I WANT TO SEE YOU

[Ollieboy]

Using the latest in forensic photo analysis technology I managed to reconstruct Desosus' face

And if we just enhance on the reflection in the lipstick, we'll find our killer!

[Scrathy]

DNA sample, or it didn't happen.

[Desosus]

DNA sample, or it didn't happen.

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[Hafnium]

DNA sample, or it didn't happen.

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Oh no! He has the serial killer gene. We must stop him before he kills again.

[PyroPyro]

Oh no! He has the serial killer gene. We must stop him before he kills again.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!

[Sanjar Khan]

Out here in the flatgrass, we fight for our meals.

[Scrathy]

DNA sample, or it didn't happen.

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That is going to be a problem when you become 30. Just a warning.

[tylerthecreator5]

This is a big poste nice job i like it

[cartmen838213]

Lets get this topic back on track.

MEGA_KITTEN
BTW, i can remove your DNA problem with my restriction enzyme by isolating your gene of interest and creating a new plasmid that will replace the old ones. just basic knowledge here.

[Desosus]

Don't be ridiculous, your primers wouldn't have nearly enough specificity.

What he's suggesting would in actuality disintegrate you from the inside out. Literally.

[Cartoonman]

btw thanks for the DNA sample. now i shall formulate a new breed of life via DNA Splicing!

[Helio_]

Lets get this topic back on track.

MEGA_KITTEN
BTW, i can remove your DNA problem with my restriction enzyme by isolating your gene of interest and creating a new plasmid that will replace the old ones. just basic knowledge here.

aaww look at its cewtwigglylittle-NO. STOP. BLARGH. FUCK ALL YOUR PETS. I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AND/OR GENITALS

[boblol0909]

DNA sample, or it didn't happen.

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That is going to be a problem when you become 30. Just a warning.

[cartmen838213]

Lets get this topic back on track.

MEGA_KITTEN
BTW, i can remove your DNA problem with my restriction enzyme by isolating your gene of interest and creating a new plasmid that will replace the old ones. just basic knowledge here.

aaww look at its cewtwigglylittle-NO. STOP. BLARGH. FUCK ALL YOUR PETS. I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AND/OR GENITALS

Helio, currently my genitals are under contract with Playgirl Magazine, as well as my face, you will have to speak with my lawyer if you would like access to either of these. You can contact him at 867-5309. Thank you.
FYI to Desosus: My primers would have minimal base pairs for top precision, thus preventing full-body disintegration.
BTW: hey helio what is your avatar from?

[Cartoonman]

i tried calling the lawyer but all i got was a monotonous loop of Tommy Tutone's Never Gonna Give You Up. I think you're lawyer's answering machine is broken or somethin...

[Desosus]

FYI to Desosus: My primers would have minimal base pairs for top precision, thus preventing full-body disintegration.

Er, WRONG. The fewer base pairs you have, the lower the specificity.

[cartmen838213]

alright desosus, you win, seeing as im in a high school biotech class im not exactly a biotechnological engineer here

[Desosus]

alright desosus, you win, seeing as im in a high school biotech class im not exactly a biotechnological engineer here

Yep, and since I'm a genetics and biochemistry graduate doing a PhD, I think I definitely win.

[Ollieboy]

The fact that you even tried to correct her made me weep with hilarity.

[Cartoonman]

Mathematics major anyone?

[cartmen838213]

alright desosus, you win, seeing as im in a high school biotech class im not exactly a biotechnological engineer here

Yep, and since I'm a genetics and biochemistry graduate doing a PhD, I think I definitely win.

^ should have told me this to start with, proly wouldnt have said another word, and ya.. wouldnt the restriction enzyme cut the dna to shreds?(disintegration)

The fact that you even tried to correct her made me weep with hilarity.

i wasnt trying to correct her per se, more like trying to save my failed biotech knowledge

Mathematics major anyone?

nah, im good

We really should try to bring this back to the very beginning, so let me refresh your memory:

SHOW YOURSELVES

I'll post some new ones when I get home again.

[Desosus]

should have told me this to start with, proly wouldnt have said another word, and ya.. wouldnt the restriction enzyme cut the dna to shreds?(disintegration)

Depends on the recognition sequence for the particular restriction enzyme. They're mostly developed for bacterial or fungal vectors which have a smaller genome and thus a smaller chance of randomly finding the target sequence. Not to mention that annealing primers cannot be done efficiently at body temperature. Think about PCR... (if you've covered that).

[Sanjar Khan]

Nobody cares about your goddamn genetics

[Lim-Dul]

should have told me this to start with, proly wouldnt have said another word, and ya.. wouldnt the restriction enzyme cut the dna to shreds?(disintegration)

Depends on the recognition sequence for the particular restriction enzyme. They're mostly developed for bacterial or fungal vectors which have a smaller genome and thus a smaller chance of randomly finding the target sequence. Not to mention that annealing primers cannot be done efficiently at body temperature. Think about PCR... (if you've covered that).

Sigh... I admire people who can talk about things without anybody understanding a single thing... To think that I (probably) spent just as much time as you studying linguistics, which regrettably doesn't contain that much cryptic bullshit and hence can't be used to bamboozle people so easily, makes me sad. :-(

[cartmen838213]

ya, we did PCR last week, (like we actually amplified some fruit DNA) and added GMO primers before we ran it through electrophoresis to check for the GMO. I found out a chicken soy patty (oxymoron) has GMOs in it. If your wondering, my school isnt really rich or snobby, they just get a lot of donations from the alumni and have dorm students that give alot of money (about 40-50 thousand) a year to go there. Kids like me get payed through taxes

[xN8Gx]

I love how on track this topic has become. Well done

[DreamingInsane]

So how about those cats?

[zelize]

So how about those cats?

She's good.

[Cartoonman]

So how about those cats?

She's good.

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[PyroPyro]

Why doesn't no one post pics!? *butthurt*

I'm a chantard, but this forum is getting too silly even for me.
If you want to see pictures of other users stop posting trolling/offtopic posts in this thread.