Funny quotes by funny people.

[boblol0909]

xXKarlXxMc: My sister caught me using WoM so she delete it

[ruggedbear]

MY LESBIAN SISTER DROP MY LEGO BOX

Wut?

[Intertoothh]

Can some-one do me please?

[Jjb14]

[2012-05-09] RuggedBear: Time to study some more
[2012-05-09] RuggedBear: I'll hate you till tomorrow
[2012-05-09] RuggedBear: But not jjb14
[2012-05-09] RuggedBear: Bai

You see Abadanimator?! Someone on this Earth loves me!

I bet Rugged is regretting saying that.....

[ruggedbear]

Perhaps it means I'll continue to hate you even AFTER tomorrow, unlike everyone else. Didja think of that?
So there.

[Jjb14]

I think it would be safe to assume, if in fact you were to hate me so shortly after this point of being the one NOT hated person, that you sir are in fact, bipolar.

There are several things that can lead to these rapid mood swings including stress, peer-pressure, and ridicule. I do not know what would be causing this with you, considering you are well liked, even by me.

This sir, considering you would then hate me, leads me to think that you are not bipolar but that you have a personal beef against me.

After assuming this, we can then assume that I have done something to annoy or aggravate you.

The reason I would be in a position to aggravate you, would mean that my father has done something to aggravate me.

This leads me to assume that he was previously aggravated by his work, seeing as he works for the state, this is not surprising.

This leads us to assume that the "state" was having a very bad day, which leads us to assume the government is all at fault here.

Morals of the story:

-The government can be blamed for everything.
-Assuming makes an ass out of u and me.


And all of this ^^^^^ is based on the idea that you may happen to have a problem with me or you are, ever so slightly, bipolar.

Have a good day sir.

[PolakWithABlock]

yep bad luck find a new server

o the irony

[Sanjar Khan]

For a second there I thought we were in that appeal thread and I was gonna yell at you for responding.

[Xb0x4d4m]

joebunny7410: GOD FUCK ADMINS PUT THE FOG OFF ME

[xN8Gx]

[18:20] <Ollieboy> Yeah well that's because he is a motherfucking badass and can just take arrows to the face, and then the skeleton is like motherfucker why don't you die?! And then Smokey is like not today, motherfucker, and then puffs out his chest and sends the arrows back.

^ seems legit.

[Epicpeople321]

whos the idiot with the rainbow sheep farm with 100 sheeps in each one. -surferdudeX

[Ollieboy]

minecraftfan6543: anyway i know like all the sexwords..

[thelonedrummer18]

<FCB2>dariospoletini11: ONE COCK,ONE ASS,ONE DIRECTION
<FCB2>+Rico_Faraguez: What you talking about, trustessessess follow all the rules and never troll

[dobby_ashy]

Yet another threat to hack the server...
[15:04] FCB2 Kinexts*: Kick me and I'll crash the server hosting this software
[15:04] FCB2 Kinexts: I promise you.

[15:04] FCB2 Kinexts: The server IP is exposed? Easy DDOS.

[Sennec]

A few hours ago on smp

sennec: no, the question is, how did you randomly mine towards those diamonds
sennec: cheater
flashman45: And btw I have special speakers
flashman45: I mean headphones
flashman45: They make a noise when I face diamonds and lava and water
>ban

[Xesdra]

flashman45: And btw I have special speakers
flashman45: I mean headphones
flashman45: They make a noise when I face diamonds and lava and water

I want those headphones!

[Ninjacat101]

Ratatoskr01: to all griefer: look for a girlfriend and fuck her

[DreamingInsane]

<FCB2> cutycup: hey im a girl and we are smart morron

[DreamingInsane]

<FCB1> simongavtyv123: report (irc) freeze evil and griefer

[KingCrab]

<@DreamingInsane> N8G, you're the only person close enough looking like a girl that seems to talk to me

[Intertoothh]

<@DreamingInsane> N8G, you're the only person close enough looking like a girl that seems to talk to me

I like this one

[DreamingInsane]

What have I done..

[Kevinsweijen]

<Pybbit> so if i stick a lolipop up my ass i can sell it for like $15 on ebay
(PyroPyro)

[Kevinsweijen]

PinkPhat: My penis is broke

[JustOnePanda]

PinkPhat: My penis is broke

All of my wat

[Ninjacat101]

ekolefas: get the rainbow guy before he griefs girls clothes!!!!

[Kevinsweijen]

Caffeinatedkitty: Please ban +PyroPyro

[Sanjar Khan]

Please do. She needs to be stopped

[Xesdra]

Please do. She needs to be stopped

[DreamingInsane]

<FCB2> La_morte911: 48291634 fuck my sister!!!!