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<zachoooo> Hi, I heard this channel was for relationship advice
<AndrewPH> Jonty800: love guru, please give this kind fellow man advice
<zachoooo> AndrewPH are you joking?
<zachoooo> Ninjacat sent me here
<AndrewPH> of course I'm serious
<Ninjacat> they need information on the background story here
<Hetal> zachoooo Go ahead and state your love story ;P
<Hetal> We will probably make fun of it and stuff
<zachoooo> Ok... well my girlfriend is in college. Long story short guys there are constantly staring at her and don't treat her like anything other than a sex object.
<Hetal> But no big deal
<zachoooo> And it's really pissing her off and she keeps asking me what she should do about it
<Hetal> I'll get a better detailed version
<Hetal> 6:09:33 PM <•zachoooo> Ninjacat, My girlfriend is in college and I'm not yet. She is constantly complaining how every guy she talks to just stares at her. She was walking down the hall after taking a shower in her towel and this group of guys stopped talking and just stared at her until she got into her dorm.
<zachoooo> Yeah, pretty much
<Hetal> There is 1 option she can take
<Hetal> Drop out of college til you get in it
<zachoooo> She can become a muslim.
<zachoooo> And wear a burka
<Hetal> And no, don't be racist..
<AndrewPH> masectomy and/or eat a few cakes
<Ninjacat> <AndrewPH> Jonty800: love guru, please give this kind fellow man advice
<Ninjacat> I should point out it is currently 2:19AM in the UK Andrew
<zachoooo> I don't think that it's racist to point out that muslims wear burkas
<Hetal> zachoooo or you could try to join in mid term
<AndrewPH> jon is always up at odd hours
<Hetal> Its offensive that you recommended that as a solution -_-
<zachoooo> Hetal, I don't think me going to college with her would change anything
<zachoooo> We're not going to be together 24/7
<Hetal> Dropping out of college is an option
<Ninjacat> you could scare other males off
<Hetal> Or she could not live in a dorm..
<Ninjacat> make her wear a t-shit with your face on it
<zachoooo> Yes ninjacat, I the computer scientist and minecraft pixel art maker could go alpha male and scare everyone off
<Hetal> Yes you could
<Hetal> I usually stab people with equations and formulas
<Jonty800> yeah AndrewPH you dick
<Hetal> 'How do you combat hate?'
<Hetal> 'With math
<Ninjacat> Jonty800 but since you're here, please help this poor man
<zachoooo> I could just pull out my laptop when I want to scare people and just type "rm -rvf You"
<zachoooo> Then tell them, you don't want me to press enter do you?
<Jonty800> there is no hope for him
/*some time later*/
<Ninjacat> I'm starting the think the convert to Islam was a good idea
<Scoot> AndrewPH: ballsack is too straightforward. I've gotta be more subtle. Like an acorn.
<Scoot> A pair of acorns. Yes.