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Team BallisticWaffle vs. Team Hithy

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As declared back in 1.7, it's WAR! Since they are usually epic, I'm going to document some of the wars we have. :happycreeper:

BallisticWaffle : Hit-Scrathy
0.5 : 4.5
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I should start taking screenies too, but anyway.

To start off, I scored first blood on Hit on 9/14. Yay! But Hit quickly came back and, when I chickened out and logged off, gave me a pitfall welcome on my return.

9/15, Waffle and I formed a team, and Scrathy and Hit formed their team. After a few minor raids, we had one tie with Hit dead and me dead. Then Hit and Scrathy trampled us four times the rest of the night. :( On the last round, we tried to use TNT behind our door, but it failed and blew up half our house. Then HIT AND SCRATHY BLEW UP THE REST OF THE HOUSE! Team BallisticWaffle will be relocating.

9/18, map reset, but we are well underway with another base

10/5-10/6 WOWIE! After a few weeks of stockpiling, Hit and Scrathy started talking about hittin' the war path again, and boy did we go at it again. Now it's Waffle, Pelv, Dark, Shin, and I all against Hit, and we're still getting whooped, although we are finally managing to kill her a few times :twisted: . I think first blood went to Pelv but correct me if I wrong. After Waffle logged off, Pelv and I scored a few more against Hit, and Hit won quite a few sets of armor from us :x . Also, McLaugh joined Hit's team. Anybody who wants in on the fun, say I!

And that's it so far :twisted: .
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Haha, the last fight was great, you really shouldn't of placed TNT there.
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We shall win! :evil:
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I'm on Hit_Girl's side for this one...
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Hit Girl has earned her reputation as a ninja assassin. Or brutal axe-murderer. Whichever you prefer.
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More like arrow sharp shooter god dam good shot!
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Who knows, maybe this war will spread
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Feel free to post who you support! Even if you're your own team *cough*Dreaming*couch* :pig:
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Armaita chooses to pull a Switzerland atm 8)
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OMG I love Scrathy and Hit_Girl! They are the coolest and I definitely want to side with them! They rock!

no, but seriously, don't kill me Hit...please...I beg of you. i wish more than anything than to die at the hands of you. i have a family
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cdferg wrote:
i have a family
Try ~300 eggs to take care of....
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cdferg wrote:i wish more than anything than to die at the hands of you.
Sending some mixed messages there guy.

Anyway Hit_Girl, I will destroy you and everything you hold dear, for I am
THE ARMY OF SCOTT.
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lucky_pierre wrote:
cdferg wrote:i wish more than anything than to die at the hands of you.
Sending some mixed messages there guy.

Anyway Hit_Girl, I will destroy you and everything you hold dear, for I am
THE ARMY OF SCOTT.
Scott the 3rd reported in sick.

(Also, Wolves are worthless in 1.8. They don't seem to attack according to Hit, Who, Would obviously try to use them. :P)
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I'm not going to use wolves to kill her, I'm just going to avenge the
30-something Scotts she's killed already.
Have no doubt in your mind, Hit, when you least expect it... REVENGE!!!
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In light of this war, i officially declare myself a mercenary. Whoever gives me the most money gets mah services. 8)
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Sure, do you accept iconomy dollars? I don't hold accounts, so I'll have to pay you right now...

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I declare myself neutral in this war, BUT I'm willing to supply both sides with nourishment (MELONS :pig: ) to keep myself at this status.
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JustOnePanda wrote:I declare myself neutral in this war, BUT I'm willing to supply both sides with nourishment (MELONS :pig: ) to keep myself at this status.
Helping a conflict just tends to get you burned. One side will decide that they're better off than the other and take out a balancing factor.

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Then ill just continue paying tribute to the on they call HIT GIRL o.e She keeps killing us but a handful of melons and iron fends her off for another night...
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prototypedesign wrote:
JustOnePanda wrote:I declare myself neutral in this war, BUT I'm willing to supply both sides with nourishment (MELONS :pig: ) to keep myself at this status.
Helping a conflict just tends to get you burned. One side will decide that they're better off than the other and take out a balancing factor.
sez the all famous Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli. Never become neutral in a fight. If anything, make some cash while you're at it. :wink:

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Yea, i'm def. with waffle/M1. Derpnoob incoming!
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I'm going to side with Pemalite. (if he wants)
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1.9 will be in a couple of days, meaning, we being our real war. Prepare to die, half-bloods.
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I may as well go solo! So all you can bring it on!
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Nah bro, England only wins wars because they like to sit back and send Australia in first.
*points to Gallipoli, Turkey*

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That's because we like you! Americans claimed they helped us in WWII but then again, they were a tad late... a few years maybe, and they fought Japan most of the time.

On topic: I'm still going solo
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barrowboyjames wrote:That's because we like you! Americans claimed they helped us in WWII but then again, they were a tad late... a few years maybe, and they fought Japan most of the time.

On topic: I'm still going solo
I had to resist to say something so lets try to keep this thread from getting derailed with political views :3
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KingCrab wrote: I had to resist to say something so lets try to keep this thread from getting derailed with political views :3
Agreed, I don't want this thread getting locked :P

But still I think I may side with Abrams and Waffle, we'll see where this war takes us :cow:
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I would like to wish all u ballistic waffle people good luck. That is because you WILL need it.
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McLaughlinKid wrote:I would like to wish all u ballistic waffle people good luck. That is because you WILL need it.
Oh Damn Your Right With That For Sure. :P

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