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Shit, just when we thought we'd got lucky and Graphic had forgotten to hack the server.
fCraft is coming to an end yet again! May Talos have mercy on our souls.
fCraft is coming to an end yet again! May Talos have mercy on our souls.
We do what we must, because we can.
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<15:33> fred863c: I GO FOR THIS ULGY SERVER ALL FREFIN MY THINGS
"I sweat profusely, awaited the dread moment
each tick of the clock tenses my muscles that much more, every minute making more
hairs stand on end
--------------Death.
Death in the form of a single sheet of paper."
each tick of the clock tenses my muscles that much more, every minute making more
hairs stand on end
--------------Death.
Death in the form of a single sheet of paper."
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Great work, king 54+ more to go
@Darklight: the quote you put of me saying I'm a cancer doesn't really make any sense on it's own because I was replying to frost when he said something like "I BET U ALL HAVE CANCER"
...This is what happens when I try talking past 1A.M.
Edit: an actual quote on request of panda
@Darklight: the quote you put of me saying I'm a cancer doesn't really make any sense on it's own because I was replying to frost when he said something like "I BET U ALL HAVE CANCER"
...This is what happens when I try talking past 1A.M.
Edit: an actual quote on request of panda
orangyw wrote:i am naked
200419110 wrote:ohmyfuckingod im one person chill your tits
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Yes, this!ABadAnimator wrote:Edit: an actual quote on request of pandaorangyw wrote:i am naked
Edit:
Pavoneo wrote:I want to be the reason why all Lesbians hate dick.
"a person's dream are meant to be fulfilled not crushed and these words I am typing from the 3DS are from my heart"
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<NuclearWaffle121> Well, flaunting it is one thing
<NuclearWaffle121> Slapping it around in peoples' faces is another
<NuclearWaffle121> Slapping it around in peoples' faces is another
["hip","hip"]
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sple5598 wrote:to be a flying giant dildo is like being a dinosaur
<dxgxl16> we got strippers
<SMB> Allisss: in the butt
<SMB> Allisss: in the butt
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p4n3m1p4m1a3: I don't need power to have power.
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A cute troll fledgeling in action trying to get his irrelevant points across after being demoted. Apparently he'll have the last laugh, and here is his explanation on how.
p4n3m1p4m1a3: Server age increases --> Computer hardware becomes more costly --> people move on from server --> Server no longer operates
We've got the third coming of fCraft's downfall:p4n3m1p4m1a3: but I found out a leaf landing on someones car can cause a car-accident
p4n3m1p4m1a3: I hack but I don't hack illegally.
We do what we must, because we can.
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I went back through the entire conversation where Helio_ got those quotes from and decided it needed to be posted somewhere. So rather than bring back the memorable experiences thread, I'll just put the conversation here. Because as trolly as it was, and it got bad, it had more amazing quotes then I know what to do with.
For those too lazy to read all of that, I'll summarize what happened; He got builder, kicked a guest like an hour or so later, then told helio to demote him. So he was demoted, then made a little protest against building. After that failed, he started trying to figure out ways to force us to repromote him (building something so good we just had to promote him). Needless to say, it failed. Then he almost started pulling a Graphics and talking about hacking, but then somehow he shifted topics to genetic serums and making himself look different. Then he went on further to try and explain genetics to us when Helio muted him for 2 weeks. After pleading in staff chat to let this run its course, I unmuted him (with his permission) and waited to see what would happen. He started right back up on genetics for a bit, then had another random shift where he claimed he was an electrician, an engineer, a mathematician, a physicist, and a cryptographer, and how he designed tunnels of some sort. Then he shifted again to functions of some kind, where I just decided to freeze him and ask wtf he was talking about. He tried to make connections of his random thoughts and explain how everything was related in his mind, and after a while, he claimed he could predict the future with these suggestions. I unfroze him, trolled for a bit longer, then found out he was on medication and wasn't actually insane (go figure ). Then scrathy banned him, and him and hafnium got onto us about trolling.
Greatest conversation with a guest I have ever had.
[23:16] * FCB2 * orangyvv* was kicked by p4n3m1p4m1a3 Reason: Stop griefing
[23:16] <FCB2> Darklight67: oi
[23:16] <bluehulk4> o.o
[23:16] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: ummmm
[23:16] <FCB2> Darklight67: wtf was that
[23:16] <FCB2> HeroSqaud90: thx for kicking
[23:16] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: np
[23:16] <FCB2> Helio_: p4m3. don't kick guests when higher ranks are on.
[23:16] <FCB1> Darklight67: no, no thanks for kicking.
[23:16] <FCB1> Darklight67: Dont do that again
[23:16] <FCB1> Helio_: Take this as your first warning.
[23:16] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Demote me then.
[23:16] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: O_o
[23:16] <bluehulk4> Wow
[23:16] <FCB1> Helio_: Alright.
[23:16] <FCB2> fiandra: ._.
[23:16] <FCB2> Arvarna: did he just offer?
[23:17] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: You want poker face you can have a poker face.
[23:17] * FCB1 * p4n3m1p4m1a3 was Demoted from builder to guest by Helio_ Reason: Abuse.
[23:17] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Abuse is not a vaild reason.
[23:17] <FCB2> Helio_: Keep talking like that, and you'll be banned/.
[23:17] <FCB1> Darklight67: Yeah it is
[23:17] <FCB2> +Scrathy: In our rule book, it is abuse
[23:17] <bluehulk4> Not a valid reason? LOL yeah it is
[23:17] <theytookourjobs> actually, it is
[23:17] <FCB2> Helio_: That's one hell of a reason to demote you.
[23:18] <FCB2> Helio_: You abused your commands, when told in school upon promotion to NOT kick when higher ranks are present.
[23:18] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I will not build now.
[23:18] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: Great.
[23:18] <FCB2> +Scrathy: Fine with us
[23:18] * FCB1 *p4n3m1p4m1a3 Stands here with arms crossed
[23:18] <FCB1> Helio_: Based on your attitude, I wouldn't even bother appealing.
[23:18] <bluehulk4> LOL
[23:18] <theytookourjobs> oh noes
[23:18] <theytookourjobs> drama
[23:18] <FCB1> Helio_: Chances are I wouldn't accept it anyways.
[23:18] <FCB2> Darklight67: whats more... you kicked him from builder107...
[23:18] <bluehulk4> Oh shit guys, he's got his arms crossed
[23:19] <theytookourjobs> shits goin' down
[23:19] <FCB2> Helio_: The nerve.
[23:20] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Oh well *shrugs*
[23:23] * FCB2 *p4n3m1p4m1a3 laughs
[23:24] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I am deeply amused admins
[23:24] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I really am.
[23:24] <FCB1> Helio_: That's great, keep talking.
He stays quiet for a while, then he starts getting weird...
[23:32] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I'll have the last laugh ImSpetz
[23:33] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Believe me I'll have the last laugh
[23:33] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: k...
[23:33] <theytookourjobs> lol
[23:33] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: I don't believe you.
[23:33] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: And what about building a build so good
[23:33] <FCB2> Helio_: Watch out, he may pull a Graphics.
[23:33] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: that you have no choice but to promote?
[23:33] <theytookourjobs> oh no!
[23:34] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: LOL
[23:34] <theytookourjobs> not a grapics D=
[23:34] <FCB1> Helio_: We always have a choice.
[23:34] <bluehulk4> This could get serious
[23:34] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: No one has to promote you.
[23:34] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Oh well too bad.
[23:35] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I don't need power to have power.
[23:35] <FCB2> Helio_: It's too bad, perhaps stop being a dick.
[23:35] <FCB2> Helio_: And we'll see what happens.
[23:35] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Keep the promotion I don't want it I don't need it
[23:35] <FCB2> Helio_: But as it stands, you're slowly inching your way towards a ban.
[23:35] <bluehulk4> Want a ban though? thats what it can lead to
[23:36] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Ah
[23:36] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: But
[23:36] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: If I did do that
[23:36] <theytookourjobs> i have a solution
[23:36] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: then informed other people of what you did
[23:36] <theytookourjobs> mute
[23:36] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ?
[23:36] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: What would happen?
[23:36] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: NOthing.
[23:36] <NuclearWaffle121> That's just not how getting repromoted works
[23:36] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: This shit HAPPENS EVERYDAY
[23:36] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: You sure about that?
[23:36] <bluehulk4> You would sound like a whining guest
[23:36] <FCB1> Helio_: Informed other people of what? That you abused your commands, we warned you.
[23:36] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: You think your the only one?
[23:36] <ABadAnimator> I don't think anyone else would care to much, to be honest. No offence
[23:36] <FCB2> Helio_: And instead of heeding this warning, you decided to basically give us a "Fuck you"?
[23:37] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Helio_ it doesn't matter to me.
[23:37] <FCB1> Helio_: Don't worry, let the entire community know. We've got logs to back everything up, everything you say is being recorded.
[23:37] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I've already had the last laugh.
[23:37] <bluehulk4> Orly?
[23:37] <NuclearWaffle121> The last laugh in what way?
[23:37] <theytookourjobs> how so?
[23:37] <FCB2> +Scrathy: I am inhaling nitrous oxide p4n3m
[23:37] <FCB2> +Scrathy: So I am still laughing
[23:37] <FCB2> Helio_: I'm glad you have, because frankly I couln't give a flying shit.
[23:38] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: What a waste of time.
[23:38] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Server age increases --> Computer hardware becomes
[23:38] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: more costly --> people move on from server
[23:38] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: --> Server no longer operates
At this point, a builder kicks him, which is one of the most ironic events I've seen in a long time.
[23:39] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Everything comes to an end
[23:39] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: eventually you will move on from minecraft.
[23:39] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: And so will I.
[23:40] <theytookourjobs> ok...
[23:40] <NuclearWaffle121> And how will you get the last laugh from that?
[23:40] <FCB1> fiandra: p4n31p4m1a3, you sound like Graphic.
[23:40] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: All the patterns are there.
[23:40] <bluehulk4> p4n3, the last guy who did shit like this promised to hack us so if you want to hack us please dont forget XD
[23:40] <theytookourjobs> and in what way does that include you?
[23:40] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I hack but I don't hack illegally.
[23:40] <bluehulk4> LOL
[23:40] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: OLLOLOL
[23:40] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I *Hack* improve code
[23:40] <FCB2> Helio_: Right right, were the hell are you going with this?
[23:41] <N8G> Lololololol
[23:41] <bluehulk4> I wonder why that is called coding not hacking p4n3?
[23:41] <N8G> Do you have a day and time you'd like to hack us?
[23:41] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: Omg
[23:41] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: Plz dont hack me
[23:41] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: Going as my sig
[23:41] <theytookourjobs> oh no polak gonna get haxed
[23:41] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: "I hack but i don't hack illegaly."
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Helio_ if I have to inject genetic alteration
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: serem into me to change me from dieing
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I guess I will.
[23:42] <bluehulk4> Thats going in mah signiture now! lol
[23:42] <FCB1> fiandra: That's gonna be my sig
[23:42] <FCB2> fiandra: dibs
[23:42] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ^ Not trolling I am serious about doing something
[23:42] <FCB2> Helio_: What? lol
[23:42] <NuclearWaffle121> I don't even know where this is going now
[23:42] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: my pin is 4587546985 dont hack me
[23:42] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: hat
[23:42] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: that*
[23:42] <FCB2> Goliath79: lol
[23:42] <N8G> What the fuck are you on dude?
[23:42] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: LOl
[23:42] <bluehulk4> XD
[23:42] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Genetic syrem?
[23:42] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Life N8G
[23:42] <FCB1> Helio_: p4, what the fuck are we even going on about?
[23:42] <FCB2> +Scrathy: How does this genetic syrem work?
[23:42] <bluehulk4> This is fun
[23:42] <FCB2> Arvarna: how did this even start?
[23:42] <FCB2> fiandra: you can't even spell serum
[23:42] <FCB2> Helio_: You went from last laughs to genetic alteration. Lmao.
[23:42] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: The theory is to improve the usage of ATP
[23:43] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: wtf is atp...
[23:43] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Therefore improving the cellular processes
[23:43] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: but...
[23:43] <FCB1> fiandra: That's only a theory
[23:43] <FCB2> +Scrathy: You dont improve atp, you change how atp is formated
[23:43] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: theres a problem I came up into
[23:43] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Im lost.
[23:43] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: which is.... rapid aging.
[23:43] <FCB2> +Scrathy: Atp is the 3 common materials that make up our dna
[23:43] <NuclearWaffle121> what.
[23:43] <theytookourjobs> so now your suddenly a scientist?
[23:43] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ATP - is Adenosine Triphosphate
[23:43] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Or energy the cells uses
[23:43] <theytookourjobs> went from builder to guest to scientist
[23:43] <FCB2> fiandra: Wait ! he is going to finish it !
[23:44] <FCB1> fiandra:
[23:44] <FCB1> +Scrathy: 14 days, pow right in the kisser
Here he gets a little mute (2 weeks long), and me and a few others want to finish this off for good. It probably should have ended there, but this troll was interesting.
[23:45] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Promise to be good?
[23:45] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ok.
[23:46] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Good.
[23:46] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ./deafens himself
[23:46] <FCB1> Helio_: We actually got a willingness to comply from him.
[23:46] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Nope it is now done
[23:46] <FCB1> Helio_: Amazing.
[23:46] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Was that really worth saying something about?
[23:46] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I was only saying improving the usage of ATP.
[23:46] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: But the faster energy is used
[23:47] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: the faster you age.
[23:47] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Orly.
[23:47] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Make the server age faster
[23:47] <FCB2> xN8Gx: ATP =/= genetic engineering
[23:47] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: not true
[23:47] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: people with high metabolic rates
[23:47] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: It needs to stop being a virgin
[23:47] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: age faster.
[23:47] <FCB1> Arvarna: how did this turn into a debate on cellular efficiency?
[23:47] <FCB2> xN8Gx: People who smoke age faster as well
[23:47] <theytookourjobs> no idea...
[23:47] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Should we blame atp as well?
[23:47] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Because of cellular degeneration
[23:47] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Cells are damaged and repaired
[23:47] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Let's all smoke weed
[23:47] <FCB1> xN8Gx: ^^^^^
[23:47] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: also DNA has specialised segments
[23:47] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: ^^^^^^^^^
[23:48] <bluehulk4> ^^^^^^^
[23:48] <FCB2> fiandra: ^^^^
[23:48] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ./ which repair-semi-damaged DNA
[23:48] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: but repeated unzipping/zipping
[23:48] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Do you even know what the point of DNA is?
[23:48] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: which is the reading/writting of DNA
[23:48] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Do you even know what DNA is used to produce?
[23:48] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Actually that's tooo simplified.
[23:49] <FCB1> bigman46: babies!!!!!!!
[23:49] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: The server's DNA is like weed, the more you smoke it, the more scientists come as guests
[23:49] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: DNA is 1 component is cellular systems.
[23:49] <bluehulk4> lol
[23:49] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: I sometimes zip my fly on my balls. does that make me able to vote.
[23:49] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: It's Science
[23:49] <FCB2> fiandra: lol
[23:49] <FCB1> bigman46: lol
[23:49] <NuclearWaffle121> I had no idea you could smoke DNA
[23:49] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Sometimes i put a kleenex on my dick and pretend it's a ghost.
[23:49] <bluehulk4> Interesting.
[23:49] <FCB1> fiandra: lol
[23:50] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: How many of you spend
[23:50] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: your time working out problems?
[23:50] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I spend my time studying genetic issues/
[23:50] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: We're saving the moon
[23:50] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: enhancement?
[23:50] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I also study electricity,engineering,
[23:50] <FCB1> xN8Gx: We're solving lunar related issues.
[23:50] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: mathematics,chemistry on my own.
[23:50] <theytookourjobs> yup
[23:50] <theytookourjobs> fcraft space program
[23:50] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: does that comewith a toy?
[23:50] <FCB1> Arvarna: so basically, you're in highschool bro?
[23:51] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I study cryptography as well
[23:51] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: does your phd come with the happymeal?
[23:51] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I came up with some stupid idea
[23:51] <bluehulk4> XD
[23:51] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: When i grow up, i want be a retarded.
[23:51] <bluehulk4> lol
[23:51] <FCB1> Arvarna: ^
[23:51] <theytookourjobs> mine did polak...
[23:51] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I called a layered-ciphertrap
[23:51] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Basically imagine a steel cable
[23:51] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: he core hard material
[23:51] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: and the outter fibres
[23:51] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: my theory was to create a Encrypted tunnel
[23:52] <bluehulk4> He got scapeal for his happymeal toy and said Mummy I wanna be a scientist!
[23:52] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: using a hash algorithm to detect
[23:52] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: tampering but.
[23:52] <FCB2> fiandra: It's just theories
[23:52] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You make all of 0 sense
[23:52] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: The problem inside is that when the encrypted
[23:52] <FCB2> Helio_: I'm just going to stare blankly at the school and drool as my brain tries to load on how we got to this subject, from you rambling about your last laugh.
[23:52] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: tunnel is tampered with it's a trap.
[23:52] <FCB2> Helio_: screen*
[23:52] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Is it a trap or a tarp?
[23:52] <FCB2> Helio_: Did I say school, brain is buffering still.
[23:52] <theytookourjobs> and now he is a engineer
[23:52] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: It's a tarp
[23:52] <FCB2> xN8Gx: He's also a cryptographer
[23:52] <NuclearWaffle121> Helio, it'll stay that way for the next three hours
[23:52] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: P4n. I think the solution to your problems is cats.
[23:52] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: No
[23:52] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Yes.
[23:53] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Are you chemist?
[23:53] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: It's an encrypted tunnel but it's not the tunnel
[23:53] <FCB2> +Scrathy: cats
[23:53] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Hiding the real tunner amoung a set of numerical
[23:53] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: numbers.
[23:53] <FCB2> Arvarna: now you're just trolling me
[23:53] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: tunnel*
[23:53] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: tunnels can be encrypted?
[23:53] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: Is that the how the Mexicans got into the US of A?
[23:53] <FCB2> Helio_: Lol.
[23:53] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: If i zip the tip of my penis, will i get a GOP shot at president?
[23:54] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Encrypted tunnel an analoge for encrypted connecti
[23:54] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: connection
[23:54] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: So It's like the wall of China
[23:54] <theytookourjobs> ah how nice we have a engineer-crypotgrapher-scientist guset
[23:54] <FCB2> xN8Gx: So guys there seems to be like a lack of trees
[23:54] <theytookourjobs> guest*
[23:54] <FCB2> Helio_: If I kill time, will it make me immortal?
[23:54] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I am not a scientist
[23:54] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: although I am obsessed with science
[23:54] <FCB1> xN8Gx: So wait one second...
[23:54] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: SCIENCE!
[23:54] <ABadAnimator> did you know in third world countries, there is a huge decline of segways?
[23:54] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: are you a physcists
[23:55] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: I love physics
[23:55] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: P4n do you believe in God.
[23:55] <ABadAnimator> I love psychics, dreaming!
[23:55] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You're a chemist, an engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist. But you're not a scientist?
[23:55] <predator2x> p4n3m1p4m1a3 do you mean: specific causal algorithms, lining up with the modular sequence synthesis?
[23:55] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: see what i did there.... switching topics...
[23:55] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: f(x) = 5x^2 / 4/x + 1 + x^3
[23:55] <theytookourjobs> ye yes numbers
[23:55] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: No
[23:55] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Functions.
[23:55] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: so do you believe in god?
[23:55] <theytookourjobs> 4958 % 630855 i can do it too!
[23:55] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Duh.
[23:55] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: x is a placeholder.
[23:55] <bluehulk4> Agreed I was thinking the same thing theytook
[23:55] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: x is a functions input point.
[23:55] <bluehulk4> Yay science!
[23:56] <FCB2> xN8Gx: What the fuck are you talking about?
[23:56] <theytookourjobs> hooray!
[23:56] <FCB2> Helio_: What would happen if it were possible to divide by zero?
[23:56] <FCB1> Helio_: :3
[23:56] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: If Jon had 2 apples, and Kim ate one What is the sun's surface area?
[23:56] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: xN8Gx mathematical functions
[23:56] <NuclearWaffle121> No spets
[23:56] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: precursor to calculus
[23:56] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You were talking about tunnels earlier
[23:56] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: I thought we were talking about space
[23:56] <bluehulk4> Helio, I would be really confused
[23:56] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Then you were talking about cells before that
[23:56] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Now you're talking about functions
[23:56] <NuclearWaffle121> If Jon had 5 apples, then ate 3 apples, calculate the mass of the sun
[23:56] <FCB1> xN8Gx: What the fuck are you on about dude.
[23:56] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Too difficult to organise for you?
[23:56] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: Yea i tried to change it up waffle
[23:56] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: I show you my though pattern when someone
[23:56] <theytookourjobs> how did it go from a demotion.....to this
[23:57] <FCB1> xN8Gx: A college professor couldn't organize this.
[23:57] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: says something that is related to what I am thinki
[23:57] <predator2x> scientrollogy
[23:57] <FCB1> xN8Gx: It's completely unrelated bullshit
[23:57] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: I change what I am talking about
[23:57] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: xN8Gx
[23:57] <FCB2> xN8Gx: No shit you do.
[23:57] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Nothing is unrelated.
[23:57] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Are you a therapist
[23:57] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Everything. You are saying. Is completely unrelated.
[23:57] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: I need one
[23:57] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Watch this
[23:57] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: I still need to find tip of my penis. Can you help me we can be like dora. i'll be boots and you can be dora. Dreaming can be swiper and i just shat my pants.
[23:57] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Who wants a brain frying????
[23:58] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Mathematics is related to chemistry because
[23:58] <FCB2> +Scrathy: I have no brain
[23:58] <NuclearWaffle121> Brain frying, with multiple question marks? I'm in!
[23:58] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: mathematics is used in chemistry
[23:58] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: for numerical calculations relating to measurement
[23:58] <theytookourjobs> yes
[23:58] <FCB1> xN8Gx: So what is the fucking point in talking about all this?
[23:58] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: also chemistry is related to organic chemistry.
[23:58] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Do we look like we give 3/4 of a fuck?
[23:58] <FCB2> Helio_: Yes, what the hell is the object of your discussion?
[23:58] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: math=chem=phy=psych=socail=wtf is your point?
[23:59] <FCB2> xN8Gx: What are you trying to accomplish
[23:59] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Indeed Polak
[23:59] <ABadAnimator> math related to chemistry? sure. But what does this have to do with you being demoted and making our server costs increase?
[23:59] <theytookourjobs> yes
[23:59] <theytookourjobs> very much so abad
[23:59] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: I understand connections not many people know abou
[23:59] <NuclearWaffle121> Because server costs use money, and that's numbers, and that's math
[23:59] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: I've even tried looking around at observations
[23:59] <theytookourjobs> though a very complex and over complicated scheme to get the last laugh
[23:59] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: So your like google?
[23:59] <FCB1> xN8Gx: What is the point of this
[23:59] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: of unrelated events trying to dedude patterns.
[23:59] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: For predicting time...
[23:59] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: i got it
[23:59] <FCB2> xN8Gx: What are you trying to accomplish
[23:59] <bluehulk4> OMG einstein? in.. a recreation?
[00:00] <FCB2> Helio_: Fucking awesome, still don't understand your point in all of this.
[00:00] <FCB2> Helio_: Enlighten us.
[00:00] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: p4n is trying to make himself a builder again?
[00:00] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Can you predict the future? Will I be bald when I grow up
[00:00] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: xN8Gx
[00:00] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: the patterns are dense and hidden
[00:00] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Will third world countries ever get segways?
[00:00] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: but I found out a leaf landing on someones car
[00:00] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: can cause a car-accident
[00:00] <NuclearWaffle121> Oh okay then
[00:01] <theytookourjobs> he's been playing with it in the parking lot outside of wall-mart
[00:01] <NuclearWaffle121> Also, N8 will never be bald
[00:01] <NuclearWaffle121> Not with hair like that
[00:01] <FCB2> xN8Gx: I don't want to ban this guy.
[00:01] <FCB2> xN8Gx: I like him
[00:01] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Arvarna I am just extremely eccentric.
[00:01] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You're fucking crazy and a troll
[00:01] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: a retarded
[00:01] <FCB2> xN8Gx: But dammit I'm amused.
[00:01] <FCB2> Helio_: I also discovered that a feather landing on the top of your head could cause serious head trauma, resulting in an instantaneous death,
[00:01] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Crazy is always a precursor to genius
[00:02] <theytookourjobs> helio you genius
[00:02] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: this is better than my tail porn!
[00:02] <FCB2> Goliath79: lol
[00:02] <bluehulk4> Nearly
[00:02] <NuclearWaffle121> lol
[00:02] <predator2x> great discovery helio_ !
[00:02] <FCB1> xN8Gx: How old are you?
[00:02] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: How old are you/
[00:02] <FCB1> Goliath79: p4n...they have medication for your problem
[00:02] <FCB2> Helio_: I know right, revolutionized the way we see feathers forever.
[00:02] <theytookourjobs> they have institutions aswell
[00:02] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I am on medication.
[00:02] <theytookourjobs> insane asylums
[00:02] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I'm not insane.
[00:02] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You clearly don't understand insanity
[00:02] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: p4 what is 2+2=?
[00:03] <theytookourjobs> yes yes your not insane
[00:03] * FCB1 * p4n3m1p4m1a3* was banned by +Scrathy Reason: Abuse, trolling, good bye.
[00:03] * FCB2 * p4n3m1p4m1a3* left the server (Ban)
D'awww. Mercy ban. But I suppose we weren't gonna get much better then that clusterfuck of information. So points to scrathy for the well-timed ban
[00:03] <FCB2> +Scrathy: Enough of that
[00:03] <theytookourjobs> you are just the worlds smartest guest
[00:03] <FCB1> Goliath79: and that eneds that
[00:03] <NuclearWaffle121> Now I can finally say
[00:03] <NuclearWaffle121> LOLOLOL
[00:03] <FCB1> fiandra: The world's smartest guest
[00:03] <FCB1> Helio_: Well, that was fun.
[00:03] <bluehulk4> Oh god I just busted 1+1 polak this is hard
[00:03] <hafnium> I'm hafnium and I approve this mercy banning.
[00:03] <theytookourjobs> his last words " i am not insane"
[00:03] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Damn
[00:03] <NuclearWaffle121> That was just too funny
[00:03] <hafnium> :B
[00:03] <FCB1> xN8Gx: I'm xn8gx. I was trying to get another hack threat out of
[00:03] <FCB2> +Scrathy: I am very dissapointed in everyone. You are ops+ of this server, you should have more respect.
[00:03] <FCB1> xN8Gx: him*
[00:04] <FCB2> xN8Gx: My bad scrathy :/
[00:04] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: Yah^
[00:05] <FCB1> Helio_: :l
[00:05] <FCB2> xN8Gx: We probably should have either banned him or muted him
[00:05] <FCB1> +Scrathy: I will want a 100 word apology by tommorow
[00:05] <hafnium> 100 words?
[00:05] <hafnium> PAGES
[00:05] <bluehulk4> XD
[00:05] <FCB2> +Scrathy: Done
[00:05] <theytookourjobs> D=
[00:05] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Pages?
[00:05] <FCB1> +Scrathy: Get to work
[00:05] <FCB2> xN8Gx: BOOKS
[00:05] <hafnium> I want an apologetic dissertation.
[00:05] <hafnium> Fuck that, I want a BOOK
[00:05] * FCB1 * ninjacamifuego left the server (ClientQuit)[00:05] <hafnium> A whole book
[00:05] * theytookourjobs whispers to n8, skip tomorrow
[00:05] <FCB1> xN8Gx: I'll give you a comic book.
[23:16] <FCB2> Darklight67: oi
[23:16] <bluehulk4> o.o
[23:16] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: ummmm
[23:16] <FCB2> Darklight67: wtf was that
[23:16] <FCB2> HeroSqaud90: thx for kicking
[23:16] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: np
[23:16] <FCB2> Helio_: p4m3. don't kick guests when higher ranks are on.
[23:16] <FCB1> Darklight67: no, no thanks for kicking.
[23:16] <FCB1> Darklight67: Dont do that again
[23:16] <FCB1> Helio_: Take this as your first warning.
[23:16] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Demote me then.
[23:16] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: O_o
[23:16] <bluehulk4> Wow
[23:16] <FCB1> Helio_: Alright.
[23:16] <FCB2> fiandra: ._.
[23:16] <FCB2> Arvarna: did he just offer?
[23:17] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: You want poker face you can have a poker face.
[23:17] * FCB1 * p4n3m1p4m1a3 was Demoted from builder to guest by Helio_ Reason: Abuse.
[23:17] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Abuse is not a vaild reason.
[23:17] <FCB2> Helio_: Keep talking like that, and you'll be banned/.
[23:17] <FCB1> Darklight67: Yeah it is
[23:17] <FCB2> +Scrathy: In our rule book, it is abuse
[23:17] <bluehulk4> Not a valid reason? LOL yeah it is
[23:17] <theytookourjobs> actually, it is
[23:17] <FCB2> Helio_: That's one hell of a reason to demote you.
[23:18] <FCB2> Helio_: You abused your commands, when told in school upon promotion to NOT kick when higher ranks are present.
[23:18] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I will not build now.
[23:18] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: Great.
[23:18] <FCB2> +Scrathy: Fine with us
[23:18] * FCB1 *p4n3m1p4m1a3 Stands here with arms crossed
[23:18] <FCB1> Helio_: Based on your attitude, I wouldn't even bother appealing.
[23:18] <bluehulk4> LOL
[23:18] <theytookourjobs> oh noes
[23:18] <theytookourjobs> drama
[23:18] <FCB1> Helio_: Chances are I wouldn't accept it anyways.
[23:18] <FCB2> Darklight67: whats more... you kicked him from builder107...
[23:18] <bluehulk4> Oh shit guys, he's got his arms crossed
[23:19] <theytookourjobs> shits goin' down
[23:19] <FCB2> Helio_: The nerve.
[23:20] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Oh well *shrugs*
[23:23] * FCB2 *p4n3m1p4m1a3 laughs
[23:24] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I am deeply amused admins
[23:24] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I really am.
[23:24] <FCB1> Helio_: That's great, keep talking.
He stays quiet for a while, then he starts getting weird...
[23:32] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I'll have the last laugh ImSpetz
[23:33] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Believe me I'll have the last laugh
[23:33] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: k...
[23:33] <theytookourjobs> lol
[23:33] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: I don't believe you.
[23:33] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: And what about building a build so good
[23:33] <FCB2> Helio_: Watch out, he may pull a Graphics.
[23:33] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: that you have no choice but to promote?
[23:33] <theytookourjobs> oh no!
[23:34] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: LOL
[23:34] <theytookourjobs> not a grapics D=
[23:34] <FCB1> Helio_: We always have a choice.
[23:34] <bluehulk4> This could get serious
[23:34] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: No one has to promote you.
[23:34] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Oh well too bad.
[23:35] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I don't need power to have power.
[23:35] <FCB2> Helio_: It's too bad, perhaps stop being a dick.
[23:35] <FCB2> Helio_: And we'll see what happens.
[23:35] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Keep the promotion I don't want it I don't need it
[23:35] <FCB2> Helio_: But as it stands, you're slowly inching your way towards a ban.
[23:35] <bluehulk4> Want a ban though? thats what it can lead to
[23:36] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Ah
[23:36] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: But
[23:36] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: If I did do that
[23:36] <theytookourjobs> i have a solution
[23:36] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: then informed other people of what you did
[23:36] <theytookourjobs> mute
[23:36] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ?
[23:36] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: What would happen?
[23:36] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: NOthing.
[23:36] <NuclearWaffle121> That's just not how getting repromoted works
[23:36] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: This shit HAPPENS EVERYDAY
[23:36] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: You sure about that?
[23:36] <bluehulk4> You would sound like a whining guest
[23:36] <FCB1> Helio_: Informed other people of what? That you abused your commands, we warned you.
[23:36] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: You think your the only one?
[23:36] <ABadAnimator> I don't think anyone else would care to much, to be honest. No offence
[23:36] <FCB2> Helio_: And instead of heeding this warning, you decided to basically give us a "Fuck you"?
[23:37] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Helio_ it doesn't matter to me.
[23:37] <FCB1> Helio_: Don't worry, let the entire community know. We've got logs to back everything up, everything you say is being recorded.
[23:37] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I've already had the last laugh.
[23:37] <bluehulk4> Orly?
[23:37] <NuclearWaffle121> The last laugh in what way?
[23:37] <theytookourjobs> how so?
[23:37] <FCB2> +Scrathy: I am inhaling nitrous oxide p4n3m
[23:37] <FCB2> +Scrathy: So I am still laughing
[23:37] <FCB2> Helio_: I'm glad you have, because frankly I couln't give a flying shit.
[23:38] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: What a waste of time.
[23:38] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Server age increases --> Computer hardware becomes
[23:38] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: more costly --> people move on from server
[23:38] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: --> Server no longer operates
At this point, a builder kicks him, which is one of the most ironic events I've seen in a long time.
[23:39] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Everything comes to an end
[23:39] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: eventually you will move on from minecraft.
[23:39] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: And so will I.
[23:40] <theytookourjobs> ok...
[23:40] <NuclearWaffle121> And how will you get the last laugh from that?
[23:40] <FCB1> fiandra: p4n31p4m1a3, you sound like Graphic.
[23:40] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: All the patterns are there.
[23:40] <bluehulk4> p4n3, the last guy who did shit like this promised to hack us so if you want to hack us please dont forget XD
[23:40] <theytookourjobs> and in what way does that include you?
[23:40] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I hack but I don't hack illegally.
[23:40] <bluehulk4> LOL
[23:40] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: OLLOLOL
[23:40] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I *Hack* improve code
[23:40] <FCB2> Helio_: Right right, were the hell are you going with this?
[23:41] <N8G> Lololololol
[23:41] <bluehulk4> I wonder why that is called coding not hacking p4n3?
[23:41] <N8G> Do you have a day and time you'd like to hack us?
[23:41] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: Omg
[23:41] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: Plz dont hack me
[23:41] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: Going as my sig
[23:41] <theytookourjobs> oh no polak gonna get haxed
[23:41] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: "I hack but i don't hack illegaly."
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Helio_ if I have to inject genetic alteration
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: serem into me to change me from dieing
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I guess I will.
[23:42] <bluehulk4> Thats going in mah signiture now! lol
[23:42] <FCB1> fiandra: That's gonna be my sig
[23:42] <FCB2> fiandra: dibs
[23:42] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ^ Not trolling I am serious about doing something
[23:42] <FCB2> Helio_: What? lol
[23:42] <NuclearWaffle121> I don't even know where this is going now
[23:42] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: my pin is 4587546985 dont hack me
[23:42] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: hat
[23:42] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: that*
[23:42] <FCB2> Goliath79: lol
[23:42] <N8G> What the fuck are you on dude?
[23:42] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: LOl
[23:42] <bluehulk4> XD
[23:42] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Genetic syrem?
[23:42] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Life N8G
[23:42] <FCB1> Helio_: p4, what the fuck are we even going on about?
[23:42] <FCB2> +Scrathy: How does this genetic syrem work?
[23:42] <bluehulk4> This is fun
[23:42] <FCB2> Arvarna: how did this even start?
[23:42] <FCB2> fiandra: you can't even spell serum
[23:42] <FCB2> Helio_: You went from last laughs to genetic alteration. Lmao.
[23:42] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: The theory is to improve the usage of ATP
[23:43] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: wtf is atp...
[23:43] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Therefore improving the cellular processes
[23:43] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: but...
[23:43] <FCB1> fiandra: That's only a theory
[23:43] <FCB2> +Scrathy: You dont improve atp, you change how atp is formated
[23:43] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: theres a problem I came up into
[23:43] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Im lost.
[23:43] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: which is.... rapid aging.
[23:43] <FCB2> +Scrathy: Atp is the 3 common materials that make up our dna
[23:43] <NuclearWaffle121> what.
[23:43] <theytookourjobs> so now your suddenly a scientist?
[23:43] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ATP - is Adenosine Triphosphate
[23:43] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Or energy the cells uses
[23:43] <theytookourjobs> went from builder to guest to scientist
[23:43] <FCB2> fiandra: Wait ! he is going to finish it !
[23:44] <FCB1> fiandra:
[23:44] <FCB1> +Scrathy: 14 days, pow right in the kisser
Here he gets a little mute (2 weeks long), and me and a few others want to finish this off for good. It probably should have ended there, but this troll was interesting.
[23:45] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Promise to be good?
[23:45] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ok.
[23:46] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Good.
[23:46] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ./deafens himself
[23:46] <FCB1> Helio_: We actually got a willingness to comply from him.
[23:46] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Nope it is now done
[23:46] <FCB1> Helio_: Amazing.
[23:46] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Was that really worth saying something about?
[23:46] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I was only saying improving the usage of ATP.
[23:46] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: But the faster energy is used
[23:47] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: the faster you age.
[23:47] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Orly.
[23:47] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Make the server age faster
[23:47] <FCB2> xN8Gx: ATP =/= genetic engineering
[23:47] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: not true
[23:47] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: people with high metabolic rates
[23:47] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: It needs to stop being a virgin
[23:47] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: age faster.
[23:47] <FCB1> Arvarna: how did this turn into a debate on cellular efficiency?
[23:47] <FCB2> xN8Gx: People who smoke age faster as well
[23:47] <theytookourjobs> no idea...
[23:47] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Should we blame atp as well?
[23:47] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Because of cellular degeneration
[23:47] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Cells are damaged and repaired
[23:47] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Let's all smoke weed
[23:47] <FCB1> xN8Gx: ^^^^^
[23:47] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: also DNA has specialised segments
[23:47] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: ^^^^^^^^^
[23:48] <bluehulk4> ^^^^^^^
[23:48] <FCB2> fiandra: ^^^^
[23:48] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: ./ which repair-semi-damaged DNA
[23:48] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: but repeated unzipping/zipping
[23:48] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Do you even know what the point of DNA is?
[23:48] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: which is the reading/writting of DNA
[23:48] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Do you even know what DNA is used to produce?
[23:48] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Actually that's tooo simplified.
[23:49] <FCB1> bigman46: babies!!!!!!!
[23:49] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: The server's DNA is like weed, the more you smoke it, the more scientists come as guests
[23:49] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: DNA is 1 component is cellular systems.
[23:49] <bluehulk4> lol
[23:49] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: I sometimes zip my fly on my balls. does that make me able to vote.
[23:49] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: It's Science
[23:49] <FCB2> fiandra: lol
[23:49] <FCB1> bigman46: lol
[23:49] <NuclearWaffle121> I had no idea you could smoke DNA
[23:49] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Sometimes i put a kleenex on my dick and pretend it's a ghost.
[23:49] <bluehulk4> Interesting.
[23:49] <FCB1> fiandra: lol
[23:50] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: How many of you spend
[23:50] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: your time working out problems?
[23:50] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I spend my time studying genetic issues/
[23:50] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: We're saving the moon
[23:50] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: enhancement?
[23:50] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I also study electricity,engineering,
[23:50] <FCB1> xN8Gx: We're solving lunar related issues.
[23:50] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: mathematics,chemistry on my own.
[23:50] <theytookourjobs> yup
[23:50] <theytookourjobs> fcraft space program
[23:50] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: does that comewith a toy?
[23:50] <FCB1> Arvarna: so basically, you're in highschool bro?
[23:51] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I study cryptography as well
[23:51] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: does your phd come with the happymeal?
[23:51] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I came up with some stupid idea
[23:51] <bluehulk4> XD
[23:51] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: When i grow up, i want be a retarded.
[23:51] <bluehulk4> lol
[23:51] <FCB1> Arvarna: ^
[23:51] <theytookourjobs> mine did polak...
[23:51] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I called a layered-ciphertrap
[23:51] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Basically imagine a steel cable
[23:51] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: he core hard material
[23:51] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: and the outter fibres
[23:51] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: my theory was to create a Encrypted tunnel
[23:52] <bluehulk4> He got scapeal for his happymeal toy and said Mummy I wanna be a scientist!
[23:52] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: using a hash algorithm to detect
[23:52] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: tampering but.
[23:52] <FCB2> fiandra: It's just theories
[23:52] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You make all of 0 sense
[23:52] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: The problem inside is that when the encrypted
[23:52] <FCB2> Helio_: I'm just going to stare blankly at the school and drool as my brain tries to load on how we got to this subject, from you rambling about your last laugh.
[23:52] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: tunnel is tampered with it's a trap.
[23:52] <FCB2> Helio_: screen*
[23:52] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Is it a trap or a tarp?
[23:52] <FCB2> Helio_: Did I say school, brain is buffering still.
[23:52] <theytookourjobs> and now he is a engineer
[23:52] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: It's a tarp
[23:52] <FCB2> xN8Gx: He's also a cryptographer
[23:52] <NuclearWaffle121> Helio, it'll stay that way for the next three hours
[23:52] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: P4n. I think the solution to your problems is cats.
[23:52] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: No
[23:52] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Yes.
[23:53] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Are you chemist?
[23:53] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: It's an encrypted tunnel but it's not the tunnel
[23:53] <FCB2> +Scrathy: cats
[23:53] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Hiding the real tunner amoung a set of numerical
[23:53] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: numbers.
[23:53] <FCB2> Arvarna: now you're just trolling me
[23:53] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: tunnel*
[23:53] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: tunnels can be encrypted?
[23:53] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: Is that the how the Mexicans got into the US of A?
[23:53] <FCB2> Helio_: Lol.
[23:53] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: If i zip the tip of my penis, will i get a GOP shot at president?
[23:54] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Encrypted tunnel an analoge for encrypted connecti
[23:54] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: connection
[23:54] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: So It's like the wall of China
[23:54] <theytookourjobs> ah how nice we have a engineer-crypotgrapher-scientist guset
[23:54] <FCB2> xN8Gx: So guys there seems to be like a lack of trees
[23:54] <theytookourjobs> guest*
[23:54] <FCB2> Helio_: If I kill time, will it make me immortal?
[23:54] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I am not a scientist
[23:54] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: although I am obsessed with science
[23:54] <FCB1> xN8Gx: So wait one second...
[23:54] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: SCIENCE!
[23:54] <ABadAnimator> did you know in third world countries, there is a huge decline of segways?
[23:54] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: are you a physcists
[23:55] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: I love physics
[23:55] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: P4n do you believe in God.
[23:55] <ABadAnimator> I love psychics, dreaming!
[23:55] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You're a chemist, an engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist. But you're not a scientist?
[23:55] <predator2x> p4n3m1p4m1a3 do you mean: specific causal algorithms, lining up with the modular sequence synthesis?
[23:55] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: see what i did there.... switching topics...
[23:55] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: f(x) = 5x^2 / 4/x + 1 + x^3
[23:55] <theytookourjobs> ye yes numbers
[23:55] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: No
[23:55] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Functions.
[23:55] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: so do you believe in god?
[23:55] <theytookourjobs> 4958 % 630855 i can do it too!
[23:55] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Duh.
[23:55] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: x is a placeholder.
[23:55] <bluehulk4> Agreed I was thinking the same thing theytook
[23:55] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: x is a functions input point.
[23:55] <bluehulk4> Yay science!
[23:56] <FCB2> xN8Gx: What the fuck are you talking about?
[23:56] <theytookourjobs> hooray!
[23:56] <FCB2> Helio_: What would happen if it were possible to divide by zero?
[23:56] <FCB1> Helio_: :3
[23:56] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: If Jon had 2 apples, and Kim ate one What is the sun's surface area?
[23:56] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: xN8Gx mathematical functions
[23:56] <NuclearWaffle121> No spets
[23:56] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: precursor to calculus
[23:56] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You were talking about tunnels earlier
[23:56] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: I thought we were talking about space
[23:56] <bluehulk4> Helio, I would be really confused
[23:56] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Then you were talking about cells before that
[23:56] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Now you're talking about functions
[23:56] <NuclearWaffle121> If Jon had 5 apples, then ate 3 apples, calculate the mass of the sun
[23:56] <FCB1> xN8Gx: What the fuck are you on about dude.
[23:56] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Too difficult to organise for you?
[23:56] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: Yea i tried to change it up waffle
[23:56] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: I show you my though pattern when someone
[23:56] <theytookourjobs> how did it go from a demotion.....to this
[23:57] <FCB1> xN8Gx: A college professor couldn't organize this.
[23:57] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: says something that is related to what I am thinki
[23:57] <predator2x> scientrollogy
[23:57] <FCB1> xN8Gx: It's completely unrelated bullshit
[23:57] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: I change what I am talking about
[23:57] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: xN8Gx
[23:57] <FCB2> xN8Gx: No shit you do.
[23:57] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Nothing is unrelated.
[23:57] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Are you a therapist
[23:57] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Everything. You are saying. Is completely unrelated.
[23:57] <FCB2> DreamingInsane: I need one
[23:57] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Watch this
[23:57] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: I still need to find tip of my penis. Can you help me we can be like dora. i'll be boots and you can be dora. Dreaming can be swiper and i just shat my pants.
[23:57] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Who wants a brain frying????
[23:58] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Mathematics is related to chemistry because
[23:58] <FCB2> +Scrathy: I have no brain
[23:58] <NuclearWaffle121> Brain frying, with multiple question marks? I'm in!
[23:58] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: mathematics is used in chemistry
[23:58] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: for numerical calculations relating to measurement
[23:58] <theytookourjobs> yes
[23:58] <FCB1> xN8Gx: So what is the fucking point in talking about all this?
[23:58] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: also chemistry is related to organic chemistry.
[23:58] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Do we look like we give 3/4 of a fuck?
[23:58] <FCB2> Helio_: Yes, what the hell is the object of your discussion?
[23:58] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: math=chem=phy=psych=socail=wtf is your point?
[23:59] <FCB2> xN8Gx: What are you trying to accomplish
[23:59] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: Indeed Polak
[23:59] <ABadAnimator> math related to chemistry? sure. But what does this have to do with you being demoted and making our server costs increase?
[23:59] <theytookourjobs> yes
[23:59] <theytookourjobs> very much so abad
[23:59] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: I understand connections not many people know abou
[23:59] <NuclearWaffle121> Because server costs use money, and that's numbers, and that's math
[23:59] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: I've even tried looking around at observations
[23:59] <theytookourjobs> though a very complex and over complicated scheme to get the last laugh
[23:59] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: So your like google?
[23:59] <FCB1> xN8Gx: What is the point of this
[23:59] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: of unrelated events trying to dedude patterns.
[23:59] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: For predicting time...
[23:59] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: i got it
[23:59] <FCB2> xN8Gx: What are you trying to accomplish
[23:59] <bluehulk4> OMG einstein? in.. a recreation?
[00:00] <FCB2> Helio_: Fucking awesome, still don't understand your point in all of this.
[00:00] <FCB2> Helio_: Enlighten us.
[00:00] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: p4n is trying to make himself a builder again?
[00:00] <FCB1> xN8Gx: Can you predict the future? Will I be bald when I grow up
[00:00] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: xN8Gx
[00:00] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: the patterns are dense and hidden
[00:00] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Will third world countries ever get segways?
[00:00] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: but I found out a leaf landing on someones car
[00:00] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: can cause a car-accident
[00:00] <NuclearWaffle121> Oh okay then
[00:01] <theytookourjobs> he's been playing with it in the parking lot outside of wall-mart
[00:01] <NuclearWaffle121> Also, N8 will never be bald
[00:01] <NuclearWaffle121> Not with hair like that
[00:01] <FCB2> xN8Gx: I don't want to ban this guy.
[00:01] <FCB2> xN8Gx: I like him
[00:01] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Arvarna I am just extremely eccentric.
[00:01] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You're fucking crazy and a troll
[00:01] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: a retarded
[00:01] <FCB2> xN8Gx: But dammit I'm amused.
[00:01] <FCB2> Helio_: I also discovered that a feather landing on the top of your head could cause serious head trauma, resulting in an instantaneous death,
[00:01] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Crazy is always a precursor to genius
[00:02] <theytookourjobs> helio you genius
[00:02] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: this is better than my tail porn!
[00:02] <FCB2> Goliath79: lol
[00:02] <bluehulk4> Nearly
[00:02] <NuclearWaffle121> lol
[00:02] <predator2x> great discovery helio_ !
[00:02] <FCB1> xN8Gx: How old are you?
[00:02] <FCB2> Polakwithablock: How old are you/
[00:02] <FCB1> Goliath79: p4n...they have medication for your problem
[00:02] <FCB2> Helio_: I know right, revolutionized the way we see feathers forever.
[00:02] <theytookourjobs> they have institutions aswell
[00:02] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I am on medication.
[00:02] <theytookourjobs> insane asylums
[00:02] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I'm not insane.
[00:02] <FCB2> xN8Gx: You clearly don't understand insanity
[00:02] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: p4 what is 2+2=?
[00:03] <theytookourjobs> yes yes your not insane
[00:03] * FCB1 * p4n3m1p4m1a3* was banned by +Scrathy Reason: Abuse, trolling, good bye.
[00:03] * FCB2 * p4n3m1p4m1a3* left the server (Ban)
D'awww. Mercy ban. But I suppose we weren't gonna get much better then that clusterfuck of information. So points to scrathy for the well-timed ban
[00:03] <FCB2> +Scrathy: Enough of that
[00:03] <theytookourjobs> you are just the worlds smartest guest
[00:03] <FCB1> Goliath79: and that eneds that
[00:03] <NuclearWaffle121> Now I can finally say
[00:03] <NuclearWaffle121> LOLOLOL
[00:03] <FCB1> fiandra: The world's smartest guest
[00:03] <FCB1> Helio_: Well, that was fun.
[00:03] <bluehulk4> Oh god I just busted 1+1 polak this is hard
[00:03] <hafnium> I'm hafnium and I approve this mercy banning.
[00:03] <theytookourjobs> his last words " i am not insane"
[00:03] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Damn
[00:03] <NuclearWaffle121> That was just too funny
[00:03] <hafnium> :B
[00:03] <FCB1> xN8Gx: I'm xn8gx. I was trying to get another hack threat out of
[00:03] <FCB2> +Scrathy: I am very dissapointed in everyone. You are ops+ of this server, you should have more respect.
[00:03] <FCB1> xN8Gx: him*
[00:04] <FCB2> xN8Gx: My bad scrathy :/
[00:04] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: Yah^
[00:05] <FCB1> Helio_: :l
[00:05] <FCB2> xN8Gx: We probably should have either banned him or muted him
[00:05] <FCB1> +Scrathy: I will want a 100 word apology by tommorow
[00:05] <hafnium> 100 words?
[00:05] <hafnium> PAGES
[00:05] <bluehulk4> XD
[00:05] <FCB2> +Scrathy: Done
[00:05] <theytookourjobs> D=
[00:05] <FCB2> xN8Gx: Pages?
[00:05] <FCB1> +Scrathy: Get to work
[00:05] <FCB2> xN8Gx: BOOKS
[00:05] <hafnium> I want an apologetic dissertation.
[00:05] <hafnium> Fuck that, I want a BOOK
[00:05] * FCB1 * ninjacamifuego left the server (ClientQuit)[00:05] <hafnium> A whole book
[00:05] * theytookourjobs whispers to n8, skip tomorrow
[00:05] <FCB1> xN8Gx: I'll give you a comic book.
Greatest conversation with a guest I have ever had.
[12:43] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You are the sexiest chick ever.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.
Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
Hahaha oh, thats hilarious. Good luck with your apology book as well
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Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
TRON CAT! Pav stole 1 of my 3 sayings from that song.JustOnePanda wrote:Yes, this!ABadAnimator wrote:Edit: an actual quote on request of pandaorangyw wrote:i am naked
Edit:Pavoneo wrote:I want to be the reason why all Lesbians hate dick.
11:25 PM <CMB> M1_Abrams: Beard, I wrote that you are my favorite rapper, can you rap?
11:26 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: i can rap on the fly, i just gotta get a li'l high, which ain't so hard, you just gotta try
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Re: Funny quotes by funny people.
From that pile of text n8g posted, I found this!
Polakwithablock wrote:does your phd come with the happymeal?
"a person's dream are meant to be fulfilled not crushed and these words I am typing from the 3DS are from my heart"
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taytecraft wrote:one more thing my dad says its bad to tell people that i tell my name to people i don't know my name age at stuff i like so i don't really go into these stuff because my dad says there are bad people out there like adults that have sex with a child and other worst stuff.
And from xN8G's posttaytecraft wrote:i want period
no fair girls
Polakwithablock wrote:I sometimes zip my fly on my balls. does that make me able to vote.
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Decided to find my favorite quotes from that conversation.xN8Gx wrote:[23:40] <FCB1> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I hack but I don't hack illegally.
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: Helio_ if I have to inject genetic alteration
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: serem into me to change me from dieing
[23:41] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3: I guess I will.
[23:49] <FCB1> ImSpetsnaz: Sometimes i put a kleenex on my dick and pretend it's a ghost.
[23:51] <FCB2> ImSpetsnaz: When i grow up, i want be a retarded.
[23:56] <NuclearWaffle121> If Jon had 5 apples, then ate 3 apples, calculate the mass of the sun
[23:57] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: I still need to find tip of my penis. Can you help me we can be like dora. i'll be boots and you can be dora. Dreaming can be swiper and i just shat my pants.
[00:00] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: but I found out a leaf landing on someones car
[00:00] <FCB2> p4n3m1p4m1a3*: can cause a car-accident
[00:02] <FCB1> Polakwithablock: this is better than my tail porn!
[12:43] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You are the sexiest chick ever.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.
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That was MY "joke" that I ripped off the internet from someone else, waffle! I'll hunt you down for that!xN8Gx wrote: [23:56] <NuclearWaffle121> If Jon had 5 apples, then ate 3 apples, calculate the mass of the sun
200419110 wrote:ohmyfuckingod im one person chill your tits
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*this joke is the sole property of ABadAnimator*ABadAnimator wrote:That was MY "joke" that I ripped off the internet from someone else, waffle! I'll hunt you down for that!xN8Gx wrote: [23:56] <NuclearWaffle121> If Jon had 5 apples, then ate 3 apples, calculate the mass of the sun
Happy?
<dxgxl16> we got strippers
<SMB> Allisss: in the butt
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much
©ABadAnimator 2012ABadAnimator wrote:....ripped off the internet from someone else....
200419110 wrote:ohmyfuckingod im one person chill your tits
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[23:47] <FCB1> DreamingInsane: Let's all smoke weed
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berat13: Kitchen Accessories Ideas Try looking at http://www.kitchendesign1.co.uk. They have some amazing designs and prices.Kitchen Accessories Ideas
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15:38 FCB2 123justas123: can i be supop plz i am big
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[2012-03-11 01:34:35] (IRC) KingCrab: this is like a movie but i cant do anything
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(IRC) Kingcrab: leo i know you as a lion in fairy tail
xXtowertonXx: growr som boles
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KingCrab wrote:[01:50] <KingCrab> np y
[01:50] <KingCrab> no y
[01:50] <KingCrab> u
[01:50] <KingCrab> shit
[01:50] <KingCrab> its 2013
[01:50] <KingCrab> 2012
[01:50] <KingCrab> cause dome girl walked in
[01:50] <KingCrab> and she offered sex
[01:50] <KingCrab> but was qyite cute, so i took the offer
[01:50] <KingCrab> no
[01:50] <KingCrab> y am i on irc when drunk
[01:51] <KingCrab> microwave went off
[01:51] <KingCrab> im not supposed to be drunk irc
[01:51] <KingCrab> i:-/:S
[01:51] <KingCrab> i just offered firl my dick
[01:51] <KingCrab> i am stable rnough to know it is 2012
[01:51] <KingCrab> i demote you
[01:54] <KingCrab> and ome that was sprlled right
[01:54] <KingCrab> i cant think straight
[01:54] <KingCrab> see tge keys but cant type my response
[01:54] <KingCrab> idk leo, idc
[01:54] <KingCrab> forget you nate
[01:54] <KingCrab> spelled that right so piss on u
[01:54] <KingCrab> leo i know you as a lion in fairy tail
[01:55] <KingCrab> omg u spelled that right
[01:55] <KingCrab> can i have a cookie
[01:55] <KingCrab> i spelled
[01:55] <KingCrab> i am not gay
[01:55] <KingCrab> hi jelio
[01:55] <KingCrab> helio
[01:55] <KingCrab> i gace a feeling quotes thread will remever
[01:55] <KingCrab> lipn ling was a great damn movie
[01:57] <KingCrab> mo dobalds
[01:57] <KingCrab> mcdonalds
[01:57] <KingCrab> i hate everyone especially bate
[01:57] <KingCrab> nate
[01:58] <KingCrab> someone asked if i wanted to go
[01:58] <KingCrab> mmm leys havr sex.grhzor
[01:58] <KingCrab> fehzor
[01:58] <KingCrab> ive alrwady lost my virginity do i know what im doing
[01:59] <KingCrab> i also shaved
[01:59] <KingCrab> qe good
[01:59] <KingCrab> i shaved llama
[01:59] <KingCrab> its all good
[01:59] <KingCrab> LOUD NOISRS
[03:00] <KingCrab> not tgat drunk
[03:00] <KingCrab> piss off
[03:00] <KingCrab> dont yoy dare pyt thid on quotes thread
[03:01] <KingCrab> i be pissed in the morning
[03:02] <KingCrab> do it and i demote you
[03:02] <KingCrab> that was spelled right
[03:02] <KingCrab> i am an intellectual
[03:03] <KingCrab> you bit h
[03:03] <KingCrab> i demote you
[03:03] <KingCrab> then tranquilize you and circumcise you
[03:04] <KingCrab> so you cant inhabit this earth wlever again
[03:04] <KingCrab> i cwill make it happen
[03:04] <KingCrab> i will put a bpot up ypur ass
[03:04] <KingCrab> and plg it
[03:05] <KingCrab> so i think i picked my nosr, and a vooger fell in my mouth
[03:05] <KingCrab> bioger
[03:06] <KingCrab> boogger
[03:06] <KingCrab> booger
[03:06] <KingCrab> i will dwmoten all of ypu
[03:06] <KingCrab> i am spbering up
[03:06] <KingCrab> sobering
[03:07] <KingCrab> cause i have connections
[03:07] <KingCrab> i tell the australian kid
[03:08] <KingCrab> he demote your ass cause.he looks nice in a tux eith hid afro
[03:08] <KingCrab> tux and his afro
[03:08] <KingCrab> hr fixed my harbor
[03:08] <KingCrab> thays
[03:09] <KingCrab> thatsthe shit
[03:09] <KingCrab> i dont want to demote ekveryone
[03:09] <KingCrab> just the assholes
[03:10] <KingCrab> cause you are an asshole naye
[03:10] <KingCrab> hatw yoy
[03:10] <KingCrab> hate you
[03:11] <KingCrab> too bad ypu cant leoparde
[03:11] <KingCrab> pemalite you dezerves trzutee in lrss.tine
[03:11] <KingCrab> and are awesome
[03:11] <KingCrab> i would have babies with you
[03:11] <KingCrab> leas time
[03:12] <KingCrab> i am laying fown
[03:12] <KingCrab> doing ny brst to sober up
[03:12] <KingCrab> but my phone is dumb
[03:13] <KingCrab> i dont want to sprak in afrian language
[03:13] <KingCrab> i qm not pregnant
[03:14] <KingCrab> i pissrd all 300 babies out yp the toilet
[03:14] <KingCrab> pissed
[03:14] <KingCrab> you guys are dicos gor.messing with me while drubk
[03:14] <KingCrab> hate yiu all
[03:15] <KingCrab> fuck yohu.rivht bow.passing ou
[03:15] <KingCrab> i gotta.piss latet
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[12:43] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You are the sexiest chick ever.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.
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^That was the best hour and a half fCraft has ever seen.
xXtowertonXx: growr som boles
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...I don't...I don't understand...he wants me to demote everyone? Well...okay then.
<TKB> Hit_Girl: zombies don't hurt
<TKB> Hit_Girl: weird.
<TKB> Hit_Girl was slain by Zombie
<TKB> Hit_Girl: weird.
<TKB> Hit_Girl was slain by Zombie
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You know, I think he mainly just wants me demoted. I feel special.
[12:43] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You are the sexiest chick ever.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.
[12:44] <FCB1> +Pemalite: N8G. You so sexy. I wanna touch and stroke your luscious beautifull hair like it was my own and hear you purr.
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Apparently I have been shaved. I am now a naked llama.
<FCB2> trevbev94: who made the perimid out of saind cause that is ausom
<FCB2> Pemalite+: druffin. 'cmere big boy for some lovin'
<FCB2> Pemalite+: druffin. 'cmere big boy for some lovin'
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bender123123: spazzbunny is a retardrabbit
3 stages of sex life in a person's lifetime: Tri-weekly, try weekly, try weakly
<PyroPyro> afk touching my self while looking at the monies
<PyroPyro> afk touching my self while looking at the monies
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[03:07] <KingCrab> i tell the australian kid
[03:08] <KingCrab> he demote your ass cause.he looks nice in a tux eith hid afro
[03:08] <KingCrab> he demote your ass cause.he looks nice in a tux eith hid afro
11:25 PM <CMB> M1_Abrams: Beard, I wrote that you are my favorite rapper, can you rap?
11:26 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: i can rap on the fly, i just gotta get a li'l high, which ain't so hard, you just gotta try
11:26 PM <CMB> TheBeardmaster: i can rap on the fly, i just gotta get a li'l high, which ain't so hard, you just gotta try