@Hail Storm, I can has trade?

[Hafnium]

Dear Christopher,

Due to the projected impact of the impending storm, ALL REDACTED College classes on Monday, August 29th, have been canceled. On Tuesday, please follow your regular Tuesday schedule. Check our website, REDACTED for updates.

Office of Community Relations

tl;dr: Impending hurricane caused my college to cancel the first day of classes. If I go incommunicado Sunday, you'll know why!

Who else is going to be affected?

[DreamingInsane]

Isn't that one hurricane going through the east area?
(I'm not very good with news and TV.)

None the less, We're only having heat waves and deaths over here in the West.

[boblol0909]

We're only having heat waves and deaths over here in the West.

[Scrathy]

Nope, just earthquakes, major thunder storms and tornadoes in ontario. Nothing unusual to report here.

[DreamingInsane]

Seems legit.

[Ollieboy]

You won't be doing anything on the first day anyway.

[beeriebeer]

I heard a part of new york was evacuated.
Greetings out the netherlands.

[Aleries]

Irene shuts down Northeast, but New York spared

[cdferg]

The storm passed through last night and thankfully there was only minor damage. I think NJ and NY is getting it harder than MD did.

[Hafnium]

We had no problems here... until someone crashed into a power line after the storm.

[barrowboyjames]

We had no problems here... until someone crashed into a power line after the storm.

Maybe they got angry because there was no damage?

[boblol0909]

Maybe they got angry because there was no damage?

Definitely....