Dankirk the Autoreply Bot (info & suggestions)

[bilde]

Was thinking about this. Since the activity of German people on the server have dramatically increased because of the server host beeing in Germany, people talk A WHOLE LOT more german on the server, which is against our rules. Therefore, I reveal to you, my idea

Basically, everytime someone says !german (can be changed) Dankirk will respond (In German) "Please talk English in main chat or you will be muted."

That's all there is, and if some other languages also are needed, then we can add a command for that particular language.

Example; Let's say Dutch is starting to become a problem. All you then need to do is type !dutch - then dankirk replies in dutch; "Please talk English in main chat or you will be muted."

Just make sure that it is coming from the native tounge, (someone who has that language as their first language) not google translate. :p

[JustOnePanda]

Hey I actually like that idea, it'll make our lives much easier since some of us do not speak Dutch, German, etc.

[Ninjacat101]

Might be a stupid idea but a way to check what number we are on minecraft.net server list, It might help predict when more staff are needed online I guess?

[Kevinsweijen]

Was thinking about this. Since the activity of German people on the server have dramatically increased because of the server host beeing in Germany, people talk A WHOLE LOT more german on the server, which is against our rules. Therefore, I reveal to you, my idea

Basically, everytime someone says !german (can be changed) Dankirk will respond (In German) "Please talk English in main chat or you will be muted."

That's all there is, and if some other languages also are needed, then we can add a command for that particular language.

Example; Let's say Dutch is starting to become a problem. All you then need to do is type !dutch - then dankirk replies in dutch; "Please talk English in main chat or you will be muted."

Just make sure that it is coming from the native tounge, (someone who has that language as their first language) not google translate. :p

German: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch im Chat.
Dutch: Spreek alsjeblieft engels in de chat.
French: S'il vous plait parlez Anglais dans le chat
1337: 5P34K 3NGL15H!!!11!!!!!one!

[cdferg]

Perhaps we could have a response for "How do I appeal?" and the like.

[Intertoothh]

Perhaps we could have a response for "How do I appeal?" and the like.

*want*rank*back
i*got*demoted

and maybe it can trigger on 'demotion' and 'player online'.
as well.

[PyroPyro]

I have a awkward request, i want my promoratio to be restarted if that's allowed, possible and not hard to do...

PyroPyro, 1 players promoted of which 0% (0) have been demoted or banned afterwards. % used in calculations is 0%

I lost my promo-virginity and i feel bad xD

[cartmen838213]

You could add something for "who is the owner?", i see this question being asked alot.

[bilde]

You could add something for "who is the owner?", i see this question being asked alot.

Why would guests need to know that?

[Ollieboy]

It's not what they need to know, it's what they want to know, because

i see this question being asked alot.

[bilde]

Seen the question: "How do I get laid" sometimes. so we will add that soon too?

[KingCrab]

I see a lot of guests asking "Is this good enough for a promotion??"

Maybe have a Dankirk response that then suggests them to type /j demo to see promotion worthy builds.

[PolakWithABlock]

You could add something for "who is the owner?", i see this question being asked alot.

Do not forget they always ask "who is admin"
Do we consider admin staff?
This is mostly asked when there is a griefer that need to be stop or for a rating/promotion/request (whatever you want to call it).

Response : <player>, our "admin" are called staff,and they are called Ops and Supops.

[Sanjar Khan]

That's an unnecessary response.

[Dankirk]

Alright,

New command for OP+: !english <player>
This will reply with:
"(en|??) <player>, Speak English in chat, To chat privately type @PlayerName in front of your messages."
Note that the reply is automatically GoogleTranslated to last language <player> spoke.

Since GoogleTranslate is not always reliable in its translations I'm open for some pretranslated lines. Just use the above line as basis. I'll be adding them asap.

[Ninjacat101]

<FCB2> kevinsweijen: !english The_Ruppi
<FCB2> kevinsweijen: Ahum
<FCB2> kevinsweijen: daaankiiiiiiiiiiirk!
<FCB2> The_Ruppi: komm mer no dann bauen mer eppes zesummen
<FCB1> Ninjacat101: he doesn't like you
<FCB2> Ninjacat101: !english The_Ruppi
<FCB2> Ninjacat101: or me
<FCB2> reswww: meow mooooo quack woof baaaaaaa
<FCB2> Ninjacat101: !english reswww
<FCB1> reswww: alright
<FCB2> Ninjacat101: oh well
<FCB2> reswww: just joking
<FCB1> Ninjacat101: lmao
<FCB1> Ninjacat101: dankirk any bans needed
<Dankirk> No bans needed
<FCB2> Ninjacat101: ty
<Dankirk> Always here for you
<FCB1> kevinsweijen: !english ninjacat101
<Dankirk> (en|vi) ninjacat101, Nói ti&#7871;ng Anh trong chat. trò chuy&#7879;n riêng t&#432; ki&#7875;u @PlayerName tr&#432;&#7899;c tin nh&#7855;n c&#7911;a b&#7841;n.

[Dankirk]

Some fixes for !english.
It seems theres some problems detecting dutch, dunno if it's a some geographical Google stuff.
In any case, it will now default to replying in English if there are any errors translating or connecting to Google Translate. The bot will not try to translate or remember messages shorter than 3 characters.

[PyroPyro]

So... Dankirk can i get my !promoratio cleared?

[McLaughlinKid]

So... Dankirk can i get my !promoratio cleared?

U lost your virginity. Don't stop pyro you know you like it.

[Ninjacat101]

A reply to 'what/who is irc'...

[Dankirk]

Ookay, here's some stats starting a year back.
Added some graphs to show useful stuff. You are free to make/post your own too.

Download

As a reminder, the stats are collected via IRC messages when Im online and not directly fetched from the server. This means theres space for errors, even though I'm online most of the time.


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I can now sing My Little Pony theme song in duet with players.
Note that you need to know the lyrics for this one to work.
I will continue from where you stop and so on.

[17:30:47] <+FCB2> dankirk: i used to wonder what friendship could be
[17:30:47] <+Dankirk> until you all shared its magic with me
[17:31:04] <+FCB1> dankirk: big adventure
[17:31:04] <+Dankirk> tons of fun
[17:31:18] <+FCB2> dankirk: a beatiful heart
[17:31:19] <+Dankirk> faithful and strong
[17:31:25] <+FCB1> dankirk: sharing kindness
[17:31:25] <+Dankirk> is an easy feat
[17:31:35] <+FCB2> MyMooIsEpic: and magic makes it all complete
[17:31:35] <+Dankirk> did you know you are all my very best friends

[Gamma_Metroid]

<FBV> Fittyboysam: dankirk tell funfact 2
<Dankirk> Of our visitors 62.6% are guests, 4.8 11.6% are builders, 6.1% are vet/mason/arch and 14.87% are Mod+.

Hm.

[beeriebeer]

Nice
and intertoothh has a big one

[PyroPyro]

I can now sing My Little Pony theme song in duet with players.
Note that you need to know the lyrics for this one to work.
I will continue from where you stop and so on.

[17:30:47] <+FCB2> dankirk: i used to wonder what friendship could be
[17:30:47] <+Dankirk> until you all shared its magic with me
[17:31:04] <+FCB1> dankirk: big adventure
[17:31:04] <+Dankirk> tons of fun
[17:31:18] <+FCB2> dankirk: a beatiful heart
[17:31:19] <+Dankirk> faithful and strong
[17:31:25] <+FCB1> dankirk: sharing kindness
[17:31:25] <+Dankirk> is an easy feat
[17:31:35] <+FCB2> MyMooIsEpic: and magic makes it all complete
[17:31:35] <+Dankirk> did you know you are all my very best friends

Thank you.

[Dankirk]

Stats moved from text files to a database. Hopefully all the related quirks are fixed too.

[Intertoothh]

Whooo database... i love databases..

[Dankirk]

I've coded... i think two nights and setup a website for the bot from scratch.
Trustees and up are able to access it with a password/token, which I will be providing when asked. You can then share the password, as theres 1 account per server.

EDIT: Intertoothh has a token for password change.

On the website you currently can:
- Disable/Enable few features for Dankirk
- See all the stats of the server

I'm planning to expand on this AND make it look better.

And the website is here

Cheers.

[Kevinsweijen]

<Dankirk> suckerpunched10, ask a Guest (white name) to make some water/lava for you.

ORLY

[Dankirk]

Made more stuff controllable via website, like the ranks with their titles, tiers, prefixes, colors and how-to-promo-to.
It's almost all dynamical now. Only a few lines specific for fCraft and SpA Freebuilds.

Reply for water/lava should be fixed too.

EDIT:
- Op+ no longer affected by player specific spam limit (5 questions withing 4 minutes -> 30min ignore)
- Experimental: Can now recognize player names with spaces in them. (which can be achieved with fCraft's /setinfo DisplayName). These players will be treated the same as multicolored names. (Currently as Op on fCraft's Freebuild)

Planning to improve promotion recording, so that demoting recently (2 hours ago?) promoted people back to their previous rank don't count for promos, demotes nor promotee demotes (!promoratio/fun fact #7).

[Dankirk]

Added a PayPal donate button to bottom of the bot's website and to opening post \o/

There's now some interesting stats on the bot's frontpage, that can be used to compare servers I'm running on. Servers maybe opted out of the frontpage stats, if highups so wish.