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Oh...
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God...
<+FCB1> 05+Pemalite: all the fcraft chicks reject me except element

13:04 + FCB2 │ +Pemalite: craaaaab
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: no
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: ill give yout the best loving ou ever ad crab

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Oh lord, Crab, that must have been some good shit you were drinking.
So apparently some people made a movie about me....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGWmUPuvlso

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This is my first post on this thread so im going to make it good.

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[17:41] <+FCB1> Dobby_Ashy: but this community is built on trust
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Bet you don't feel like an intellectual anymore, eh Crab?
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Here is all of the p4n3m1p4m1a3 related chat I saw.
[2012-03-02 18:41:56] Welcome to ! fCraft.net Freebuild [ENG] Official
[2012-03-02 18:41:56] p4n3m1p4m1a3: I remember everything I see
[2012-03-02 18:41:57] p4n3m1p4m1a3: know
[2012-03-02 18:42:03] p4n3m1p4m1a3: And understand.
[2012-03-02 18:42:23] p4n3m1p4m1a3: E = V/R , = ER = V
[2012-03-02 18:42:27] NuclearWaffle121: You have kind of a "high and mighty" attitude
[2012-03-02 18:42:32] p4n3m1p4m1a3: EV = R
[2012-03-02 18:42:53] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Nuclear no I worked for what I have
[2012-03-02 18:42:58] p4n3m1p4m1a3: it's my right to flaunt it.
[2012-03-02 18:43:15] NuclearWaffle121: Well, flaunting it is one thing
[2012-03-02 18:43:26] NuclearWaffle121: Slapping it around in peoples' faces is another
[2012-03-02 18:43:56] p4n3m1p4m1a3: NuclearWaffle I've been run down a lot by people.
[2012-03-02 18:44:03] p4n3m1p4m1a3: I am getting fit
[2012-03-02 18:44:08] p4n3m1p4m1a3: getting a superior brain
[2012-03-02 18:44:17] p4n3m1p4m1a3: So I can finally say, you are nothing compared to
[2012-03-02 18:44:19] p4n3m1p4m1a3: me.
[2012-03-02 18:44:30] Daedskin: what about your brain?
[2012-03-02 18:44:32] p4n3m1p4m1a3: And I have the determination to get what I want.
[2012-03-02 18:44:59] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Nothing will stand in my way
[2012-03-02 18:45:02] p4n3m1p4m1a3: not even myself.
[2012-03-02 18:45:02] Daedskin: of?
[2012-03-02 18:45:14] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Getting what I want Daed
[2012-03-02 18:45:24] NuclearWaffle121: And what do you want?
[2012-03-02 18:45:25] Daedskin: i missed the start of the conversation
[2012-03-02 18:45:28] Daedskin: :P
[2012-03-02 18:45:35] p4n3m1p4m1a3: To be superior to high IQ people is my first goal
[2012-03-02 18:45:46] p4n3m1p4m1a3: My next goal is to become a multi-billionar
[2012-03-02 18:45:56] Daedskin: how old are you?
[2012-03-02 18:45:59] NuclearWaffle121: Before, you were asking if I still believed in IQ
[2012-03-02 18:46:02] p4n3m1p4m1a3: My next goal is to drive society into a new era of
[2012-03-02 18:46:05] p4n3m1p4m1a3: technology.
[2012-03-02 18:46:33] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Oh yes and in succeeding high IQ people
[2012-03-02 18:46:33] Kevinsweijen: Define high IQ
[2012-03-02 18:46:39] p4n3m1p4m1a3: I want to succeed the human race.
[2012-03-02 18:46:51] Daedskin: thats not gonna happen
[2012-03-02 18:46:52] Marshallizer: my IQ is shit
[2012-03-02 18:46:57] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Watch me daed
[2012-03-02 18:47:02] Daedskin: my IQ is average
[2012-03-02 18:47:02] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Watch me.
[2012-03-02 18:47:02] Dobby_Ashy: p4n
[2012-03-02 18:47:05] Witch101: lol
[2012-03-02 18:47:08] Daedskin: ill watch you fail
[2012-03-02 18:47:08] Dobby_Ashy: not to be rude but please
[2012-03-02 18:47:10] FatalityReload: How do you find the IQ?
[2012-03-02 18:47:12] FatalityReload: my*
[2012-03-02 18:47:14] Dobby_Ashy: give it a rest
[2012-03-02 18:47:16] NuclearWaffle121: And how exactly do you plan on doing this?
[2012-03-02 18:47:17] Daedskin: ill make sure to bring popcorn
[2012-03-02 18:47:46] p4n3m1p4m1a3: training - Mind flexability training
[2012-03-02 18:47:48] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Engineered diet
[2012-03-02 18:48:01] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Innovation.
[2012-03-02 18:48:03] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Invention.
[2012-03-02 18:48:07] Daedskin: so how old are you?
[2012-03-02 18:48:08] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Drawing, Learning new language
[2012-03-02 18:48:14] p4n3m1p4m1a3: keep neral plasisticty
[2012-03-02 18:48:34] Daedskin: what language(s)?
[2012-03-02 18:48:52] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Latin, Italian, German, Japanese,
[2012-03-02 18:48:59] Daedskin: japanese is kewl
[2012-03-02 18:49:03] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Dutch.
[2012-03-02 18:49:14] Daedskin: my friend wants to learn latin, i might join in
[2012-03-02 18:49:24] p4n3m1p4m1a3: I am going to make the US eat their owrds
[2012-03-02 18:49:25] p4n3m1p4m1a3: words*
[2012-03-02 18:49:30] p4n3m1p4m1a3: in their belief in IQ
[2012-03-02 18:49:41] Dobby_Ashy: ok p4n
[2012-03-02 18:49:43] Dobby_Ashy: thats enough thanks
[2012-03-02 18:49:50] Dobby_Ashy: ill mute you from now
[2012-03-02 18:49:52] Daedskin: the US has crap IQ, just saying
[2012-03-02 18:50:19] p4n3m1p4m1a3: There is something my mum pointed out Daed
[2012-03-02 18:50:28] p4n3m1p4m1a3: About how school works..
[2012-03-02 18:50:33] Kevinsweijen: Nothing means a fuck, people exceed at certain things, where others fail
[2012-03-02 18:50:45] p4n3m1p4m1a3: She said that I wonder if people always saying
[2012-03-02 18:50:58] p4n3m1p4m1a3: "We proved this doesn't work means its always
[2012-03-02 18:51:00] p4n3m1p4m1a3: not true"
[2012-03-02 18:51:16] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Instead of looking at the Roadblock not as a
[2012-03-02 18:51:24] p4n3m1p4m1a3: deadend but a detour even if the detour is long.
[2012-03-02 18:51:37] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Remember that Daed
[2012-03-02 18:51:40] Daedskin: okay
[2012-03-02 18:51:47] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Just like saying rock-can't be bent
[2012-03-02 18:51:49] Daedskin: i usally look at stuff like that
[2012-03-02 18:52:02] Daedskin: but im also very lazy :P
[2012-03-02 18:52:21] p4n3m1p4m1a3: over come your laziness
[2012-03-02 18:52:48] Daedskin: so how old are you again?
[2012-03-02 18:52:54] p4n3m1p4m1a3: 18
[2012-03-02 18:52:58] Daedskin: cool
[2012-03-02 18:53:48] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Daed
[2012-03-02 18:53:51] Daedskin: yes?
[2012-03-02 18:53:52] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Humans adapt or they die.
[2012-03-02 18:53:57] Player p4n3m1p4m1a3 was muted by +Scrathy for 3m0s
[2012-03-02 18:54:01] +Scrathy: And thats enough roleplaying

-3 Minutes Later-

[2012-03-02 18:57:00] p4n3m1p4m1a3: If humans don't change they will be witness to the
[2012-03-02 18:57:08] p4n3m1p4m1a3: wrath of their own decisions
[2012-03-02 18:57:26] Kevinsweijen: P4n, I've known people like you
[2012-03-02 18:57:32] p4n3m1p4m1a3: and ?
[2012-03-02 18:57:52] p4n3m1p4m1a3: Kevin?
[2012-03-02 18:57:55] Kevinsweijen: They killed theirselfs because someone beated them in something
[2012-03-02 18:58:09] p4n3m1p4m1a3: No I don't Kevin
[2012-03-02 18:58:11] p4n3m1p4m1a3: I get even.
[2012-03-02 18:58:27] p4n3m1p4m1a3: By training harder
[2012-03-02 18:58:30] p4n3m1p4m1a3: more efficient and better.
I logged off to eat dinner, so a lot is missing as I didn't log back on for 33 minutes. While I was logged in after that, he was building his jet turbine (which was actually cool looking) and reporting people griefing it. The next time I remembered about him, he was banned.
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Ollieboy wrote:Bet you don't feel like an intellectual anymore, eh Crab?
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<+FCB1> 05+Pemalite: all the fcraft chicks reject me except element

13:04 + FCB2 │ +Pemalite: craaaaab
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: no
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: ill give yout the best loving ou ever ad crab

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I hope you didn't get the pissed from Bud Light, unless you had like 4 cases of it :P
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Nah, was the vodka mainly
<+FCB1> 05+Pemalite: all the fcraft chicks reject me except element

13:04 + FCB2 │ +Pemalite: craaaaab
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: no
13:04 + FCB1 │ +Pemalite: ill give yout the best loving ou ever ad crab

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<FCB2>CoolDude72: kevin, never fuck a girl at 15 years old
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+Pemalite: Kirshi grief!
kevinsweijen: :O
kevinsweijen: Where?!
kevinsweijen: :O
+Pemalite: More like tunnelling through the sky. But I digress.
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Read my signature.

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seen this while talking on mumble.

[17:12] <+FCB2> 15mastermishar: GRIEFER
[17:12] <+FCB1> 15Tyler_White: i broke 2 blocks to get out
[17:12] <+FCB1> 15Tyler_White: stop orgasing over it
[17:12] <+FCB1> 15Tyler_White: brah
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Just going through logs and found these:

Karakorum_K2: Where is playe for a biiiiggg GAAAAAAYYYYYY?!

Brunocks10: how change clothes???

IYusufI: you me help my home pimp
KingCrab: Dog food is 10x better with ground up pony

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+Intertoothh: i love sm
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20:15 FCB1 Peacemanwar: Oh fuck. The acids kicking in.
20:15 FCB2 Peacemanwar: Jesus christ the walls are melting

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boblol0909 wrote:20:15 FCB1 Peacemanwar: Oh fuck. The acids kicking in.
20:15 FCB2 Peacemanwar: Jesus christ the walls are melting
I think that's more normal (for a first time acid user) than funny. Brings back memories.
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+Pemalite: You will listen to me and enjoy it.
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BradleyBugger23: i need suplise
BradleyBugger23: I NEED STUFF
BradleyBugger23: NO ASS
BradleyBugger23: ok

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PrometheusLKR: hey nice golden walkway you got down there
PrometheusLKR: just don't kill mah flowers

2 mins later...
PrometheusLKR: oh noes! they killed mah folwers!
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Ratfitter16:
"CAN I HAVE A PENIS UP MY AS??"
Meh...

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Kevin apparently found this on a completely seperate server... oh gosh Dobby remember this guy? what have we done? XD

"From logas0168 To kevinsweijen, Today at 7:34 pm

hi im logas016 or sexiegirl14 um i was on a server where somone called arvarna suggested i met you

logas0168"

This has made my week >_<

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Oh god... sexygirl, my fellow sis :3

Just some logs i found for you arv.
17:20:57 > SexieGirl14: i am a girl and am buetiful dont even need makeup
17:21:14 > SexieGirl14: people sterotype girls
17:21:23 > SexieGirl14: that they have to wre makeup
17:21:28 > SexieGirl14: but i dont
17:21:38 > SexieGirl14: cause i have lovly skin
17:27:06 > SexieGirl14: so who wants to be my MC bof
And then...
18:12:39 > SexieGirl14 to Arvarna: whos your minecraft boyfreind?
18:12:58 > Arvarna to SexieGirl14: I don't have a MC boyfriend lol
18:14:03 > SexieGirl14 to Arvarna: oh who do you suggest for me then?
18:14:36 > Arvarna to SexieGirl14: kevinsweijen
18:15:17 > Arvarna to SexieGirl14: he's a lovely op, single and your age, 15
And now she stalks...
18:39:27 > SexieGirl14 to rvboys: how old are you?
18:41:18 > SexieGirl14: rv how old
18:41:55 > SexieGirl14 to rvboys: pls tellme plsplspls
18:42:53 > SexieGirl14: pls can a nice man come and stay
18:43:06 > SexieGirl14: if he does not leave dirty underwear on floor
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There are no girls on the internet.
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Intertoothh wrote:There are no girls on the internet.
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Is that smokeybacon on the top right?
winshit64: JUST WHEN I WAS DOIN MY GARDEN BITCH MADE A HOLE

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