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Funny quotes by funny people.

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You may have noticed a new feature at the top right of the forum. As it is, we only have two measly quotes. I need more, and YOU can help.

Submit to me here any quotes by community members that you think would look nice/funny on the banner.
The first law of thermodynamics states that you don't discuss thermodynamics.

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We have to have quite a few from Sneaky_Citrus.
<FCB2> trevbev94: who made the perimid out of saind cause that is ausom
<FCB2> Pemalite+: druffin. 'cmere big boy for some lovin'

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Anything by doberman
Ferrisbuler2: i will stay but i might not post cus of ollieboy

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Don't forget harpychord.
We do what we must, because we can.

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tylerthecreator5 wrote:What do u like to do when the power is out If youlike to read or go outside ride a bike tell me :D Im just cerious what u guys like to do :)

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I prefer this gem from tyler;
tylerthecreator5 wrote:If you have tried ganja tell me what was it like after you had some please and thanks you
Also;
Heitorjoiner wrote:WHAT I have to write in appeal
lightmax wrote:Hello i been nice vet.
And i wish for to get minecraft gift code for present xD.
And i am wery happy my birghtday is tomorrow
Probably too long that one, though :(
Dragostar2 wrote:I have build a bird. A big bird
There are just...too many in the Shrine to choose from...
Kirklin11 wrote:Ok for some reason most Supop+ created their account on my birthday !?!?! I think that is weird!
<TKB> Hit_Girl: zombies don't hurt
<TKB> Hit_Girl: weird.
<TKB> Hit_Girl was slain by Zombie

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1mgc1 wrote:all i know is that i was demoted cause "ollie is to classy to do it himself" hours after the event in which ollie had to keep kicking and screeming about his god complex..
Ferrisbuler2: i will stay but i might not post cus of ollieboy

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the mc help me wrote:why you should remote me ther is no rule that says no block spaming it says greef = multipel kicks = ban so thats why you should remote me
Fetched out of the sea of appeals made by 8 year olds.
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Pinch some quotes from peoples signatures, some of them are classics.
Xecutioner91890: I wanna meet the owners that would be a dream !
<@hafnium> Fuck off

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1mgc1 wrote:if u want to see the difference between undoing grief and not undoing grief, compare a main i didnt patrol to a main i did patrol..
Ferrisbuler2: i will stay but i might not post cus of ollieboy

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Ahh man, here's some stuff from my personal favorite thread of all time:
tyty1000mmm wrote:i am mad at how there is not effects in the surver is any one with me on this
Or perhaps:
tyty1000mmm wrote:Hahaha I knew it lol you think I'm a ........nm any way talk to you on the Surver o and there is no need to trick people in life it makes you look stupid lol
There's just too much gold on that thread to pick one!
<legopineapple> I have a zombie miner for me! :D
legopineapple was slain by Zombie
<ruggedbear> Lol!
<surferdudeX> LOL
<legopineapple> Nuuu!

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Good find, that thread was fantastic. There's also good stuff in that trainstation application thread by Goldenhart and 1mgc1.
Also this:
Toxic_Gun wrote:if u guys dont know how to run a server with rules, SHUT IT DOWN!
Ferrisbuler2: i will stay but i might not post cus of ollieboy

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I'll post that old cod_mw2 thingy when I get back, I think it's still on my computer.
This post makes my post count increase by one!

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Wait... where exactly are these going to be displayed? I dun see it.

EDIT: Nevermind, I found it.
Ninjawolf wrote:file:///C:/Users/Mack/Desktop/WoM/screenshot_20110714151818.png

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ngbeslhang wrote:I accidentaly typed /c and made a big cube and i demoted...
"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.."
~ Edgar Allan Poe

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Deenosaurus wrote:I understand how sensitive you all are now so I assure and promise you i'll tone it down for you from today on because no one ever said anything about it until today. SO suddenly. Im high. Thanks.
You know what would be epic? If anyone still has the chat logs of this guy.

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For the owners, there's a shortcut on the RDP to "quotes.txt"

The format is:

<QUOTE>|<AUTHOR>

The last line must be left blank.
The first law of thermodynamics states that you don't discuss thermodynamics.

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jmax555 wrote:i cant take this guys i rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hehuheu i been acting good for a reson an and r ahh i going crazy
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pmaguire13 wrote:if you make ollieboy no longer a owner get an owner that dosent hold a grudge and/or can take a simple joke.
<TKB> Hit_Girl: zombies don't hurt
<TKB> Hit_Girl: weird.
<TKB> Hit_Girl was slain by Zombie

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If all of these are about Ollie being a jerk, people are going to get the wrong idea.
The first law of thermodynamics states that you don't discuss thermodynamics.

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Sanjar Khan wrote:Anything by doberman
xD lol
hung_dong: oh shoot i didnt go deep enough
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Ericthaminer998: GAYS UR ALL GAYS FOR FUCKING HELL PUSSYS!
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PyroPyro wrote:I feel like Duke Nukem when i troll someone

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Fehzor wrote:
PyroPyro wrote:I feel like Duke Nukem when i troll someone
Silly Fehzor thats out of the context, I much more stupid quotes... Hell everything i say is in some way stupid.

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harpychord wrote:My sweet, sweet pixels...
McLaughlinKid wrote:You put roar on everything don't you?

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There's probably some good harpychord quotes out there. He's a funny dude.
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winshit64 wrote:JUST WHEN I WAS DOIN MY GARDEN BITCH MADE A HOLE
sennec wrote:my mother is my sister
Show
00:53 hafnium: cartoon you talk too much

markiled: i just want to hump the speakers

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MainTrain97 wrote:my dad is an arkansas goveren
and iwe are suing skittles
and we may file a lawsuit against fcraft

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blakerzzzz1 wrote: quit mutting MEEEEEEEE! I onli want a revuw
EDIT: Switched to a much better quote from him
Last edited by KingCrab on February 2nd, 2012, 2:58 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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<KingCrab72> Im not a dick, and I dont want to start being one
I'm kidding, King:
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