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MaxJ2001: ,
MaxJ2001: my period is bigger
Pothus: That would be a comma.
MaxJ2001: the biggest one of all!
<+CMB> _Kittle_*: I just logged in to say that I 100% approve of Presto_Blue's last 3 farts in the past 5 minutes.

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<Kevvy> I'm pansexual
<SMB> (+intertoothh) thats fucking STUPID!
<Kevvy> :C
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[21:50] <SMB> (+PyroPyro) i touch my self and imagen im touching a girl.
3 stages of sex life in a person's lifetime: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly

<PyroPyro> afk touching my self while looking at the monies

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<Hit-Girl> scating in generall just sucks
<Hit-Girl> skating
<Hit-Girl> is it scating?
<ABadAnimator> it's skating
<ABadAnimator> scat = merde :3
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[12:58] * FCB *[email protected] is spreading the beagle with cream
[13:01] * FCB *[email protected] chows down
[13:02] <+FCB> [email protected]: such delicious beagle...

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[02:53:02] <+FCB> doberman411: because i dont have the time to go thru all the com
[02:53:08] <+FCB> doberman411: commands
[02:53:25] <+FCB> doberman411: make sure you understand the rules
[02:53:41] <+FCB> doberman411: and you will find all your commands in /commands
[02:54:01] <+FCB> doberman411: you can feel free to try them out in our school map
[02:55:04] <+FCB> doberman411: you understand what i said?
[02:55:18] <+FCB> inigoqd: ocean
tjb_1808: y can't i kick myself?
Ninjacat101: Because that would be stupid
tjb_1808: i am stupid
Ninjacat101: I'm not going to argue with that
tjb_1808: ok
tjb_1808: sorry

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[2014-04-06 20:31:49] (IRC) ProjectReality: Your Thing was rotated.
"Two rights don't make a wrong. But two lefts will get you to the highway."

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[21:58:38] <+SMB> __49ERS__ Ya my potato isnt working too good today

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[01:31:17] <+dober> he likes to toss and throw balls
[01:31:28] <+SMB> Atoxiclunchbox ^
[01:31:33] <+SMB> 04Nick04 but not the ones in my dick
[01:31:40] <+SMB> Atoxiclunchbox in it
[01:31:45] <+dober> you have balls in your dick?
[01:31:52] <+dober> what
[01:31:53] <+dober> WAT

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[02:52:38] <+FCB> doberman411: knock knock
[02:52:42] <+FCB> flerpflerp: whos there
[02:52:43] <+__49ERS__> Dober are you a prostitute
tjb_1808: y can't i kick myself?
Ninjacat101: Because that would be stupid
tjb_1808: i am stupid
Ninjacat101: I'm not going to argue with that
tjb_1808: ok
tjb_1808: sorry

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* FCB * [email protected] connected.
* FCB * [email protected] connected.
<FCB> [email protected]: hi
<FCB> [email protected]: hello
<FCB> [email protected]: how to come to u
<FCB> [email protected]: u type /join builder191
<FCB> [email protected]: hi
<FCB> [email protected]: r u a girl
<FCB> [email protected]: no
<FCB> [email protected]: do u knw s$x
<FCB> [email protected]: who doesnt
<FCB> [email protected]: but dont talk bout it here
<FCB> [email protected]: do u knw what is s3x
<FCB> [email protected]: whats ur age
<FCB> [email protected]: im 13
<FCB> [email protected]: have u done 3x
<FCB> [email protected]: s3x
<FCB> [email protected]: srsly
<FCB> [email protected]: get out
<FCB> [email protected]: yes
<FCB> [email protected]: lol
<FCB> [email protected]: iam a girl with large boo3s
<FCB> [email protected]: do u wnt to do s3x with me on skype
<FCB> [email protected]: mark
<FCB> [email protected]: do u wnt to do s3x with me on skype
<FCB> [email protected]: mark
<FCB> [email protected]: mark
<FCB> [email protected]: i just wnt to fell ur penny in my hand
<FCB> [email protected]: sex
<FCB> [email protected]: fuck u mark
<FCB> [email protected]: anthony cmon well do sex
<FCB> [email protected]: f craft menas fuck craft
<FCB> [email protected]: where r u
<FCB> [email protected]: u just fucked me
<FCB> [email protected]: cmon
<FCB> [email protected]: well have sex
<FCB> [email protected]: mark iam thirsting
<FCB> [email protected]: cmon well do sex
<FCB> [email protected]: on skype
<FCB> [email protected]: my name is elisa
* FCB * [email protected] left the server (ClientQuit)
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<FCB> [email protected]: f craft menas fuck craft

I wonder how Scoot will take that onboard..
<TKB> Hit_Girl: zombies don't hurt
<TKB> Hit_Girl: weird.
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Thought this would be the best place to put this.This is (in a nutshell) someone who talks to themselves in a certain fashion.


[15:10] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: Don't move or I'll ban you Tai!
[15:10] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says but why? D:
[15:10] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: Because.

[15:10] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: Just 'cause.

[15:10] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says I have a family. My wife and kids D:
[15:10] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: Well too bad.
[15:11] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says How are we gonna eat and pay for food?
[15:11] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: You don't. I'll ban you and there's nothing you can do >:D
[15:11] <FCB> ProjectReality: ....
[15:11] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says you suck dude :\

[15:11] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: Tai needs a good beating from my ban hammer.
[15:11] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says no I don't!
[15:12] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says I'm a good guy D:
[15:12] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: Good guys make no living in this world son.
[15:13] * FCB * Tai_K_Yagami left the server (ClientQuit)
[15:13] * FCB * Tai_K_Yagami connected.

[15:14] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says Hah! You only kicked me :D
[15:14] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: Yeahh....
[15:14] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: I was just refining my hammer is all.
[15:14] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says Sureee you were.
[15:16] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami asks So am I free to go?
[15:16] <FCB> Tai_K_Yagami: Yeah yeah. Whatever. But next time I say stop, you do so. Got it?!
[15:16] * FCB *Tai_K_Yagami says Yessum :c


..
[18:08] <FCB> EnderBoy333: fking ugly admin
[18:08] <FCB> EnderBoy333: u are so gay
[18:09] <FCB> EnderBoy333: u son of a bitch
[18:11] <FCB> EnderBoy333: admin son of a bitch u fking fat ugly

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<SMB> ftscreator found more shaft up here
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Literally everything I've posted on the fCraft forums, I was such an idiot, haha (:
Rather than funny, they were more idiotic.

Later~
I just looked back at all my past activity on the forums.
Wtf was I doing? o_o..

Being 10 is scary

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[17:56:06] <+SMB> boblol0909: one of the "images you'll also enjoy" is a guy with a huge exposed penis
tjb_1808: y can't i kick myself?
Ninjacat101: Because that would be stupid
tjb_1808: i am stupid
Ninjacat101: I'm not going to argue with that
tjb_1808: ok
tjb_1808: sorry

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<+SMB> alanwaterdragon Cartoonman_MC and __49ERS__ are like animal im feading them dimond
<dxgxl16> we got strippers
<SMB> Allisss: in the butt

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[19:46:02] <+SMB> [IceyDan1 connected]
[19:46:09] <+SMB> IceyDan1 Hi der
[19:46:26] <+Skinny> Hi
[19:46:45] <+SMB> IceyDan1 and now i gtg cuz i am going too bath :>
[19:46:47] <+SMB> [IceyDan1 disconnected]
[19:47:05] <+Skinny> Nice
[19:49:39] <+dober> mm stewing in your own juices
[19:49:41] <+dober> hot
[19:50:02] <+Skinny> you're awkward as fuck man
[19:50:07] <+dober> wat
[19:50:11] <+dober> :l
[19:50:44] <+dober> no one said i was normal
tjb_1808: y can't i kick myself?
Ninjacat101: Because that would be stupid
tjb_1808: i am stupid
Ninjacat101: I'm not going to argue with that
tjb_1808: ok
tjb_1808: sorry

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[16:21] <SMB> [CrimsonTensai connected]
[16:22] <SMB> +CrimsonTensai sup noobs!
[16:22] <SMB> +CrimsonTensai oh
[16:22] <SMB> [+CrimsonTensai disconnected]
[16:21] <SMB> [CrimsonTensai connected]
[16:22] <SMB> +CrimsonTensai sup noobs!
[16:22] <SMB> +CrimsonTensai oh
[16:22] <SMB> [+CrimsonTensai disconnected]

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[01:43:25] <+FCB> masoncb: /j ducks
[01:43:28] <+FCB> masoncb: :P
[01:46:25] <+FCB> masoncb: hmm, i have to be mason+? im already mason!
[01:46:33] <+FCB> Shadowdude76: lol
[01:46:36] <+FCB> masoncb: >:P
tjb_1808: y can't i kick myself?
Ninjacat101: Because that would be stupid
tjb_1808: i am stupid
Ninjacat101: I'm not going to argue with that
tjb_1808: ok
tjb_1808: sorry

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<SMB> 04Nick04 im just having sex with this chicken's ass to wait for it's shit to come out

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<FCB> lucky_pierre: I heard that nuclear eats farts
<dxgxl16> we got strippers
<SMB> Allisss: in the butt

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<+SMB>Shadowdude yeah, it was kinda interesting, once i got past the smell
Shadowdude76: yeah, it was kinda interesting, once i got past the smell
Scoot: render.seethrough dress
mrmtndew222: ninja take mirror lessons from skinny :p
VocalizedBoar: do you think a giant penis counts as transportation?

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[18:39:44] <+FCB> +burn22: dober getting hit in teh face is almost fun to watch
[18:39:50] <+FCB> doberman411: pf

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6th Sep 2014

[00:15:29] <+burn22> fine, busy playin since the ftb server is back on :3
[00:15:43] <+CrimsonTensai> oh who's on ftb?
[00:15:59] <+burn22> bloodsn, me and azur atm
[00:16:08] <+SMB> Astraues what did you say to me im 17 i will hit you in the face
[00:16:46] <+burn22> so much aggression
[00:16:58] <+SMB> Astraues what
[00:17:15] <+burn22> whhhaaat
[00:17:17] <+burn22> whhhaaaat
[00:17:28] <+burn22> what about a "hello burn, long time no see" ? :p
[00:17:57] <+SMB> Astraues your weird dude
[00:18:19] <+SMB> Astraues t
[00:18:31] <+burn22> <+SMB> Astraues what did you say to me im 17 i will hit you in the face
[00:18:34] <+burn22> you telling me eh ? :D
[00:19:29] <+SMB> Astraues im a robber on mincraft dude
[00:20:05] <+burn22> I see Isee
[00:21:26] <+SMB> [Astraues disconnected]
tjb_1808: y can't i kick myself?
Ninjacat101: Because that would be stupid
tjb_1808: i am stupid
Ninjacat101: I'm not going to argue with that
tjb_1808: ok
tjb_1808: sorry

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<CMB> [KushCultivator connected]
<Ninjacat> nice username.
<CMB> KushCultivator I'd say the same but I'd be lying.
<Ninjacat> ^
<CMB> [KushCultivator disconnected]
<StainAway> lol
<CrimsonTensai> what a boss
<Ninjacat> It's like we've got Sanjar back
[16:21] <SMB> [CrimsonTensai connected]
[16:22] <SMB> +CrimsonTensai sup noobs!
[16:22] <SMB> +CrimsonTensai oh
[16:22] <SMB> [+CrimsonTensai disconnected]

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* zachoooo ([email protected]) has joined #classicube
<AndrewPH> hello
<zachoooo> Hi, I heard this channel was for relationship advice
<zachoooo> xD
<Hetal> Hi
<AndrewPH> yeah
<AndrewPH> Jonty800: love guru, please give this kind fellow man advice
<zachoooo> AndrewPH are you joking?
<zachoooo> Ninjacat sent me here
<AndrewPH> of course I'm serious
<Ninjacat> they need information on the background story here
<Hetal> zachoooo Go ahead and state your love story ;P
<Hetal> We will probably make fun of it and stuff
<zachoooo> Ok... well my girlfriend is in college. Long story short guys there are constantly staring at her and don't treat her like anything other than a sex object.
<Hetal> But no big deal ;)
<zachoooo> And it's really pissing her off and she keeps asking me what she should do about it
<Hetal> I'll get a better detailed version
<Hetal> 6:09:33 PM <•zachoooo> Ninjacat, My girlfriend is in college and I'm not yet. She is constantly complaining how every guy she talks to just stares at her. She was walking down the hall after taking a shower in her towel and this group of guys stopped talking and just stared at her until she got into her dorm.
<zachoooo> Yeah, pretty much
<Hetal> Well
<Hetal> There is 1 option she can take
<Hetal> Drop out of college til you get in it
<zachoooo> She can become a muslim.
<zachoooo> And wear a burka
<Hetal> And no, don't be racist..
<AndrewPH> masectomy and/or eat a few cakes
<Ninjacat> <AndrewPH> Jonty800: love guru, please give this kind fellow man advice
<Ninjacat> I should point out it is currently 2:19AM in the UK Andrew
<Hetal> Lelelelelel
<zachoooo> I don't think that it's racist to point out that muslims wear burkas
<Hetal> zachoooo or you could try to join in mid term
<AndrewPH> jon is always up at odd hours
<Hetal> Its offensive that you recommended that as a solution -_-
<zachoooo> Hetal, I don't think me going to college with her would change anything
<zachoooo> We're not going to be together 24/7
<Hetal> Dropping out of college is an option
<Ninjacat> you could scare other males off
<Hetal> Or she could not live in a dorm..
<Ninjacat> make her wear a t-shit with your face on it
<zachoooo> Yes ninjacat, I the computer scientist and minecraft pixel art maker could go alpha male and scare everyone off
<Hetal> Yes you could
<Hetal> I usually stab people with equations and formulas
<Jonty800> yeah AndrewPH you dick
<Hetal> 'How do you combat hate?'
<Hetal> 'With math
<Hetal> '
<Ninjacat> Jonty800 but since you're here, please help this poor man
<zachoooo> I could just pull out my laptop when I want to scare people and just type "rm -rvf You"
<zachoooo> Then tell them, you don't want me to press enter do you?
<Jonty800> there is no hope for him

/*some time later*/

<Ninjacat> I'm starting the think the convert to Islam was a good idea
<zachoooo> ^
<Scoot> AndrewPH: ballsack is too straightforward. I've gotta be more subtle. Like an acorn.
<Scoot> A pair of acorns. Yes.
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[00:10:35] <+FCB> +Intertoothh: i like the 'i dont know but its going to be big' things :)
tjb_1808: y can't i kick myself?
Ninjacat101: Because that would be stupid
tjb_1808: i am stupid
Ninjacat101: I'm not going to argue with that
tjb_1808: ok
tjb_1808: sorry

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9:14:17 PM <•SMB> Truier92 What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
9:14:31 PM <•SMB> Truier92 One will make your day, whilst the other will make your hole weak.
9:14:52 PM <•SMB> +CrimsonTensai *silence*

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<K> <Mirz> Try /set +g Mirz or somethin
<K> You are a fucking moron
[16:21] <SMB> [CrimsonTensai connected]
[16:22] <SMB> +CrimsonTensai sup noobs!
[16:22] <SMB> +CrimsonTensai oh
[16:22] <SMB> [+CrimsonTensai disconnected]

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(12:45:54 AM) FCB: doberman411: unlike most people.. i hollow out the bottom to cram as much crap into them as possible
(12:47:09 AM) FCB: +Intertoothh: hmm if the subject was was 'jail-sex' or something.
(12:47:15 AM) FCB: +Intertoothh: it would mean something els
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8:06:41 PM <•FCB> doberman411: my ipod just shit itself
8:06:48 PM <•FCB> Shadowdude76: mmm
8:06:50 PM <•FCB> Shadowdude76: tasty
8:06:57 PM <•FCB> doberman411: you should know
8:07:06 PM <•FCB> Shadowdude76: yeah..

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