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<FCB> HeRoBrInE666777: FUCK MINCRAFT THIS SHIT IS BULLDICK
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<+FCB> 15lilygee: REVIEW ME OR BE FUCKED UP
Red like roses fills my dreams and brings me to the place you rest
White is cold and always yearning burdened by a royal test
Black the beast descends from shadows
Yellow beauty burns gold

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ultimatemegaman: I shouldn't push in without the knowledge.
ultimatemegaman: Or the experience.
hung_dong: or without lube
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Damn you beat me.

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<FCB> ChaosConductor: its hard...
<Battle|iPod> Yeah
<FCB> ChaosConductor: -.-
<Xb0x4dm> Quote!

30 seconds later...
<FCB> ChaosConductor: i need to make it BIGGER!
<Battle|iPod> :3
<FCB> ChaosConductor: i need to stretch it! extend it!

xD
<FCB2> lionboy98: xbox is ur brother ps3

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Kev doin' what he does best.
+Rico Faraguez: Like one of those creepy hit on lines
+Rico Faraguez: But for guys
kevinsweijen: "Your penis is more squishy than the breasts of queen Elisabeth."
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<envoyxiphos>I've helped this server just as much as you have I bet
berat13: Kitchen Accessories Ideas Try looking at http://www.kitchendesign1.co.uk. They have some amazing designs and prices.Kitchen Accessories Ideas

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[19:04] <CMB> Odnah: so cat abortions. they're pretty cool
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Mushroombadger: germans are creepy boring and scary
Mushroombadger: havent you seen human centipede
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Kevinsweijen wrote:[19:04] <CMB> Odnah: so cat abortions. they're pretty cool
Came up with that on his own did he
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<dober|gone> MUAHAHA
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<+CMB> Cole5slaw: Bye
<+CMB> * Cole5slaw disconnected.
<+CMB> Odnah: so cole was on the whole time
<+CMB> * +Wundsalz connected.
<+CMB> David00143: that sneaky lil bastard
<+CMB> _Kittle_*: I just logged in to say that I 100% approve of Presto_Blue's last 3 farts in the past 5 minutes.

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Arvarna: we're like a bunch of baboons screaming at one another for no apparent reason
Arvarna: then Ollie comes along and starts pounding his chest and we all shut up

Life in fCraft, beautifully explained.
Ollieboy: I can fully understand the want for epeen so whatever.

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Element_Equinox wrote:Arvarna: we're like a bunch of baboons screaming at one another for no apparent reason
Arvarna: then Ollie comes along and starts pounding his chest and we all shut up

Life in fCraft, beautifully explained.
Truer words have not been spoken. Right down to the baboon part. Will add to the quote ticker when I get home. =)
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macewido wrote:i would have a girl freien d if i the girl i finally grew the balls of courage to ask out didnt move
200419110 wrote:ohmyfuckingod im one person chill your tits

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#Ollieboy*: If I ever were to join drunk I would make all your names hilarious
#Ollieboy*: Like Stainless now is.
+StainlessBoobs: huh
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6:01 PM <•FCB> +PyroPyro: Murder is imminent, resistance is futile.
hung_dong: oh shoot i didnt go deep enough
Envoyxiphos: I can fix that

<Flamewarrior199> Why do moms have to be stubborn and get pissed off in 2 seconds D:
TheAnticipant: because you touch yourself at night

ciro0706@: im going to be my house

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<+SMB> Odnah was slain by Spider
<+SMB> Odnah: fuck
<+SMB> Odnah: this server sucks, im out
<+SMB> * Odnah disconnected.
<+SMB> Cole5slaw: MOAR IRON
<+SMB> coolgear13: there cole
<+SMB> Cole5slaw: -_-
<+SMB> Cole5slaw: Much longer
<+SMB> * Odnah connected.

<+SMB> Odnah was shot by Skeleton
<+SMB> coolgear13: hehe
<+SMB> Odnah: scew you
<+SMB> * Odnah disconnected.
<+SMB> * Odnah connected.

<+SMB> Odnah: this server sucks
<+CMB> _Kittle_*: I just logged in to say that I 100% approve of Presto_Blue's last 3 farts in the past 5 minutes.

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pokekidkight: shut up dankirk how do i fly
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<CMB> Ninjacat101*: Sermstyle you can use commands and access other worlds now
<CMB> freewill645*: ^
<CMB> Ninjacat101*: freewill645 would be happy to go through a detailed guide with you
<CMB> * Ninjacat101* disconnected.
<CMB> Sermstyle: yay thankyou
<CMB> freewill645*: damm u basterd
<CMB> legopineapple*: lol
<CMB> freewill645*: i was typing that for u
<CMB> Sermstyle: AHAHAHA yeah freewill

<FCB> missminecrafty: oooo chrismas tree oo chrismas tree
<FCB> missminecrafty: your sooo blocky and square
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[17:44] <FCB> hetzersu85: fuck everyone on this server
[17:44] <FCB> +Intertoothh: ow i wish
[17:44] <FCB> +Intertoothh: i need a good fuck
3 stages of sex life in a person's lifetime: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly

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<+CMB> kasokeo999: THIS SERVER IS SO FUCKING GAY THE SMALLEST ASS PLOTS EVER
<+CMB> legopineapple*: THEN GET THE FUCK OUT

lol
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Double Post! Just to mark as unread.

<+CMB> billy169: How do i become fcraft?
<+CMB> billy169: How do i be a f?
<@f> be me
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<+CMB> Whamp2: :o o my callie are u a blnd in real life too no effence
<@Ollie> You are not allowed to insult people if you type like a retard with Parkinson's disease.
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StainlessBlood: let me dump some stuff so i can take full load
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<+CMB> kingkarl*: I DONT FUCKING CARE ANYMORE IM NEVER GETTING A RANK ANYMORE SO FUCK YOU
<+CMB> _Kittle_*: I just logged in to say that I 100% approve of Presto_Blue's last 3 farts in the past 5 minutes.

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