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Hylloch:@@SUPOP MYLLOCH SMASH!
Hylloch:@@Supop FUCK, I'm NOT MYLLOCH!
Hylloch:@@Supo MINGCRAB, MOKEYBACON


Some more:

Hylloch:@@SUPOP I MAKE LOVE TO CAPS
Hylloch:@@SUPOP AND MAKE THEM SUCK MY DICK
<+FCB1> 05+Pemalite: all the fcraft chicks reject me except element

13:04 + FCB2 │ +Pemalite: craaaaab
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: no
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: ill give yout the best loving ou ever ad crab

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[23:44] <KingCrab> I literally got a boner from the thought of being able to torment you again

In case anyone was wondering if KingCrab still hated me...well, here's proof.
[12:43] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You are the sexiest chick ever.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.

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noahbubbles99: can i be an IRC

horsepig4: DAVID IS GAY AND DOESN'T LISTEN TO ANYONE AND HAS A
horsepig4: SMALL DICK
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SumLemonJuice: I GIVE UP BYE BYE IAM GOING TO TELL NOTCH
McLaughlinKid wrote:You put roar on everything don't you?

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[2012-06-11 23:20:19] joemania777: anyone in the mood for a great guy that is good
[2012-06-11 23:20:19] > looking aswell only for girls
:lol:
<legopineapple> I have a zombie miner for me! :D
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<ruggedbear> Lol!
<surferdudeX> LOL
<legopineapple> Nuuu!

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[18:04] <SVB> therunningman18: i love you
[18:05] <SVB> therunningman18: wait what i didnt say that
[18:05] <SVB> therunningman18: uhm uhm penis!

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Evutude: I do not know if you are Christian or not, but if you are you might want to review your morals. Even if you aren't you still might want to do that.
[12:43] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You are the sexiest chick ever.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.

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07:00:48] (IRC) Peacemanwar: You have awoken my nipples from an
ancient sleep.


Dafuq
sukinorules: Whoa, Pemalite, how smashed are you? D: be careful about hang overs!
+Pemalite: hang ovets pffft
+Pemalite: Im australian
+Pemalite: just half way between sobver and shit faed
#Allie: Closer to "shit faed"

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<FCB2> Tiger1012: i just unlocked the ability beacuse i downloaded the
<FCB1> Tiger1012: game

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evincis: tem muita camisinha para destruir UHAHUAHUAHUAHUHAUH
evincis: UHAHUAHUAHUAHUHAUHUAHUAHUAHUHUAUHAUH
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Cheeze_Burgerz: hit girl if you something like that agaid i swear to god
Cheeze_Burgerz: i gonna get bacon
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I enjoyed this.

[16:11] <SVB> surferdudeX: its a tarp!
[16:11] <SVB> RSW0103: a big sheet of plastic?

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emil9513: dad wer the baby come from???? the vegina!!

The vegina. Soon.

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Ninjacat101 wrote:Cheeze_Burgerz: hit girl if you something like that agaid i swear to god
Cheeze_Burgerz: i gonna get bacon
. . . . wat
<SMB> pen23: Hit you are so mean and pathetic and a liar and you're ugly and fat

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Hit-Girl wrote:
Ninjacat101 wrote:Cheeze_Burgerz: hit girl if you something like that agaid i swear to god
Cheeze_Burgerz: i gonna get bacon
. . . . wat
that was his reaction after you've trolled him with a "/kill list" prank
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oh man, i love that vegina thing
[2012-06-25 15:40:45] emil9513: dad wer the baby come from???? the
[2012-06-25 15:40:45] > vegina!!
[2012-06-25 15:40:53] Evansurya555: Vegina!
[2012-06-25 15:41:13] SukkerSukker: Vegina??
[2012-06-25 15:41:17] iRobinHood: Idk.
[2012-06-25 15:41:19] Evansurya555: VEGINA!
[2012-06-25 15:41:30] massive_martin: pussy
[2012-06-25 15:41:37] Evansurya555: no! VEGINA!
Some minutes later...
[2012-06-25 15:52:29] (IRC) PyroPyro: Hold in the name of the HOLY VEGINA!!
[2012-06-25 15:52:54] Evansurya555: HOLY VEGINA!
but my favorite
[2012-06-24 11:40:08] hannahm123: david
[2012-06-24 11:40:17] hannahm123: did u see down stairs
[2012-06-24 11:40:36] hannahm123: under the floor
[2012-06-24 11:41:13] David00143: still not worth it
[2012-06-24 11:41:30] hannahm123: please i made a dock and everything plz
[2012-06-24 11:41:31] Player cecil1829 joined Demo
[2012-06-24 11:41:41] hannahm123: im worth upgrading
[2012-06-24 11:42:03] David00143: not yet
[2012-06-24 11:42:14] hannahm123: did u look under the tv
[2012-06-24 11:42:25] David00143: shut up and build
[2012-06-24 11:42:27] hannahm123: the awesome room we made
[2012-06-24 11:42:30] David00143: fuck sakes
[2012-06-24 11:42:38] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:42:46] hannahm123: u no wat ur telling a 12yr old to shut up

[2012-06-24 11:42:52] hannahm123: my dad is a cop
[2012-06-24 11:42:56] David00143: I don't give a shit
[2012-06-24 11:42:59] +Nessy: now youre in trouble
[2012-06-24 11:43:04] iRobinHood: Oh here we go.
[2012-06-24 11:43:05] Evansurya555: my dad sell potatoes
[2012-06-24 11:43:10] __49ERS__: ahaha lmfao
[2012-06-24 11:43:11] iRobinHood: In russia.
[2012-06-24 11:43:21] __49ERS__: my dads a cop
[2012-06-24 11:43:25] Evansurya555: potatoes sell your dad
[2012-06-24 11:43:25] hannahm123: he is
[2012-06-24 11:43:25] __49ERS__: XD
[2012-06-24 11:43:26] Evansurya555: wut
[2012-06-24 11:43:31] hannahm123: sheriff
[2012-06-24 11:43:41] iRobinHood: Sheriff of all potatoes.
[2012-06-24 11:43:47] David00143: look at all the fucks I give
[2012-06-24 11:43:48] iRobinHood: Within the 30 mile radius.
[2012-06-24 11:43:49] hannahm123: no
[2012-06-24 11:43:51] +Nessy: sheriff? good knowing you david
[2012-06-24 11:43:53] Evansurya555: shus! potato is too awesome
[2012-06-24 11:43:54] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:43:55] +Nessy: your life is over
[2012-06-24 11:43:58] +Nessy: jail for life
[2012-06-24 11:44:01] iRobinHood: Ikr
[2012-06-24 11:44:06] David00143: oh noes
[2012-06-24 11:44:09] hannahm123: my dad is going to hunt u down
[2012-06-24 11:44:09] iRobinHood: You didnt give her a good revies
[2012-06-24 11:44:10] David00143: whatever am I going to do
[2012-06-24 11:44:10] __49ERS__: david bro ur killing me XD
[2012-06-24 11:44:17] iRobinHood: Youre going to prison.
[2012-06-24 11:44:23] David00143: tell him I said
[2012-06-24 11:44:26] David00143: "Come at me bro"
[2012-06-24 11:44:27] > Rewards Given!
[2012-06-24 11:44:29] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:44:36] __49ERS__: im crying
[2012-06-24 11:44:36] hannahm123: my dad is on it right now
[2012-06-24 11:44:38] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:44:42] iRobinHood: XDD
[2012-06-24 11:44:44] David00143: fucking hell yeah
[2012-06-24 11:44:50] iRobinHood: This is better than sliced bread.
[2012-06-24 11:44:52] __49ERS__: XD
[2012-06-24 11:44:54] +Nessy: youre really going to wake him up?
[2012-06-24 11:45:03] +Nessy: you might get in trouble for playing games so late
[2012-06-24 11:45:03] iRobinHood: Yes Nessy ofc.
[2012-06-24 11:45:04] hannahm123: no he has a night shift
[2012-06-24 11:45:09] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:45:12] +Nessy: you might go to jail too
[2012-06-24 11:45:15] iRobinHood: Oh the night shift.
[2012-06-24 11:45:16] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:45:20] iRobinHood: Look out guys.
[2012-06-24 11:45:29] +Nessy: batman!
[2012-06-24 11:45:30] hannahm123: im am dam serious
[2012-06-24 11:45:36] David00143: so am I
[2012-06-24 11:45:39] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:45:43] David00143: Less talk, more building
[2012-06-24 11:45:45] cecil1829: lol
[2012-06-24 11:45:51] shawndogfish28: promte us please
[2012-06-24 11:45:54] hannahm123: my dad is going to kill u dude
[2012-06-24 11:45:58] iRobinHood: XDDDD
[2012-06-24 11:45:59] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:46:02] __49ERS__: XDDD
[2012-06-24 11:46:04] David00143: Great! Can't wait
[2012-06-24 11:46:07] David00143: until then, build
[2012-06-24 11:46:09] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:46:12] Evansurya555: my dad too, he will kill you with potatoes
[2012-06-24 11:46:16] __49ERS__: XD
[2012-06-24 11:46:20] hannahm123: u cant wait to die or go to helll?
[2012-06-24 11:46:25] +Nessy: potatoes make me fat
[2012-06-24 11:46:27] David00143: correct
[2012-06-24 11:46:30] +Nessy: in a way he killing us all
[2012-06-24 11:46:31] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:46:34] iRobinHood: Potatoes rustle me.
[2012-06-24 11:46:52] hannahm123: im serious my dad is a sheriff
Potatoes and sheriff...wat
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ScreamingMuffinz: yes duaghter cow fuck yo daddy

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Evansurya555 wrote:but my favorite
[2012-06-24 11:40:08] hannahm123: david
[2012-06-24 11:40:17] hannahm123: did u see down stairs
[2012-06-24 11:40:36] hannahm123: under the floor
[2012-06-24 11:41:13] David00143: still not worth it
[2012-06-24 11:41:30] hannahm123: please i made a dock and everything plz
[2012-06-24 11:41:31] Player cecil1829 joined Demo
[2012-06-24 11:41:41] hannahm123: im worth upgrading
[2012-06-24 11:42:03] David00143: not yet
[2012-06-24 11:42:14] hannahm123: did u look under the tv
[2012-06-24 11:42:25] David00143: shut up and build
[2012-06-24 11:42:27] hannahm123: the awesome room we made
[2012-06-24 11:42:30] David00143: fuck sakes
[2012-06-24 11:42:38] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:42:46] hannahm123: u no wat ur telling a 12yr old to shut up

[2012-06-24 11:42:52] hannahm123: my dad is a cop
[2012-06-24 11:42:56] David00143: I don't give a shit
[2012-06-24 11:42:59] +Nessy: now youre in trouble
[2012-06-24 11:43:04] iRobinHood: Oh here we go.
[2012-06-24 11:43:05] Evansurya555: my dad sell potatoes
[2012-06-24 11:43:10] __49ERS__: ahaha lmfao
[2012-06-24 11:43:11] iRobinHood: In russia.
[2012-06-24 11:43:21] __49ERS__: my dads a cop
[2012-06-24 11:43:25] Evansurya555: potatoes sell your dad
[2012-06-24 11:43:25] hannahm123: he is
[2012-06-24 11:43:25] __49ERS__: XD
[2012-06-24 11:43:26] Evansurya555: wut
[2012-06-24 11:43:31] hannahm123: sheriff
[2012-06-24 11:43:41] iRobinHood: Sheriff of all potatoes.
[2012-06-24 11:43:47] David00143: look at all the fucks I give
[2012-06-24 11:43:48] iRobinHood: Within the 30 mile radius.
[2012-06-24 11:43:49] hannahm123: no
[2012-06-24 11:43:51] +Nessy: sheriff? good knowing you david
[2012-06-24 11:43:53] Evansurya555: shus! potato is too awesome
[2012-06-24 11:43:54] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:43:55] +Nessy: your life is over
[2012-06-24 11:43:58] +Nessy: jail for life
[2012-06-24 11:44:01] iRobinHood: Ikr
[2012-06-24 11:44:06] David00143: oh noes
[2012-06-24 11:44:09] hannahm123: my dad is going to hunt u down
[2012-06-24 11:44:09] iRobinHood: You didnt give her a good revies
[2012-06-24 11:44:10] David00143: whatever am I going to do
[2012-06-24 11:44:10] __49ERS__: david bro ur killing me XD
[2012-06-24 11:44:17] iRobinHood: Youre going to prison.
[2012-06-24 11:44:23] David00143: tell him I said
[2012-06-24 11:44:26] David00143: "Come at me bro"
[2012-06-24 11:44:27] > Rewards Given!
[2012-06-24 11:44:29] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:44:36] __49ERS__: im crying
[2012-06-24 11:44:36] hannahm123: my dad is on it right now
[2012-06-24 11:44:38] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:44:42] iRobinHood: XDD
[2012-06-24 11:44:44] David00143: fucking hell yeah
[2012-06-24 11:44:50] iRobinHood: This is better than sliced bread.
[2012-06-24 11:44:52] __49ERS__: XD
[2012-06-24 11:44:54] +Nessy: youre really going to wake him up?
[2012-06-24 11:45:03] +Nessy: you might get in trouble for playing games so late
[2012-06-24 11:45:03] iRobinHood: Yes Nessy ofc.
[2012-06-24 11:45:04] hannahm123: no he has a night shift
[2012-06-24 11:45:09] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:45:12] +Nessy: you might go to jail too
[2012-06-24 11:45:15] iRobinHood: Oh the night shift.
[2012-06-24 11:45:16] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:45:20] iRobinHood: Look out guys.
[2012-06-24 11:45:29] +Nessy: batman!
[2012-06-24 11:45:30] hannahm123: im am dam serious
[2012-06-24 11:45:36] David00143: so am I
[2012-06-24 11:45:39] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:45:43] David00143: Less talk, more building
[2012-06-24 11:45:45] cecil1829: lol
[2012-06-24 11:45:51] shawndogfish28: promte us please
[2012-06-24 11:45:54] hannahm123: my dad is going to kill u dude
[2012-06-24 11:45:58] iRobinHood: XDDDD
[2012-06-24 11:45:59] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:46:02] __49ERS__: XDDD
[2012-06-24 11:46:04] David00143: Great! Can't wait
[2012-06-24 11:46:07] David00143: until then, build
[2012-06-24 11:46:09] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:46:12] Evansurya555: my dad too, he will kill you with potatoes
[2012-06-24 11:46:16] __49ERS__: XD
[2012-06-24 11:46:20] hannahm123: u cant wait to die or go to helll?
[2012-06-24 11:46:25] +Nessy: potatoes make me fat
[2012-06-24 11:46:27] David00143: correct
[2012-06-24 11:46:30] +Nessy: in a way he killing us all
[2012-06-24 11:46:31] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:46:34] iRobinHood: Potatoes rustle me.
[2012-06-24 11:46:52] hannahm123: im serious my dad is a sheriff
Potatoes and sheriff...wat
Same thing but extended starting from the end of that:
[2012-06-24 00:46:49] hannahm123: im serious my dad is a sheriff
[2012-06-24 00:46:51] shawndogfish28: you know what
[2012-06-24 00:47:04] hannahm123: what
[2012-06-24 00:47:13] iRobinHood: Guys, this is Minecraft, this is some legal
[2012-06-24 00:47:13] > shit.
[2012-06-24 00:47:13] shawndogfish28: i eat potatoes
[2012-06-24 00:47:15] __49ERS__: david bannah is serious
[2012-06-24 00:47:22] David00143: yeah and my dad is the president
[2012-06-24 00:47:24] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:47:27] __49ERS__: XD
[2012-06-24 00:47:35] +Nessy: [proof]
[2012-06-24 00:47:35] (IRC) ABadAnimator: I'm not your dad, David
[2012-06-24 00:47:41] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:47:43] hannahm123: IM NOT FUcKING KIDDINF
[2012-06-24 00:47:44] Evansurya555: i can't build.. too much laugh...
[2012-06-24 00:47:47] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:47:52] __49ERS__: hannah caps off
[2012-06-24 00:47:53] (IRC) thelonedrummer18: We know you arent
[2012-06-24 00:47:56] David00143: neither am I
[2012-06-24 00:47:59] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:48:02] iRobinHood: My dad owns half of jupiter.
[2012-06-24 00:48:06] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:48:08] shawndogfish28: david
[2012-06-24 00:48:10] iRobinHood: You dont see me bragging.
[2012-06-24 00:48:19] hannahm123: and david if u r a Daughter of a president u got
[2012-06-24 00:48:22] hannahm123: issues
[2012-06-24 00:48:28] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:48:34] David00143: great!
[2012-06-24 00:48:35] iRobinHood: Lol
[2012-06-24 00:48:59] __49ERS__: hannah u sould really respect ur fellow ops
[2012-06-24 00:48:59] Evansurya555: hanna. build a camel
[2012-06-24 00:49:01] shawndogfish28: can you promote this girl she is damn funny
[2012-06-24 00:49:02] iRobinHood: They stilla rent building.
[2012-06-24 00:49:04] 5d9lrk: t
[2012-06-24 00:49:06] hannahm123: david im sorry to inform u but ur going to hell
[2012-06-24 00:49:16] David00143: sweet
[2012-06-24 00:49:16] iRobinHood: Complaining is going to get you no where.
[2012-06-24 00:49:19] shawndogfish28: that hannahm123
[2012-06-24 00:49:20] +Nessy: free hookers and booze
[2012-06-24 00:49:24] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:49:24] David00143: I'm on the HIIIIGGH WAAAAYY TO HELL!
[2012-06-24 00:49:24] + Visit: http://forum.fCraft.net!
[2012-06-24 00:49:27] __49ERS__: XDDD
[2012-06-24 00:49:31] __49ERS__: omg nessy
[2012-06-24 00:49:41] __49ERS__: free hookers
[2012-06-24 00:49:45] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:49:49] shawndogfish28: t
[2012-06-24 00:49:50] iRobinHood: Lets all go to hell.
[2012-06-24 00:49:54] +Nessy: thats where they all go, isnt it?
[2012-06-24 00:49:55] __49ERS__: i agree
[2012-06-24 00:49:56] shawndogfish28: yes
[2012-06-24 00:50:00] __49ERS__: lol yep
[2012-06-24 00:50:09] shawndogfish28: after you promote us
[2012-06-24 00:50:10] iRobinHood: Booze can die?
[2012-06-24 00:50:19] +Nessy: booze is the fire
[2012-06-24 00:50:19] shawndogfish28: we can
[2012-06-24 00:50:21] +Nessy: "fire water"
[2012-06-24 00:50:22] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:50:24] iRobinHood: :O
[2012-06-24 00:50:29] hannahm123: oh shit u guys u mad my dad made
[2012-06-24 00:50:30] iRobinHood: Ohhhh snap./
[2012-06-24 00:50:33] (IRC) DreamingInsane: if we promote you
[2012-06-24 00:50:38] (IRC) DreamingInsane: can you stop
[2012-06-24 00:50:41] (IRC) DreamingInsane: global warming
[2012-06-24 00:50:41] hannahm123: start to run
[2012-06-24 00:50:41] iRobinHood: That isn't even english.
[2012-06-24 00:50:45] shawndogfish28: after you promote me we can go to hell
[2012-06-24 00:50:51] __49ERS__: lol dream
[2012-06-24 00:50:52] David00143: oh noes
[2012-06-24 00:50:56] (IRC) DreamingInsane: oh no, already there
[2012-06-24 00:50:57] David00143: he's coming for me!
[2012-06-24 00:51:01] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:51:04] (IRC) DreamingInsane: need to give me a better option
[2012-06-24 00:51:05] hannahm123: yep
[2012-06-24 00:51:07] (IRC) Naruto: .-.
[2012-06-24 00:51:08] __49ERS__: he shot u david
[2012-06-24 00:51:12] (IRC) Naruto: dreaming needs a slap.
[2012-06-24 00:51:13] David00143: :O
[2012-06-24 00:51:14] iRobinHood: Woaaaah!!
[2012-06-24 00:51:15] (IRC) * Naruto slaps DreamingInsane around a bit with a large
[2012-06-24 00:51:15] > trout
[2012-06-24 00:51:15] Evansurya555: with potatoes
[2012-06-24 00:51:19] hannahm123: my dad is in his car
[2012-06-24 00:51:32] David00143: I'm in my tank
[2012-06-24 00:51:33] (IRC) DreamingInsane: dont do that
[2012-06-24 00:51:34] iRobinHood: Hes in alot of places right now.
[2012-06-24 00:51:35] hannahm123: im serious
[2012-06-24 00:51:36] (IRC) DreamingInsane: ever
[2012-06-24 00:51:38] Evansurya555: *fish tank
[2012-06-24 00:51:41] (IRC) Naruto: ill do it when i like to.
[2012-06-24 00:51:53] (IRC) DreamingInsane: k
[2012-06-24 00:51:53] hannahm123: my dad found u
[2012-06-24 00:51:55] (IRC) DreamingInsane: /ignore
[2012-06-24 00:51:56] (IRC) DreamingInsane: simple
[2012-06-24 00:51:58] __49ERS__: hannah can u stop trolling and just build
[2012-06-24 00:51:58] shawndogfish28: promote us so we can go to hell
[2012-06-24 00:51:59] iRobinHood: Uh oh.
[2012-06-24 00:52:01] (IRC) * Naruto slaps DreamingInsane around a bit with a large
[2012-06-24 00:52:01] > trout
[2012-06-24 00:52:02] David00143: awesome
[2012-06-24 00:52:03] (IRC) Naruto: >:D
[2012-06-24 00:52:04] hannahm123: im not
[2012-06-24 00:52:06] iRobinHood: No no 49..
[2012-06-24 00:52:08] iRobinHood: Dont.
[2012-06-24 00:52:10] __49ERS__: hmm
[2012-06-24 00:52:11] iRobinHood: This amuses me.
[2012-06-24 00:52:12] (IRC) Naruto: gratz 49.
[2012-06-24 00:52:15] __49ERS__: thanx
[2012-06-24 00:52:15] (IRC) Naruto: on promo back.
[2012-06-24 00:52:35] shawndogfish28: promote me so we can go to hell
[2012-06-24 00:52:40] (IRC) Naruto: lol.
[2012-06-24 00:52:44] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 00:52:50] hannahm123: im damn serious my dad is taking u to hell david
[2012-06-24 00:52:51] Evansurya555: can't build... and too bad to do /deafen.. .
[2012-06-24 00:53:03] iRobinHood: Oh so now hes the grim reaper or something?
[2012-06-24 00:53:03] David00143: Sweet!
[2012-06-24 00:53:08] +Nessy: TIL: hannahm123's dad is god
[2012-06-24 00:53:15] iRobinHood: Thought he was a sheriff.
[2012-06-24 00:53:20] hannahm123: he is
[2012-06-24 00:53:24] iRobinHood: Oh?
[2012-06-24 00:53:37] iRobinHood: Your dad has a hell lot of jobs.
[2012-06-24 00:53:46] (IRC) Naruto left
[2012-06-24 00:53:53] shawndogfish28: promote me so we can go to hell
[2012-06-24 00:53:54] +Nessy: god is da sheriff of the world
[2012-06-24 00:53:55] cecil1829 was kicked for suspected griefing.
[2012-06-24 00:53:55] Player cecil1829 left the server.
[2012-06-24 00:53:58] David00143: it must be HELL for him
[2012-06-24 00:53:59] hannahm123: hey promote us
[2012-06-24 00:54:10] iRobinHood: XDD
[2012-06-24 00:54:12] hannahm123: my dad is a sheriff
[2012-06-24 00:54:17] Player narutomejia connected again, joined Bathroom
[2012-06-24 00:54:17] Player narutomejia logged in hidden. Pssst.
[2012-06-24 00:54:21] iRobinHood: And my hand is a snake.
[2012-06-24 00:54:22] +Nessy: not the sheriff tho? :(
[2012-06-24 00:54:24] + Contribute: Please donate @ forum.fCraft.net
[2012-06-24 00:54:29] hannahm123: just sheriff
[2012-06-24 00:54:30] shawndogfish28: robin promote me and annah
[2012-06-24 00:54:30] Player cecil1829 connected again, joined main
[2012-06-24 00:54:41] Evansurya555: build
[2012-06-24 00:54:46] iRobinHood: Sorry can't do that, thanks to hannah's
[2012-06-24 00:54:46] > outburst.
[2012-06-24 00:54:48] shawndogfish28: plz
[2012-06-24 00:54:59] iRobinHood: Let the hannahs dad promote you.
[2012-06-24 00:54:59] David00143: well I'm off to bed
[2012-06-24 00:55:04] iRobinHood: Hes a sheriff.
[2012-06-24 00:55:05] __49ERS__: bye david
[2012-06-24 00:55:08] Player cecil1829 left the server.
[2012-06-24 00:55:09] Player alamakLOL connected, joined main
[2012-06-24 00:55:10] iRobinHood: Pc dude.
[2012-06-24 00:55:12] David00143: cya in hell!
[2012-06-24 00:55:14] David00143: :3
Meanwhile in staff chat....
(staff)xN8Gx: Next up; words that rhyme with luck!
(staff)David00143: fuck off n8
(staff)xN8Gx: Suck it david
(staff)RuggedBear: Go roll in the muck
(staff)David00143: yuck!

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Meanwhile at #fCraft.net... wrote:<intertoothh> .players
<SVB> Nobody is minecrafting right now.
<intertoothh> Nobody should get a promotion, he is online all the time.
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this is what happen when you offline david
[2012-06-24 00:55:12] David00143: cya in hell!
[2012-06-24 00:55:14] David00143: :3
[2012-06-24 11:55:19] __49ERS__: lol bye
[2012-06-24 11:55:20] +Nessy: lock you doors!
[2012-06-24 11:55:22] iRobinHood: Oh ill be there.
[2012-06-24 11:55:31] __49ERS__: ill be there too
[2012-06-24 11:55:44] hannahm123: im sorry
[2012-06-24 11:55:48] Evansurya555: alamaklol, are you indonesian?
[2012-06-24 11:55:52] hannahm123: but im am so damn tired
[2012-06-24 11:55:54] iRobinHood: Oh?
[2012-06-24 11:55:55] alamakLOL: yes
[2012-06-24 11:56:04] Evansurya555: know 9gaglol?
[2012-06-24 11:56:17] alamakLOL: yes his my brother
[2012-06-24 11:56:21] hannahm123: and im not going to bed till u promote me <<- this XD
[2012-06-24 11:56:23] Evansurya555: oohh
[2012-06-24 11:56:25] shawndogfish28: at least promote me i had no out bust
[2012-06-24 11:56:32] iRobinHood: That's a threat.
[2012-06-24 11:56:34] iRobinHood: Uh oh.
[2012-06-24 11:56:38] iRobinHood: Guys.
[2012-06-24 11:56:48] iRobinHood: She wont go to bed until shes promoted.
[2012-06-24 11:56:52] __49ERS__: lol
[2012-06-24 11:56:55] hannahm123: im 12
[2012-06-24 11:56:55] iRobinHood: Lock your doors.
[2012-06-24 11:56:59] hannahm123: im tired
[2012-06-24 11:57:10] shawndogfish28: robin i had no out bust
[2012-06-24 11:57:12] hannahm123: plz
[2012-06-24 11:57:13] iRobinHood: Ok I fail to see how age is relavant.
[2012-06-24 11:57:30] +Nessy: all it takes is a good fap to fall asleep
[2012-06-24 11:57:31] iRobinHood: You'd better tell her to stop then.
[2012-06-24 11:57:33] +Nessy: simple
[2012-06-24 11:57:41] iRobinHood: Nessy has the right idea.
[2012-06-24 11:57:45] __49ERS__: its past ur bed time got to sleep hannah
[2012-06-24 11:57:47] alamakLOL: how to make a builder
[2012-06-24 11:57:48] shawndogfish28: ok hannah stop
[2012-06-24 11:57:48] (IRC) Dankirk: alamakLOL, Ask Op+ to come check your
[2012-06-24 11:57:48] > building(s) for Builder rank.
[2012-06-24 11:58:04] hannahm123: i want this so bad im afaid if i get of its
[2012-06-24 11:58:04] > going to
[2012-06-24 11:58:09] hannahm123: be gone
[2012-06-24 11:58:18] hannahm123: thats wat happen last time
[2012-06-24 11:58:20] iRobinHood: Oh it will, but then you can build another.
[2012-06-24 11:58:33] iRobinHood: Probably a sheriff station for your dad.
[2012-06-24 11:58:41] shawndogfish28: but this one is awesome
[2012-06-24 11:58:51] Evansurya555: or sheriff car
[2012-06-24 11:58:56] iRobinHood: There's two of you, you can do more.
[2012-06-24 11:58:58] (IRC) Sandfreak1 joined #fCraft.server
[2012-06-24 11:59:01] (IRC) Sandfreak1: hallo
[2012-06-24 11:59:03] iRobinHood: Or a potato.
[2012-06-24 11:59:05] hannahm123: im serious plz my dad is a sheriff
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[2012-06-24 00:50:33] (IRC) DreamingInsane: if we promote you
[2012-06-24 00:50:38] (IRC) DreamingInsane: can you stop
[2012-06-24 00:50:41] (IRC) DreamingInsane: global warming
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PolakWithABlock wrote:
[2012-06-24 00:50:33] (IRC) DreamingInsane: if we promote you
[2012-06-24 00:50:38] (IRC) DreamingInsane: can you stop
[2012-06-24 00:50:41] (IRC) DreamingInsane: global warming
You have to love iRobin's side comments too, even if he was there the whole time. xD
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<FCB2_> _G4ND4LF_: im going out with a op on this server
<FCB2_> kevinsweijen: Yeah, who?
<FCB2_> _G4ND4LF_: kingcrab
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Kevinsweijen wrote:<FCB2_> _G4ND4LF_: im going out with a op on this server
<FCB2_> kevinsweijen: Yeah, who?
<FCB2_> _G4ND4LF_: kingcrab
Going out with crab would leave someone pretty...crabby
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Kevinsweijen wrote:<FCB2_> _G4ND4LF_: im going out with a op on this server
<FCB2_> kevinsweijen: Yeah, who?
<FCB2_> _G4ND4LF_: kingcrab
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Saw this in some random thread

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[2012-07-04 19:00:28] (staff)DreamingInsane: cooldude is in west virginia?
[2012-07-04 19:00:38] (staff)CoolDude72: i read that as west vagina
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[11:34] <SVB> ihs245: im 33
[11:34] <SVB> ihs245: i mved out last month

33 years old and brags about living with his mother. seems legit.

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Cole5slaw: do the words "FU" count as racism?
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This was a conversation today by someone named titanbuilder12 and a bunch of us op's:
[20:13] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: w
[20:14] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: hack server
[20:14] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: etc.
[20:14] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: file.corrupt
[20:14] <FCB2> AstarProd: wat titan
[20:14] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: nothing
[20:14] * FCB2 * se_ford31 connected.
[20:14] <FCB2> AstarProd: i dont
[20:15] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: release.bug.hax.ex
[20:15] <NuclearWaffle121> lawl
[20:15] <FCB1_> AstarProd: da fuq lawl
[20:15] <NuclearWaffle121> Good luck with that
[20:15] <FCB2> 200419110: back
[20:15] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: .promp.ping.server
[20:15] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: .48ms
[20:15] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: dont grief
[20:15] <NuclearWaffle121> Dreaming, we got a hacker over here
[20:15] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: file unkown
[20:15] <FCB2> nightmare422: that was a dirty trick right there
[20:15] <FCB2> DjMcCJ: lol :P
[20:16] <FCB2> AstarProd: titan i think ur failing
[20:16] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: crash.server.
[20:16] <NuclearWaffle121> lmao
[20:16] <FCB2> 200419110: titan shut up
[20:16] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: .198.192
[20:16] <NuclearWaffle121> Titan, no, just no
[20:16] <FCB2> AstarProd: lol thanks for telling everybody dumbass
[20:16] <NuclearWaffle121> I don't think you're fooling anyone
[20:17] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: hes fooling me
[20:17] <FCB2> AstarProd: oh no! titans gonna crash da server llol
[20:17] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: upload complete.
[20:17] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: run for the hills
[20:17] <FCB1_> AstarProd: hide! hes gonna kill everybody
[20:17] <FCB2> nightmare422: wow
[20:17] <FCB1_> mattattack79: someone just kick titan
[20:17] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: wait wuh?
[20:17] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: .run.fileserver. unelexink.org. minc.sev.ex
[20:18] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: tp me i needs ur help
[20:18] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: copy
[20:18] <NuclearWaffle121> Just shush now titan
[20:18] <FCB1_> ftscreator: H/st Ello 2004
[20:18] <NuclearWaffle121> No one is buying it
[20:18] <FCB1_> ftscreator: fuck
[20:18] <FCB2> __49ERS__: /mute titan
[20:18] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: haCK COMPLETE
[20:18] <NuclearWaffle121> Cover: Broken
[20:18] <FCB1_> AstarProd: dumbass!
[20:18] <NuclearWaffle121> OH NO WE'RE CRASHING
[20:18] <NuclearWaffle121> Oh wait we're not
[20:18] <FCB2> __49ERS__: lol
[20:18] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: 100% complete unkown server location.
[20:18] <FCB1_> nightmare422: i need to finish my towers
[20:18] <FCB1_> AstarProd: no the servers shuting down
[20:18] <NuclearWaffle121> Everyone build ducks so the server doesn't crash
[20:18] <FCB1_> mattattack79: o shit i scared...
[20:19] <FCB1_> AstarProd: oh no satans in my monitor!!! my comps crasing! nawwt
[20:19] <FCB1_> mattattack79: loloolololololololol

He is quiet for a bit, then

[20:21] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: Generating blocks..
[20:21] <FCB1_> 200419110: just build and have fun
[20:22] <FCB2> 200419110: titanbuilder, shut up
[20:22] <FCB2> mattattack79: titand back
[20:22] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: titan no griefing
[20:22] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: srry in the zone
[20:22] <FCB1_> 200419110: what kayser? WHAT?
[20:22] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: ican crash this server
[20:22] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: no joke though
[20:22] <FCB2> AanthonyII: no no you cant
[20:22] <NuclearWaffle121> Sure you can, titan
[20:22] <FCB2> AstarProd: thats fucking amazing titan. tell me more
[20:22] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: lol
[20:23] <FCB1_> darkgucon: Someone, just kick him
[20:23] <FCB1_> darkgucon: The joke got old
[20:23] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: watch me
[20:23] <FCB2> ftscreator: guys, titan is a troll; stop feeding him >.>
[20:23] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: can i kick him please :)
[20:23] <FCB1_> 200419110: titan, shut up, stop trolling
[20:23] <NuclearWaffle121> But it's fun, notch :l
[20:23] <FCB2> mattattack79: kick him
[20:23] <FCB1_> 200419110: or you will be muted.
[20:23] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: ill make ur minds change
[20:23] <FCB2> 200419110: no matt
[20:23] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: give me an hour
[20:23] <FCB2> 200419110: titan, last chance
[20:23] <FCB2> hung_dong: this is a death trap killer
[20:23] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: ill hackall your computers
[20:23] * FCB2 * AanthonyII connected.
[20:23] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: and this server
[20:23] <FCB1_> AstarProd: titan. stfu.

Here I muted him for 2 minutes

[20:23] <NuclearWaffle121> Oh no, not our computers
[20:24] <FCB2> 200419110: shut the fuck up
[20:24] <NuclearWaffle121> I mean yeah shush
[20:24] <FCB1_> nightmare422: lol
[20:24] <FCB1_> AstarProd: u cant hack if u cant speak. mutha fucka
[20:24] <Nessy27> if only there were a mute command..
[20:24] <FCB2> __49ERS__: lol
[20:24] <FCB2> 200419110: he is muted nessy xD
[20:24] <Nessy27> 10m later..
[20:24] <FCB2> __49ERS__: afk
[20:24] <FCB2> AanthonyII: ok that was creepy when he said ill hack your computers an error message popped up
[20:24] <FCB2> KillerGothone: LMAO
[20:24] <FCB1_> ftscreator: You guys need to stop feeding these trolls >.>
[20:24] <FCB2> AstarProd: lol
[20:25] <NuclearWaffle121> He can't hack that quickly lawl
[20:25] <FCB2> ftscreator: this is like the third time this week
[20:25] <FCB1_> AstarProd: dont feed them donuts feed em brocoli
[20:25] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: no possible
[20:25] <FCB2> 200419110: yea, its annoying af fts
[20:25] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: i know but it was perfect timing
[20:25] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: lol
[20:25] <FCB2> __49ERS__: what
[20:26] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: Nuclearwaffle I dont like you lawl
[20:26] <FCB1_> 200419110: brace youself, his time is up
[20:26] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: I WORK FOR RED HAT
[20:26] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: SIR
[20:26] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: afk
[20:26] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: watch me'
[20:26] <FCB1_> 200419110: drop the caps
[20:26] <NuclearWaffle121> ^
[20:26] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: ^^
[20:26] <NuclearWaffle121> Lemme go ahead and get on
[20:26] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: brbr
[20:26] <FCB1_> 200419110: titan, im half tempted to kick you for troll
[20:26] <FCB2> AstarProd: titan. its imposible if ur banned
[20:26] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: k back
[20:27] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: i still got ip log
[20:27] <FCB2> ftscreator: vets. stop talking. its for the best >.>
[20:27] <FCB2> 200419110: no you dont tita
[20:27] <FCB2> KillerGothone: im not
[20:27] <FCB2> __49ERS__: ya vets
[20:27] <FCB1_> 200419110: tiitan
[20:27] <FCB2> AstarProd: k fts
[20:27] <FCB1_> 200419110: you cant see ip
[20:27] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: you he might actually try to hack but it wont do any
[20:27] <FCB1_> 200419110: only op+ can see ip's
[20:27] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: thing
[20:27] <FCB2> nightmare422: oh god. this is gonna go for a while
[20:27] <FCB1_> 200419110: no it wont nightmare
[20:28] <FCB1_> nightmare422: i hope....
[20:28] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: hes AFK
[20:28] <FCB1_> mattattack79: is titan still here?
[20:28] <FCB2> AstarProd: titan is suposbly "hacking"
[20:28] <FCB2> AanthonyII: ok 2004 is hidden
[20:28] <FCB1_> AstarProd: no shit
[20:28] <FCB1_> ftscreator: my attempts have clearly been futile >.>
[20:28] <FCB1_> AstarProd: ssshhh
[20:28] <FCB2> KillerGothone: lol

in an attempt to get some vets to shut up:

[20:28] <FCB1_> 200419110: If titan hacks anyone, we have his minecraft username
[20:28] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: you know it would suck if he did hack us
[20:28] <FCB2> 200419110: it can be traced to a location
[20:28] <FCB1_> AstarProd: lol
[20:29] <FCB1_> 200419110: and he can be arrested.
[20:29] <FCB2> KillerGothone: ^
[20:29] <NuclearWaffle121> ^
[20:29] <FCB1_> nightmare422: awsome
[20:29] <FCB2> AstarProd: awesome!
[20:29] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: yay
[20:29] <FCB1_> Cole5slaw: sweet
[20:29] <FCB1_> darkgucon: Not to mention if he's banned, his ip magically pops
[20:29] <FCB2> darkgucon: up
[20:29] <FCB1_> AstarProd: wat would happened if u got hacked
[20:29] <FCB2> AanthonyII: lets have a party
[20:29] <FCB2> ftscreator: brb
[20:29] <FCB2> AanthonyII: someone right down his name
[20:29] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: no
[20:29] <FCB2> Cole5slaw: Ok I'll do it
[20:30] <FCB1_> Cole5slaw: Need pencil first
[20:30] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: Write it down in Notepad
[20:30] <FCB2> __49ERS__: ^
[20:30] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: OMG
[20:30] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: Save as a .txt
[20:30] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: IS THIS POSSIBLE
[20:30] <FCB2> nightmare422: the only part i remember is titan
[20:30] <FCB2> 200419110: write what down?
[20:30] <FCB2> darkgucon: titan5?
[20:30] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: I dunno
[20:30] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: WAFFLE IS ON?
[20:30] <FCB2> AanthonyII: so.. how many people have you guys banned?
[20:30] <FCB1_> Cole5slaw: found pen
[20:30] <FCB1_> AstarProd: just type /players
[20:30] <FCB1_> nightmare422: there was more than that i think
[20:31] <FCB2> AstarProd: titanbuilder12
[20:31] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: AanthonyII
[20:31] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: brb
[20:31] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: /sinfo
[20:31] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: It has it there
[20:31] <FCB2> AanthonyII: i banned 8
[20:31] <FCB2> Cole5slaw: Crap
[20:31] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: Oh you mean individually
[20:31] <FCB2> AanthonyII: and i know nuke
[20:31] <FCB1_> AstarProd: killer titanbuilder12
[20:31] <FCB2> 200419110: type /info of one of us and you will see
[20:31] <FCB1_> Cole5slaw: I didn't write down his entire name!
[20:31] <FCB2> KillerGothone: O_O
[20:31] <FCB2> Cole5slaw: I got titianbuild
[20:31] <FCB2> 200419110: 29517 people banned from the server
[20:31] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: u guys r traking over 25000 ppl
[20:31] <FCB2> AstarProd: Its titanbuilder12!
[20:31] <FCB2> 200419110: about to be 29518
[20:31] <FCB2> AanthonyII: btw hes not afk any more
[20:31] <FCB2> KillerGothone: STALKERS
[20:31] <FCB2> Cole5slaw: ok
[20:32] <FCB2> AanthonyII: well he wsant
[20:32] <FCB1_> nightmare422: thats what i got to
[20:32] <FCB2> AstarProd: just type /players its in there
[20:32] <FCB2> Cole5slaw: brb gotta take a shower now
[20:32] <FCB2> KillerGothone: no
[20:32] <FCB2> AstarProd: k
[20:32] <FCB2> AstarProd: titan. u silly fuck
[20:33] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: titan has 2 acconts o ip: jimard and handman124
[20:33] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: echo $PSI
[20:33] <FCB1_> nightmare422: write those too!!!
[20:33] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: Titanbuilder
[20:33] <FCB1_> 200419110: titan, what the fuck are you on about?
[20:33] <FCB2> AanthonyII: $PSI
[20:33] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: You do realize that does nothing on minecraft chat
[20:33] <FCB2> AanthonyII: ok i echoed it
[20:33] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: Right?
[20:33] <FCB1_> AstarProd: lol handman, sounds dirttty
[20:33] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: lol
[20:33] * FCB1_ * Kayser_soze69 left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:33] <FCB1_> nightmare422: lol
[20:33] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: i know
[20:34] <FCB2> tank_lfc: b
[20:34] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: [/u@/h/Q]$
[20:34] <FCB1_> AstarProd: wats up dumbass
[20:34] <FCB2> fordman321: cya guys latter'
[20:34] <FCB1_> AstarProd: k later
[20:34] <FCB1_> AanthonyII: and /mute itan
[20:34] * FCB1_ * fordman321 left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:34] <FCB2> AstarProd: dude titan ur pretty close to a ban
[20:34] <FCB1_> happyooooo1: i'll be an eployey
[20:34] == Element [[email protected]] has joined #fCraft.server
[20:35] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: Element
[20:35] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: ohai element
[20:35] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: We got a hacker
[20:35] == mode/#fCraft.server [+o Element] by ChanServ
[20:35] <Element> A hacker you say?
[20:35] <FCB2> KillerGothone: "hacker"
[20:35] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: Yep
[20:35] <FCB2> happyooooo1: djmcj ok
[20:35] <Element> Who might that be?
[20:35] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: titanbuilder
[20:35] * FCB1_ * tank_lfc left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:35] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: titanbuilder12
[20:35] <FCB2> AstarProd: not sure if real hacker
[20:35] <FCB1_> AstarProd: titanbuilder12
[20:35] <FCB1_> nightmare422: wowzaas
[20:35] * FCB2 * martxyx left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:36] * FCB2 * happyooooo1 left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:36] <FCB2> AstarProd: titan
[20:36] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: No provoking astar
[20:36] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: yes..?
[20:36] <FCB2> AstarProd: i not. i was telling element his name
[20:37] <FCB2> 200419110: ohai element
[20:37] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: now u see
[20:37] * FCB2 * Superironx connected.
[20:37] <FCB2> AstarProd: but i was kinda tardy to saying his name
[20:37] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: u will see more
[20:37] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: More?
[20:37] <FCB2> 200419110: titan, just shut up
[20:37] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: More
[20:37] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: What have we seen so far?
[20:37] <FCB1_> AstarProd: i dont see shit
[20:37] * FCB1_ * martxyx connected.
[20:37] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: ur little friends are first
[20:37] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: little fish 1st
[20:37] <FCB2> AstarProd: oh no. the pixleated clouds r turning red!
[20:37] <FCB2> 200419110: titan, last chance
[20:37] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: i like to save my sesert
[20:37] <FCB1_> 200419110: shut the fuck up
[20:37] * FCB2 * mattattack79 connected.
[20:37] <FCB1_> 200419110: or be muted
[20:37] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: desert*
[20:37] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: lol
[20:38] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Nah, let him talk
[20:38] <FCB2> AstarProd: my coblestone blocks are disapering
[20:38] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: I wanna hear what threats he has for us
[20:38] <FCB2> KillerGothone: let him rant
[20:38] <FCB2> KillerGothone: let the crazy retard rant
[20:38] <FCB2> darkgucon: Can anyone look at my sewers in the meantime?
[20:38] * FCB2 * mattattack79 left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:38] <FCB2> AstarProd: no! not my coblestone blocks!!!!
[20:39] <FCB2> kylemei: want to come to my house
[20:39] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: usr.src
[20:39] <FCB1_> ortloffa: where is that?
[20:39] <FCB2> AstarProd: oh noo!. the sky is turning blue
[20:39] <FCB1_> AstarProd: oh wait it was already like that
[20:39] * FCB1_ * Kayser_soze69 connected.
[20:39] <FCB2> nightmare422: its the end of the world!!
[20:39] * FCB1_ * Kayser_soze69 left the server (ClientReconnect)
[20:39] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: dev.hdb1
[20:39] * FCB2 * Kayser_soze69 connected.
[20:39] <FCB1_> kylemei: its not
[20:39] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: o.o
[20:40] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Nice file naming you got going there
[20:40] <FCB2> KillerGothone: i recognize those commands
[20:40] <FCB1_> AstarProd: no. the grass is turning green
[20:40] <FCB1_> ftscreator: Guys. stop reacting to the things he says, or Ill mute all of you >.>
[20:40] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: they are for web designing
[20:40] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: hehe.. multiplotting
[20:40] <FCB1_> AstarProd: k sorry
[20:40] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: You'll mute element?
[20:40] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Bring it notch :3
[20:40] <FCB1_> AstarProd: oh lol
[20:40] <FCB2> nightmare422: ....
[20:40] <FCB2> KillerGothone: they are for web designing
[20:40] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: You were included in that too astar
[20:40] <FCB2> 200419110: LOL web designing?
[20:40] <FCB1_> ftscreator: ./mute Element 5m >:U
[20:40] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: actually not
[20:40] <FCB1_> AstarProd: i know i said sorry
[20:40] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: ya
[20:40] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: drive designations
[20:40] <FCB1_> kylemei: want to live with me
[20:40] <FCB2> nightmare422: actually is
[20:40] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: for swapping
[20:41] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: noob
[20:41] <FCB2> AstarProd: i know waffle
[20:41] <FCB2> KillerGothone: my dad taught me those commands
[20:41] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: ..
[20:41] * FCB2 * mattattack79 connected.
[20:41] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: STFU titna
[20:41] <FCB2> 200419110: titan, just shut up
[20:41] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: So wait, why are we getting hacked this time?
[20:41] <FCB2> AstarProd: oh lawl
[20:41] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: No idea
[20:41] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: What did we do again?
[20:41] <FCB1_> 200419110: ?
[20:41] <FCB2> 200419110: no clue
[20:41] <FCB2> KillerGothone: lol
[20:41] <FCB1_> ftscreator: We killed the non- believers
[20:41] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: Mr Nuclear
[20:41] <FCB1_> ftscreator: remember Element?
[20:41] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: Why are we being hacked again, titan?
[20:41] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: apllaud him
[20:41] <FCB2> Ceremeta: There are a lot of tunnels on Main.
[20:41] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: im just a messanger
[20:41] <FCB1_> 200419110: oh its waffles fault
[20:41] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: From who?
[20:41] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: WitchTheWicked?
[20:41] * FCB1_ * John7894 connected.
[20:42] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: ^
[20:42] <FCB2> nightmare422: lol
[20:42] <FCB2> kylemei: want to live with me
[20:42] <FCB1_> 200419110: lol
[20:42] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: funny
[20:42] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: heh
[20:42] * FCB2 * mattattack79 left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:42] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Right, your failure to troll is embarrassing
[20:42] <FCB1_> AstarProd: hungdong ur missin out on all the fun
[20:42] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: troll?
[20:42] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Drop your hacker act or leave the server.
[20:42] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: its titan still trolling
[20:42] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: ?
[20:42] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: *is
[20:42] <FCB1_> AstarProd: o hai 49ers. and ya
[20:42] <FCB2> 200419110: it doesnt matter 49ers xD
[20:42] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: im gonna get to the root of this...
[20:42] <FCB2> __49ERS__: hi
[20:43] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: I'll beat you to it.
[20:43] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: if u know what i mean
[20:43] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: lol
[20:43] <FCB2> 200419110: LOL
[20:43] <FCB2> ortloffa: stop that!
[20:43] <FCB1_> nightmare422: wow
[20:43] <FCB1_> martxyx: no
[20:43] <FCB2> AstarProd: no. just no
[20:43] <FCB1_> martxyx: please dont help me,ok?
[20:43] <FCB2> ortloffa: stop that john 7894
[20:43] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: Right, well then. If that's all you've come here to do, I suggest you leave titan.
[20:43] <FCB2> __49ERS__: ^
[20:44] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: Element
[20:44] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Titan.
[20:44] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: are you familiar with parasites?
[20:44] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: lol
[20:44] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: Yes I am. I'm talking to one right now.
[20:44] <FCB2> AstarProd: you mean the sexual disease?
[20:44] <FCB1_> 200419110: LOL
[20:44] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: BWHAHAHAHA
[20:44] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: LOL
[20:44] <FCB1_> nightmare422: std
[20:44] <FCB2> Ceremeta: lo
[20:44] <FCB2> Ceremeta: lol
[20:44] <FCB1_> martxyx: no,dont help me ><
[20:44] <FCB2> AstarProd: aids
[20:44] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: most enviormental evolving element
[20:44] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: ...
[20:44] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: slow production
[20:44] <FCB2> nightmare422: 2012
[20:44] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: devistating effects
[20:44] == JustOnePanda_ [~[email protected]] has joined #fCraft.server
[20:44] <FCB1_> nightmare422: 2012
[20:44] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: Someone's been playing pandemic lately
[20:44] <FCB2> AstarProd: thank u for telling us that bill nye
[20:45] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: lol
[20:45] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Did your virus ever take Madagascar? I always screwed up on that island
[20:45] <FCB2> nightmare422: that guy was the shit
[20:45] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: Astar
[20:45] <FCB2> KillerGothone: same
[20:45] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: Didn't fts tell you to stop?
[20:45] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: well..
[20:45] <FCB2> AstarProd: oh ya sorry
[20:45] <FCB2> KillerGothone: could never get that element
[20:45] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: Mexico was a challenge for me
[20:45] <FCB1_> AstarProd: i get carried away
[20:45] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: never got furtherthan that
[20:45] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: but anyways
[20:45] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: Try rats or insects
[20:45] <FCB1_> ftscreator: well getting carried away gets you muted >.>
[20:45] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: you have a week
[20:46] <FCB2> AstarProd: sorry fts
[20:46] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: And infect the U.S. or Central America
[20:46] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: 10 billion dollars cash
[20:46] <FCB1_> AstarProd: ill talk in vet chat
[20:46] <FCB2> KillerGothone: ...
[20:46] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: K
[20:46] <FCB1_> darkgucon: Yea, kick him please.
[20:46] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: direct deposit into file account unkown
[20:46] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: I'll have my advisors send it to you.
[20:46] <FCB2> __49ERS__: lol
[20:46] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: You have to sell all the symptoms and increase infectability
[20:46] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: Or whatever
[20:46] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: Element
[20:46] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: I like this guy
[20:46] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: That's what I did
[20:46] <FCB2> KillerGothone: lol
[20:46] <FCB1_> titanbuilder12: 1 week
[20:46] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: K. 1 week.
[20:46] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: 7 days
[20:46] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Let me give you a down payment first.
[20:46] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: Finally got Madagascar :3
[20:46] <FCB2> 200419110: FINALLY
[20:46] <FCB2> titanbuilder12: 1000000 seconds
[20:47] <FCB1_> hung_dong: r
[20:47] * FCB2 * titanbuilder12* was banned by Element_Equinox Reason: We'll get right on that $10 billion...
[20:47] * FCB1_ * titanbuilder12* left the server (Ban)
[20:47] <FCB2> __49ERS__: lol
[20:47] <FCB2> 200419110: Hahahahaha!
[20:47] <FCB1_> hung_dong: p
[20:47] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: That doesn't sound like the right seconds
[20:47] <FCB1_> __49ERS__: lmao
[20:47] <FCB2> nightmare422: lmfao
[20:47] <FCB1_> Element_Equinox: Someone, put this conversation in the quotes thread
[20:47] <FCB2> KillerGothone: BWAHAHA
[20:47] <FCB1_> AstarProd: lol wow
[20:47] * FCB2 * mattattack79 connected.
[20:47] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: i will
[20:47] <FCB2> hung_dong: well that's that
[20:47] <FCB2> __49ERS__: lol
[20:47] <FCB1_> 200419110: you are teh only one with access to logs
[20:47] * FCB2 (Timer) Element_Equinox started a 7d0h timer: til we owe titanbuilder12 $10 billion
[20:47] * FCB1_ (Timer) 7d0h until til we owe titanbuilder12 $10 billion
[20:47] <FCB2> 200419110: well
[20:47] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: lawl
[20:47] <FCB2> ftscreator: I have most of it my own logs
[20:47] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: nvm
[20:47] <FCB2> 200419110: i can get it from irc
[20:47] <FCB1_> 200419110: xD
[20:47] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: LOL
[20:47] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: May as well make it official
[20:47] <FCB1_> nightmare422: lol
[20:47] <FCB2> KillerGothone: i cant get it
[20:47] <FCB1_> DjMcCJ: 10 billion?
[20:47] <FCB2> AstarProd: ten billion minecraft blocks
[20:48] <FCB1_> AstarProd: oh shit! hes docter evil
[20:48] <FCB1_> nightmare422: you werent here DJ?
[20:48] <FCB2> __49ERS__: i can get it i have a chat document element
[20:48] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: element u put it in quotes thread
[20:48] <Xesdra> lol what happened
[20:48] <FCB1_> darkgucon: No Astar
[20:48] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: lol
[20:48] <FCB2> darkgucon: He wanted 10 bil
[20:48] <FCB1_> DjMcCJ: naww lol i was fixing my tower lol
[20:48] <FCB2> darkgucon: Not one mil
[20:48] <FCB2> Element_Equinox: He was gonna hack us in 1 week unless we paid him $10 billion
[20:48] <FCB2> AstarProd: xesdra. u missed everything
[20:48] <FCB2> 200419110: where is the quotes thread?
[20:48] <FCB1_> nightmare422: some guy was trolling
[20:48] <FCB2> KillerGothone: idk
[20:48] * FCB2 * mattattack79 left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:48] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: thats y i told him
[20:48] <FCB2> DjMcCJ: ohh aha
[20:48] * FCB1_ * Superironx left the server (ClientQuit)
[20:48] <FCB1_> AstarProd: hold on. i got 10,000,000 dollars in mah pocket
[20:48] <FCB1_> 200419110: WAIT i know where it
[20:48] <FCB1_> 200419110: is
[20:49] <FCB1_> ftscreator: Unless someone else puts this in the quotes thread by tomorrow
[20:49] <FCB1_> nuclearwaffle121: Go go go 2004
[20:49] <FCB2> ftscreator: I have it in my wom logs
[20:49] * FCB1_ (Timer) Element_Equinox aborted a timer with 6d23h left: til we owe titanbuilder12 $10 billion
[20:49] <FCB1_> DjMcCJ: what should i put in my room ?
[20:49] <FCB2> nuclearwaffle121: Daw
[20:49] <FCB1_> KillerGothone: aww
[20:49] * FCB2 (Timer) Element_Equinox started a 7d0h timer: we owe titanbuilder12 $10 billion
[20:49] * FCB1_ (Timer) 7d0h until we owe titanbuilder12 $10 billion

Basically, if you were too lazy to read that, titanbuilder12 got on the server, trollingly talked about hacking us, then started talking about environmental protection, then demanded $10 billion from us to stop him from hacking us, and got banned.

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+Fricksion: What if...
+Fricksion: What if Grant works for the NSA
+Fricksion: Do not trust Grant
200419110: D:
+Fricksion: Agent 200419110, do not make me say your real codename.
+Fricksion: Agent hotbabe69ladiesdude, please report.
200419110: omg

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