Funny quotes by funny people.

[Wundsalz]

[PolakWithABlock]

We all just delete system 32 and then he can't hack us.

[Moufisto]

Not much of a quote, but I just saw a movie
where a dog called 911 and the cops thought it was using Morse code :l ...
Probably should've take note of the movie, it's a cheesy one. xD

[Evansurya555]

[2012-07-07 11:30:44] David00143: oh hey you're mason
[2012-07-07 11:30:50] Evansurya555: who?
[2012-07-07 11:30:54] David00143: you
[2012-07-07 11:30:54] GamblePhoenix: you ;xD
[2012-07-07 11:31:00] darkgucon: Do /b and build a block in the gap
[2012-07-07 11:31:01] Evansurya555: my name is evan, not mason
[2012-07-07 11:31:02] GamblePhoenix: my nose was taken off D8
[2012-07-07 11:31:18] omnimon1st: lol xD
[2012-07-07 11:31:19] David00143: YOUR RANK danmit
[2012-07-07 11:31:19] Evansurya555: <_<
[2012-07-07 11:31:19] chris13chris: me
[2012-07-07 11:31:22] Evansurya555: don't kill me
[2012-07-07 11:31:31] 200419110: LOL
[2012-07-07 11:31:35] *David00143 haunts Evan for the rest of his life

I think he still haunt me right now...
maybe not...
except he like watching me fapping to some nasty hentai

[JustOnePanda]

dragonmania1011: HAVE A FAP

if you say so

[Hellenion]

<Scoot> i'm okay with banning the state of oregon :3

Oregon, overthrow this evil tyrant before he gets his way!

[AstarProd]

wow lol

[Evansurya555]

[2012-07-12 10:16:16] AstarProd: horny man nipples?
[2012-07-12 10:18:15] AstarProd: nipples arent gross, penises are
[2012-07-12 11:27:59] AstarProd: dont put cream on my nipples! lol

you like nipples astar? >.>

[Intertoothh]

ctc100: Break blocks, not rules!

(smp tho)

[Ninjacat101]

Funny thing from smp..

Show

<SVB> Ninjacat101: I just learned
<SVB> Ninjacat101: I can have a conversation with words just starting with w
<NuclearWaffle121> Why would waffle wear wheat?
<SVB> Ninjacat101: wrong
<SVB> [PelvicUltrasound connected]
<Xesdra> wiener
<SVB> PelvicUltrasound: wanker
<SVB> ctc100: well, wild waffle walks weirdly
<NuclearWaffle121> wonderful.
<SVB> PelvicUltrasound: why
<SVB> ctc100: wragler
<SVB> Ninjacat101: wild waffle wanks wildly
<SVB> ctc100: *wrangler
<NuclearWaffle121> Well...
<NuclearWaffle121> Writing
<SVB> PelvicUltrasound: when where what why
<SVB> Ninjacat101: who
<NuclearWaffle121> who*
<SVB> ctc100: who what when where why
<NuclearWaffle121> Wumbo
<SVB> PelvicUltrasound: women wet
<NuclearWaffle121> We wumbo
<NuclearWaffle121> WUMBOLOGY
<SVB> ctc100: wally
<NuclearWaffle121> Where's waldo
<SVB> PelvicUltrasound: willy walks when walter waits winking wildly
<SVB> Ninjacat101: Wild waffle waching WWE while wanking
<SVB> PelvicUltrasound: wwe is the shit
<NuclearWaffle121> What.
<SVB> Ninjacat101: you broke it pelvic
<NuclearWaffle121> PELVIC YOU BROKE IT
<SVB> PelvicUltrasound: aw i ruined it

[KillerGothone]

trix668478: i swear somepeople just hit their keyboard a bunch of times to get their username
SSJGoten22: LOL
KillerSchmoo LOL
Evansurya555: let me try...

[Evansurya555]

trix668478: i swear somepeople just hit their keyboard a bunch of times to get their username
SSJGoten22: LOL
KillerSchmoo LOL
Evansurya555: let me try...

[2012-07-13 12:01:50] Evansurya555: fdxghhdsrkj

[200419110]

pwnage6988: this game makes me jizzzz

GayPornlsFree: Cause ur stressed and you need a lapdance 2004...
daniel022696: i doubt he's stressed

blob22crab: COME TO ME FOR SEXXXX

[49ERS]

CoolDude72: oh my god
CoolDude72: its not centered
CoolDude72: WHY
__49ERS__: dog ym ho
hung_dong: omg that's the worst cooldude
Scootyrooty: I'm not doing it. xD
__49ERS__: lmao

[Cartoonman]

[11:40.22] <+SVB> VocalizedBoar: brb, need to add asscheeks to my skin

[PyroPyro]

[11:40.22] <+SVB> VocalizedBoar: brb, need to add asscheeks to my skin

I lost my shit to this. Oh god lol.

[Ollieboy]

I say lol a lot. I think there might have been one other time when it was actually true, but this was so good I called my girlfriend over to see it. She didn't get it. I'm still laughing.

[Sanjar Khan]

I don't get it

[Hit-Girl]

I don't get it

[Kevinsweijen]

I don't get it

Khan = Ollie's girlfriend.
k

[KingCrab]

I believe the movie is Silence of the Lambs, but I never saw the movie so..

I don't get it

[Jonty800]

<Kevinsweijen> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hp ... emoved.jpg
<Kevinsweijen> Give me owner or this is going onto the forum

[KillerGothone]

fallout155 and decemberleaf were making a house together and after they were done

DecemberLeaf : welcome to our house
fallout155 : get the fuck out of out house

[Xesdra]

I believe the movie is Silence of the Lambs

It's quite a good joke

[KillerGothone]

<hung_dung> : i suck nothing


<hung_dung> : *unless im paid

[KillerGothone]

idk y but my friend just asked me this

if you smoke your pubic hair, do u get horny

[PhoneBook_]

idk y but my friend just asked me this

if you smoke your pubic hair, do u get horny

O.o

[ABadAnimator]

I'm masturbating to this conversation

[Jjb14]

I'm masturbating to this conversation

Very, very creepy considering he was talking to me....

[ch0co1at3]

This is what Minecraft does to your brain: @!#$?+&**#!@#