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Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: August 26th, 2012, 2:45 am
by Astraues
[22:46] <FCB1> OrangeBoy321: eww david looking at her vagina!
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: August 26th, 2012, 7:38 pm
by DivineRight01
ccolton3451: I only have one rare gray flying pancake
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: August 27th, 2012, 5:10 am
by KillerGothone
FCB2: 05+Pemalite: Because. I'm busy doing nothing.
ABadAnimator: I know nothing about computers other than the location of most of the keys on the keyboard
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 7th, 2012, 1:54 am
by Jjb14
tnek wrote:20:52 + FCB2 │ doberman411: id prefer not burning my dick off no thanks
20:52 + FCB2 │ _Kittle_: squeeze a lemon right in your penis hole
20:52 + FCB1 │ _Kittle_: it burns so good
Just... What... The fuck...
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 7th, 2012, 10:20 pm
by DreamingInsane
I agree with him, 512 MB's RAM is a decent amount.
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 16th, 2012, 4:13 am
by Ninjacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: curse you ninga
SIMONKRYSZAK: i hate you ningecat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: you are an asshole ningacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: hey ningacat101 its mee
SIMONKRYSZAK: fuck you nngacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: your dumb ninga101
SIMONKRYSZAK: ningacat101 you was born with no brain
SIMONKRYSZAK: ninjacat101 ia mor dumb than patrick star
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 16th, 2012, 6:16 pm
by Kevinsweijen
Ninjacat101 wrote:SIMONKRYSZAK: curse you ninga
SIMONKRYSZAK: i hate you ningecat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: you are an asshole ningacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: hey ningacat101 its mee
SIMONKRYSZAK: fuck you nngacat101
SIMONKRYSZAK: your dumb ninga101
SIMONKRYSZAK: ningacat101 you was born with no brain
SIMONKRYSZAK: ninjacat101 ia mor dumb than patrick star
I agree.
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 17th, 2012, 2:54 pm
by Astraues
[10:53] <FCB2> Knom16: cause Knom17 is still available
[10:53] <FCB1> c0untrygirl17: Your mom is still available
[10:53] <FCB2> Knom16: ...
[10:53] <FCB2> burn22:
[10:53] <FCB1> +SanjarKhan: Boom.
[10:54] <FCB1> c0untrygirl17: What now
[10:54] <FCB2> Knom16: ^
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 21st, 2012, 3:49 am
by David00143
[23:46] <+FCB2> gummybearbuddy: anyone who starts cursing against me
[23:47] <+FCB1_>gummybearbuddy: i will bad-mouth them to other servers
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 25th, 2012, 7:23 pm
by burn22
<Kent> Ninjacat: but classic is meant just for building
<@Ninjacat> So is your face
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 27th, 2012, 1:40 pm
by Ninjacat101
<Evansurya555> i only enjoy the moment when the girl poop....
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 27th, 2012, 1:46 pm
by fiandrarheza
<Fiandra> So
<Fiandra> Whatcha doin
<Evansurya555> having boner browsing scat hentai
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 28th, 2012, 11:28 pm
by Ninjacat101
mr_awesomedude28: ya but it has to be 16 or under
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: September 29th, 2012, 2:23 am
by StainlessBlood
22:20 FCB1 zackarynollie: my saver id is 192.168.1.3:50033

Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 6th, 2012, 4:35 pm
by Kevinsweijen
First CMP quote!
LochieFat: My hole is really big
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 6th, 2012, 5:42 pm
by Ninjacat101
+heyyosup: what happens if we make an end portal?
Ninjacat101: crash the server kent
+heyyosup: this doesn't spawn a portal
+heyyosup: nothing happens with the eyes on it
<Kent> I lied
<Kent> oh shit
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 7th, 2012, 4:53 pm
by Astraues
94ender: GET OFF MAH LAWN
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 8th, 2012, 7:22 pm
by Lim-Dul
I added a few more quotes after going backwards till around page 10 of the thread. It's been a long time since we last did that.
Remember that to get best results we need to have single line quotes (not always but it helps).
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 8th, 2012, 11:55 pm
by Ollieboy
Eh its more than that now. This thread is just about funny quotes, not just for the banner.
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 9th, 2012, 3:49 pm
by Arkaunis
<+FCB> 15BuckeyesFan31299: Fuck you Ollie
<+FCB> 15BuckeyesFan31299: I'll sex you
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 9th, 2012, 4:40 pm
by Lim-Dul
Ollieboy wrote:Eh its more than that now. This thread is just about funny quotes, not just for the banner.
Oh, I realize that. But there are still some contenders for the banner here and there and I just wanted to tell people which quotes might be selected. We only had like 20-30 quotes before I started. Kinda dull. =)
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 14th, 2012, 4:05 am
by McLaughlinKid
Show
11:25 PM <CMB> M1_Abrams: Beard, I wrote that you are my favorite rapper, can you rap?
11:26 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: i can rap on the fly, i just gotta get a li'l high, which ain't so hard, you just gotta try
11:28 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: i prefer haikus, anyway
11:29 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: i can haiku like a motherfucker
11:29 PM <CMB> boblol0909: make a haiku about minecraft
11:31 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: Oh nate you so fine. You so fine you blow mah mind. Get on my level :3
11:31 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: Now THATS a haiku :3
11:32 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: An Eight-Bit Blockhead / Element thinks he's hot shit / He's alright, I guess.....
11:33 PM <CMB> McLaughlinKid: Epic Haiku Battles of History!!
11:33 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: actually, that one kinda sucked
11:33 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: i'm sorry
11:34 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: LOL at Beard's attempt / His haiku barely phased me / He is no master
11:35 PM <CMB> M1_Abrams: start a book about haikus instead
11:35 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: I'm Element, not Shakespeare
11:37 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: Fool, do not challenge / The Beardmaster. Your Haiku / makes me want to cry.
11:38 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: Oh? And what is this? / Is he really doing this? / Fool, you best step down
11:38 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: Or what, son. Will you / embarass yourself further / with your lame retorts?
11:39 PM <k> are we seriously / having a haiku battle? / Bitch please I'm asian
11:39 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: six syllibles
11:39 PM <CMB> boblol0909: k you failed
11:39 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: syllables
11:39 PM <Ollieboy> Lol
11:39 PM <k> I pronounce seriously as seer - us - lee
11:40 PM <k> dunno how you pronounce it
11:40 PM <CMB> boblol0909: Seer ee us ly
11:40 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: Seer - ee - us - lee
11:40 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: "I'm asian" he says / better learn your syllables / if you step to this
11:42 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: Well it would seem that / heyyosup has been beaten. / Good effort there, Kent
11:43 PM <k> Oh fucking engrish / other languages have less shit / I blame dialects
11:43 PM <CMB> boblol0909: 8 syllables
11:43 PM <k> stop pronouncing stuff differently than me
11:44 PM <CMB> boblol0909: lan-gua-ges
11:44 PM <CMB> boblol0909: you dont say that?
11:44 PM <k> no, I speak some weird version of english apparently
11:44 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: I think I'll let Beard / handle this one. He seems good / enough to take you
11:44 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: think english is hard? / Try French: unnecessary / letters out the ass.
11:45 PM <Xesdra> stop speaking in haiku
11:45 PM <CMB> +Element_Equinox: Ewww. Get out Xesnoob. / Nobody really likes you. / Stop killing our fun
11:46 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: Xesdra's gonna hate / he lacks skill, so he bitches / us out. What a tool!
11:46 PM <k> d'accord avec moi / francais n'est pas une probleme / come at me fagets
11:46 PM <Xesdra> dont even know how haiku works
11:46 PM <k> 5 - 7 - 5
11:47 PM <CMB> M1_Abrams: google translator? / it doesn't work very well / learn real french ok?
11:47 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: heh, not bad, K
11:47 PM <CMB> boblol0909: Its a poem xes / with seven in the middle/ five on the outside
11:47 PM <CMB> boblol0909: syllables that is
11:48 PM <k> Implying translate / Us americans have school / My french sucks too much
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 16th, 2012, 5:01 pm
by Xb0x4d4m
<FCB> CreeperTrainer1: ryan go to fluttershy an you'll c me and then f
<FCB> ryan95870: sorry i am french
<FCB> CreeperTrainer1: follow me
<FCB> CreeperTrainer1: le fluttershy le follow le me le to le my le hs
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 17th, 2012, 10:44 am
by Intertoothh
Scoot: honestly, I cant remember all the crap that I've put into fCraft

Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 20th, 2012, 10:56 pm
by Pothus
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 26th, 2012, 9:59 pm
by zenkix
I got this one.
lopeyninja: make more penials!!!!!!!1
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 28th, 2012, 3:24 am
by DreamingInsane
<FCB> ibeawesome64: any1 wanna be my gf
<FCB> nirokid: yes but i am a male 2ibeaawesome
<FCB> +Element_Equinox: I'll do it, but be careful
<FCB> +Element_Equinox: They don't call me Ms. Leading for nothing.
<FCB> ibeawesome64: thats just gay 2 say that bro niro
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 28th, 2012, 10:16 am
by Kevinsweijen
[11:15] <FCB> Arvarna: i want a big one :V
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: October 28th, 2012, 3:56 pm
by DreamingInsane
<FCB> xxxfrankyxxx: who agrees Alstralions were british prisoners
<Kev> Alstralions
<Kev> Best lions
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Posted: November 1st, 2012, 9:50 pm
by hylloch
You guys are such big dicks - Scratattack