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I never did one of these yet so here it is.
I'm SurferdudeX but most people on the server end up calling me smurfer or surferdogsex (dont ask). Im 14 from Cali and going into my first year of high school. On the inside, im crazy obese. I eat like 500 cookies a day but i weigh like 90 pounds . I play water polo for my high school and surf on my free time. I don't have the beta and most likely never will being that I don't have a credit card and the only way to get the game would be using my moms and she thinks that "Notch will hack our accounts and steal all our money and that since the games not complete, he'll never update" :l. Well yeah. kbai

herpderp

Well nice to meet you Rofl Go to MAx and get one of thoes prepaid credit cards they work 2
So you must longboard 2 right?? and you gotta name??

Hoi herpderp

I don't have a name . But no, i longboarding bores me. I shortboard

Oh hey parkour guy

about time you introduced your self smurfer

a fellow polo player i see

jobs: yes i did cause you obviously didnt know me

polak: i are new

Yesss short boarding is RADDDD

Hey smurferdogsex, welcome to the server even though you've been here longer than I

herro smurfer! Welcome to the forums! I know how you feel with the mum thing. I was checking out the webcam on my new comp when my mum walked past and went off at me asking me who could see me. i had to calmly explain to her my computer was not connected to the internet -.-

Hai Smurfer. I swear I saw you on the "Smurfs" movie... Hm.

Xela: Mines worst. Apperently if I use my laptop more than an hour, I'm most likely watching porn -_-.

Dreaming: Wasn't i hot?

You looked like this

I thought i looked alittle more like this but thats just me.

Well I looked like this after the movie.

I started like this: then it became this and then i ended somewhere between and

I started off like then and ended somewhere on the lines of and

It took me on an emotional rollercoaster that only goes downhill.

surferdudeX wrote:It took me on an emotional rollercoaster that only goes downhill.

Well obviously. You were painted blue.

...true BUT i had an excuse to sing this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

Lol

surferdudeX wrote:...true BUT i had an excuse to sing this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

Omg yes.

i just went to six flags for the last few days and apperently their sponsered by The Smurfs. Every corner there was a poster and every 10 minutes or so they would play the commercial -_-. I must've heard the word smurf like 1000 times.

surferdudeX wrote:i just went to six flags for the last few days and apperently their sponsered by The Smurfs. Every corner there was a poster and every 10 minutes or so they would play the commercial -_-. I must've heard the word smurf like 1000 times.

smurferdudex

*smurferdogsex

surferdudeX wrote:It took me on an emotional rollercoaster that only goes downhill.

That's the quote of the week.

I just want to say hello and drop a sugarcube on Dreamings head - enjoy your meal!