:41]	FCB	Sandfreak1: I was like wuut
[18:41]	FCB	Pothus: i wal like wuuuut
[18:41]	FCB	Sandfreak1: I remember when you were like wuuuut
[18:42]	Aleries	Omg so many promotions. Someone must be in a /really/ good mood today
[18:42]	FCB	Pothus: wait
[18:42]	FCB	Pothus: wuuut
[18:42]	FCB	Pothus: aleries is irc now
[18:42]	FCB	Pothus: grats on irc aleries
[18:42]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Wuuut
[18:42]	FCB	Sandfreak1: Grats
[18:42]	Aleries	>.>
[18:42]	===	IRC Erroneous Nickname
[18:42]	=-=	Y is now known as Sandfreak1
[18:42]	Sandfreak1	Wuuuut
[18:42]	Sandfreak1	I got irc now
[18:42]	FCB	Pothus: woah
[18:42]	FCB	Pothus: wuuut
[18:42]	Skinny	Yay IRC buddies
[18:42]	FCB	Pothus: danfreak1 gz on irc
[18:42]	===	IRC Erroneous Nickname
[18:42]	Sandfreak1	Twinsies
[18:42]	Sandfreak1	Thanks
[18:42]	===	.IRC Erroneous Nickname
[18:42]	|<--	Lime has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	|<--	Skrat has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	|<--	HeyMan7-Cloud has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	|<--	azmiPhone has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	|<--	ScootyAway has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	|<--	Away49ERS has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	|<--	Xela has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	FCB	genlove: wow
[18:43]	Skinny	Partners
[18:43]	|<--	FierceConn has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	|<--	Silver|Cloud has left irc.esper.net (Remote host closed the connection)
[18:43]	Sandfreak1	wLol
[18:43]	FCB	Pothus: couldn't handle the promotions
[18:43]	Aleries	Look at all those demotions
[18:43]	Sandfreak1	IrcCloud fails
[18:43]	FCB	genlove: i really fixed that castle
[18:43]	Skinny	Mother of...
[18:43]	FCB	Pothus: /massrank irc nothing

[Pothus]

Eh...

[200419110]

05:59:48: <nuclearwaffle121> I find it sad that I can remember all of 2004's username
06:00:58: <FCB> +Fricksion: Hmm
06:01:03: <FCB> +Fricksion: What if...
06:01:09: <FCB> +Fricksion: What if Grant works for the NSA
06:01:22: <FCB> 200419110: LOL
06:01:26: <FCB> +Fricksion: Especially with that username
06:01:30: <FCB> +Fricksion: Do not trust Grant
06:01:39: <FCB> 200419110: D:
06:01:48: <FCB> +Fricksion: Agent 200419110, please report current chat status.
06:02:06: <FCB> +Fricksion: Agent 200419110, do not make me say your real codename.
06:02:14: <FCB> 200419110: but you can see my picture in the forums D:
06:02:25: <FCB> +Fricksion: Agent hotbabe69ladiesdude, please report.
06:02:30: <FCB> 200419110: omg
06:02:33: <FCB> 200419110: I'm dying
06:02:36: <FCB> 200419110: brb
06:02:36: <Sand|off>
06:02:51: <nuclearwaffle121> frick you just killed 2004
06:02:56: <nuclearwaffle121> you literally killed him
06:03:11: <FCB> +Fricksion: Not my fault he decided to work under my NSA branch
06:03:13: <FCB> +Fricksion:
06:03:14: <FCB> +Fricksion: Wops
06:03:21: <FCB> +Fricksion: I mean, mcdonalds branch
06:03:22: <FCB> 200419110: I think my mom is coming because of how loud I am laughing
06:03:23: <nuclearwaffle121> NSA GO AWAY
06:03:38: <FCB> +Fricksion: Your mom is having an orgasm because of your laughter?
06:03:45: <FCB> +Fricksion: What
06:03:51: <FCB> +Fricksion: Weird fetish she has
06:03:54: <FCB> Sandfreak1: Grant is reporting you
06:03:58: <FCB> Sandfreak1: They are coming for you
06:04:03: <FCB> +Fricksion: XD
06:04:20: <FCB> +Fricksion: *runs to russia(
06:04:37: <FCB> Sandfreak1: Now he knows where you ran off to
06:04:44: <FCB> +Fricksion: xD
06:04:51: <FCB> 200419110: omg
06:04:55: <FCB> 200419110: she just came in and was all
06:05:05: <FCB> 200419110: "what the fuck do you think you are doing up so late"
06:05:09: <FCB> 200419110: and all I could say was
06:05:25: <FCB> 200419110: "hotbabe69ladiesdude"
06:05:29: <FCB> +Fricksion: xD
06:05:32: <FCB> 200419110: she turned around and walked out
06:05:40: <nuclearwaffle121> lmao 2004
06:05:43: <FCB> 200419110: she didn't even yell at me

[CrimsonTensai]

[23:55:25] <__49ERS__> you're iron cat?
[23:55:31] <@Ninjacat> I might be
[23:55:40] <__49ERS__> omg let me suck your dick plz
[23:55:57] <@Ninjacat> it's made of metal
[23:56:02] <@Ninjacat> (and furr)
[23:56:08] <__49ERS__> lol gross
[23:56:18] <@Ninjacat> you're just jealous of my strong furry penis
[23:56:27] <__49ERS__> a mixture of metal and fur lol
[23:56:32] <Zac> wtf
[23:56:55] * __49ERS__ dips
[23:57:41] <Zac> i hope you get a disease and die
[23:57:51] <@Ninjacat> what a nice thing to say

[Kevinsweijen]

Not much of a quote. But definitely worthy of this thread.

[09:13] <FCB_> [BeLIEbeR] xXx_-_tHE--xXx--LoNE_-xXx-_DruMMeR--xXx_-_xXx-----18: I dont need colors if i have a name like that
[09:13] <Kevinsweijen> LOL.
[09:13] <FCB_> Pothus: ye
[09:13] <FCB_> Evansurya555: LOL
[09:13] <FCB_> [BeLIEbeR] xXx_-_tHE--xXx--LoNE_-xXx-_DruMMeR--xXx_-_xXx-----18: YES
[09:13] <Kevinsweijen> LOOOOOL
[09:13] <FCB_> Sandfreak1: o.o
[09:13] <FCB_> #Scootabyte: perfect
[09:13] <NuclearWaffle121> WOOOOOO
[09:13] <FCB_> [BeLIEbeR] xXx_-_tHE--xXx--LoNE_-xXx-_DruMMeR--xXx_-_xXx-----18: Scoot i love you so much
[09:13] <FCB_> Evansurya555: it's beautiful
[09:13] <FCB_> [BeLIEbeR] xXx_-_tHE--xXx--LoNE_-xXx-_DruMMeR--xXx_-_xXx-----18: every time i talk i ping myself
[09:13] <FCB_> #Scootabyte: haha
[09:13] <FCB_> [BeLIEbeR] xXx_-_tHE--xXx--LoNE_-xXx-_DruMMeR--xXx_-_xXx-----18: This is a good thing

[CrimsonTensai]

[20:56:15] <+FCB> Presto_Blue: what did u build, crim
[20:57:04] <+FCB> Presto_Blue: OH
[20:57:06] <+FCB> Presto_Blue: I see it
[20:57:09] <+FCB> Presto_Blue: wonderful

[Jjb14]

xCissie: you are a dick
thelonedrummer18: Just because I killed you doesn't make me a dick.
thelonedrummer18: Though, the fact that I'm about to burn your stuff makes me a dick.