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skiddaboy2 wrote:its the fucking stupid thing in the fucking world so is caps in that any opther server will let u use caps
Nice
<legopineapple> I have a zombie miner for me! :D
legopineapple was slain by Zombie
<ruggedbear> Lol!
<surferdudeX> LOL
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LOL.
* Isotope destructively nudges DreamingInsane with a new frogsleg.
tesfai10: greg79 wanna have sex

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(01:02:18) <xb0x> did you have sex yesterday then?
(01:02:22) <+FCB2> mymomlikesmilke: xbox
(01:02:35) <xb0x> did our information we gave you help?
(01:02:40) <+FCB1> mymomlikesmilke: yes i did it was nice
(01:02:41) <xb0x> supman
(01:02:44) <xb0x> nice :P
(01:02:47) <+FCB2> dobby_ashy: was it with ur hand?
(01:02:51) <xb0x> was our information helpful
(01:02:02) <+FCB1> mymomlikesmilke: booooooooooo
(01:02:12) <xb0x> what did she say?
(01:02:18) <+FCB2> mymomlikesmilke: xbox i got knee
(01:02:23) <xb0x> you got knee?
(01:02:30) <+FCB1> mymomlikesmilke: vegina and butt
(01:02:36) <xb0x> wtf
(01:02:42) <xb0x> you fucked herknee?
(01:02:49) <+FCB2> mymomlikesmilke: kinda
Then i muted him.

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Ghostph: I jerk it when i get bored and see a hawt ladie walk by
Ghostph: Who Want Mah Wenier!
Dont we all
sukinorules: Whoa, Pemalite, how smashed are you? D: be careful about hang overs!
+Pemalite: hang ovets pffft
+Pemalite: Im australian
+Pemalite: just half way between sobver and shit faed
#Allie: Closer to "shit faed"

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bilde wrote:<FCB2> bilde: im having sex next week or somefhing ;)
"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.."
~ Edgar Allan Poe

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Notice it's only for "funny people" Dreaming ;)
Meh...

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bilde wrote:Notice it's only for "funny people" Dreaming ;)

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"i griefed you r house fags" -duudypants

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<+Cartmen838213> because my grandfather was in Korea for WWII and they took his dog and ate it

<+FCB2> 0302Sergeant_Muffins: how do yo pm i cant on her
<+FCB1> 05+Pemalite: all the fcraft chicks reject me except element

13:04 + FCB2 │ +Pemalite: craaaaab
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: no
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: ill give yout the best loving ou ever ad crab

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KingCrab wrote:<+Cartmen838213> because my grandfather was in Korea for WWII and they took his dog and ate it

<+FCB2> 0302Sergeant_Muffins: how do yo pm i cant on her
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That wasn't the complete sentence, but it's nice to be included :P Also, it was on topic to what we were talking about. (dogs/cats/dog's penises being eaten in Korea)
[20:50] <KingCrab> omg
[20:50] <KingCrab> A bear just raped me
[20:51] <+FCB2> 15EmmaNekoNya: its pedo bear!!

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TheBeardMaster wrote:god gives you enjoyable orgasms, then says masturbation is bad.
also some signature quotes by your new owner:
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"its the fucking stupid thing in the fucking world so is caps in that any opther server will let u use caps" -skiddaboy2

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ruggedbear wrote:
skiddaboy2 wrote:its the fucking stupid thing in the fucking world so is caps in that any opther server will let u use caps
:D
<legopineapple> I have a zombie miner for me! :D
legopineapple was slain by Zombie
<ruggedbear> Lol!
<surferdudeX> LOL
<legopineapple> Nuuu!

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Beat me to it why don't you!

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<@fragmer> And I'm a chicken. BAAGARRCH!!
At that moment, I had coke come out of my nose.
Xecutioner91890: I wanna meet the owners that would be a dream !
<@hafnium> Fuck off

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minecrafter559 wrote:SHUTUP AND EAT YOUR WATERMELON!!!
<+FCB1> 05+Pemalite: all the fcraft chicks reject me except element

13:04 + FCB2 │ +Pemalite: craaaaab
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: no
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: ill give yout the best loving ou ever ad crab

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kofi13: A FUCK HIT A FUCK HIT A FUCK HIT FUCKING ASHOLE
kofi13: fucking hit girl i wish you were tet
kofi13: hit girl is a arshole man a fucking pink man arshole hit
kofi13: hit girl is a bitch for demoted a ugly bitch
<SMB> pen23: Hit you are so mean and pathetic and a liar and you're ugly and fat

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I agree with all of those statements. I'm glad somebody has finally raised the issue.
[02:27] <+FCB2> MainTrain97: my dad is an arkansas goveren
[02:27] <+FCB2> MainTrain97: and iwe are suing skittles
[02:29] <+FCB2> MainTrain97: and we may file a lawsuit against fcraft

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kofi13: fucking hit girl i wish you were tet
I wish I was tet too. Such an emotional moment.
<SMB> pen23: Hit you are so mean and pathetic and a liar and you're ugly and fat

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<+FCB2> Scrathy: Is vodka good enough for sterilizing a knife blade?
<+FCB1> 05+Pemalite: all the fcraft chicks reject me except element

13:04 + FCB2 │ +Pemalite: craaaaab
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: no
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: ill give yout the best loving ou ever ad crab

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[20:23] <FCB1> cooldude347: see guys im not the type of greifer who just greifs

All class or no class
[12:43] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You are the sexiest chick ever.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.

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xN8Gx wrote:[20:23] <FCB1> cooldude347: see guys im not the type of greifer who just greifs

All class or no class
It's a CoolDude clone!
This post makes my post count increase by one!

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Xesdra wrote:
xN8Gx wrote:[20:23] <FCB1> cooldude347: see guys im not the type of greifer who just greifs

All class or no class
It's a CoolDude clone!
:D

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CinematicalGFX wrote:If you have not played on any of fCraft's servers, I recommend you do because they are amazing.
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jord_rules wrote:make me builder or my friends hack your computer
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200419110 wrote:ohmyfuckingod im one person chill your tits

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Frost_Rain wrote:[2012-03-02 00:08:39] Frost_Rain: i got a boner,
LOOK OUT TEAM AVICII IS COMING!
u better protect ur server cause they are coming!
BETTER TAKE MY WORD THEY WILL TAKE THIS SERVER DOWN!
instead of this fucking wallmart server (favorite one)
YES I AM COOL ICAN KICK UR ASS IRL. ill come over there stick a dildo in ur ass (+Pemalite lives in Port Lincoln, South Australia.)
havent heard that one in a milions times u c*nt (pemalite says his has a small pee-pee)
DIRRRRR
what fcraft experiences at 1a.m.
Aleries: What OS is your server running on?
FierceReacter: 5

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Some other things from our "conversation".
+Pemalite: I'm quivering in fear.
The SECOND end of fCraft
Frost_Rain: THEY WILL TAKE THIS SERVER DOWN!
ABadAnimator: pema, hide yo' wife, hide yo' kids and hide yo' blocks 'cause they gun' come an' grief everyone out there
And then...
ABadAnimator: I feel like slamming my head into the keyboard for saying that
(IRC) fragmer: uh oh, the Red Text Monster used caps too
(IRC) ABadAnimator: pema, when he goes up to kick your ass, be sure to jot down some notes of how to properly run a walmart server
+Pemalite: Then Frost... Act your age. Not your shoe size.
Darklight67: *penis size
(IRC) ABadAnimator: I *AM* a cancer, how DID you know? :o
(IRC) ABadAnimator: wasn't some enchilada team of 60+ griefers supposed to come on?

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(IRC) ABadAnimator: wasn't some enchilada team of 60+ griefers supposed to come on?
I already caught six of them.

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<+FCB1> 05+Pemalite: all the fcraft chicks reject me except element

13:04 + FCB2 │ +Pemalite: craaaaab
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: no
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: ill give yout the best loving ou ever ad crab

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