Minecraft is a Christian game!

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Minecraft is a Christian game!

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I lol'ed.

http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/r ... craft.html

(Make sure to read the descriptions of pictures)

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"Minecraft: Alpha, the main survival game, and Classic,"

That's how old that article is.
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pantz4lyfe was happy to
hear about Jesus... and later became born again!
It really works!
I giggled :lol:
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"At first glance the game doesn't appear overtly Christian, but the more you play the more it become apparent that the goal of its creator (a programmer named Notch) was to teach Biblical wisdom." Lmao.

Also, he scored it 5/5 crosses. "Even though it is still a work in progress, I'm giving it †††††. It is an excellent game that teaches core Biblical values and represents the future of online Evangelism."

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LOL, this guy has more, read his list here: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html

Make sure to read the review claiming Tetris and Portal to be unholy.

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It's a satirical website, in case any of you were brewing up some religion based flamewar.
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The article wasn't even worth my time reading
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Smokeybacon wrote:It's a satirical website, in case any of you were brewing up some religion based flamewar.
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