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[22:46] <FCB1> OrangeBoy321: eww david looking at her vagina!
Sandfreak1: I had a dream that I was about to fuck this girl but then she turned into a demon but I fucked her anyway.

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ccolton3451: I only have one rare gray flying pancake
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
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FCB2: 05+Pemalite: Because. I'm busy doing nothing.

ABadAnimator: I know nothing about computers other than the location of most of the keys on the keyboard
*** KillerShmoo is now known as KillerShamwow
KillerShamwow :D
19:54 FCB2 ftscreator: I am going to strangle your family with my shamwow
19:54 FCB2 __49ERS__: lol
19:54 FCB2 ftscreator: it soaks up blood with ease
19:54 KillerShamwow bwahahaha

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tnek wrote:20:52 + FCB2 │ doberman411: id prefer not burning my dick off no thanks
20:52 + FCB2 │ _Kittle_: squeeze a lemon right in your penis hole
20:52 + FCB1 │ _Kittle_: it burns so good
Just... What... The fuck...
LeChosenOne: Sometimes when I'm alone I cover myself with mayonnaise and pretend I'm a snail.

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I agree with him, 512 MB's RAM is a decent amount.
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SIMONKRYSZAK: curse you ninga
SIMONKRYSZAK: i hate you ningecat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: you are an asshole ningacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: hey ningacat101 its mee
SIMONKRYSZAK: fuck you nngacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: your dumb ninga101
SIMONKRYSZAK: ningacat101 you was born with no brain
SIMONKRYSZAK: ninjacat101 ia mor dumb than patrick star
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Ninjacat101 wrote:SIMONKRYSZAK: curse you ninga
SIMONKRYSZAK: i hate you ningecat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: you are an asshole ningacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: hey ningacat101 its mee
SIMONKRYSZAK: fuck you nngacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: your dumb ninga101
SIMONKRYSZAK: ningacat101 you was born with no brain
SIMONKRYSZAK: ninjacat101 ia mor dumb than patrick star
I agree.
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[10:53] <FCB2> Knom16: cause Knom17 is still available

[10:53] <FCB1> c0untrygirl17: Your mom is still available

[10:53] <FCB2> Knom16: ...

[10:53] <FCB2> burn22: :D

[10:53] <FCB1> +SanjarKhan: Boom.

[10:54] <FCB1> c0untrygirl17: What now

[10:54] <FCB2> Knom16: ^
Sandfreak1: I had a dream that I was about to fuck this girl but then she turned into a demon but I fucked her anyway.

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[23:46] <+FCB2> gummybearbuddy: anyone who starts cursing against me
[23:47] <+FCB1_>gummybearbuddy: i will bad-mouth them to other servers
Meanwhile in staff chat....
(staff)xN8Gx: Next up; words that rhyme with luck!
(staff)David00143: fuck off n8
(staff)xN8Gx: Suck it david
(staff)RuggedBear: Go roll in the muck
(staff)David00143: yuck!

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<Kent> Ninjacat: but classic is meant just for building
<@Ninjacat> So is your face

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<Evansurya555> i only enjoy the moment when the girl poop....
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<Fiandra> So
<Fiandra> Whatcha doin
<Evansurya555> having boner browsing scat hentai
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mr_awesomedude28: ya but it has to be 16 or under
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22:20 FCB1 zackarynollie: my saver id is 192.168.1.3:50033

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First CMP quote!

LochieFat: My hole is really big
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+heyyosup: what happens if we make an end portal?
Ninjacat101: crash the server kent
+heyyosup: this doesn't spawn a portal
+heyyosup: nothing happens with the eyes on it
<Kent> I lied
<Kent> oh shit
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94ender: GET OFF MAH LAWN
Sandfreak1: I had a dream that I was about to fuck this girl but then she turned into a demon but I fucked her anyway.

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I added a few more quotes after going backwards till around page 10 of the thread. It's been a long time since we last did that.

Remember that to get best results we need to have single line quotes (not always but it helps).
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Eh its more than that now. This thread is just about funny quotes, not just for the banner.
<TKB> Hit_Girl: zombies don't hurt
<TKB> Hit_Girl: weird.
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<+FCB> 15BuckeyesFan31299: Fuck you Ollie
<+FCB> 15BuckeyesFan31299: I'll sex you
Red like roses fills my dreams and brings me to the place you rest
White is cold and always yearning burdened by a royal test
Black the beast descends from shadows
Yellow beauty burns gold

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Ollieboy wrote:Eh its more than that now. This thread is just about funny quotes, not just for the banner.
Oh, I realize that. But there are still some contenders for the banner here and there and I just wanted to tell people which quotes might be selected. We only had like 20-30 quotes before I started. Kinda dull. =)
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<FCB> CreeperTrainer1: ryan go to fluttershy an you'll c me and then f
<FCB> ryan95870: sorry i am french
<FCB> CreeperTrainer1: follow me
<FCB> CreeperTrainer1: le fluttershy le follow le me le to le my le hs
<FCB2> lionboy98: xbox is ur brother ps3

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Scoot: honestly, I cant remember all the crap that I've put into fCraft :P
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I got this one. :happycreeper:

lopeyninja: make more penials!!!!!!!1

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<FCB> ibeawesome64: any1 wanna be my gf
<FCB> nirokid: yes but i am a male 2ibeaawesome
<FCB> +Element_Equinox: I'll do it, but be careful
<FCB> +Element_Equinox: They don't call me Ms. Leading for nothing.
<FCB> ibeawesome64: thats just gay 2 say that bro niro
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[11:15] <FCB> Arvarna: i want a big one :V
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<FCB> xxxfrankyxxx: who agrees Alstralions were british prisoners
<Kev> Alstralions
<Kev> Best lions
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You guys are such big dicks - Scratattack

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